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LOL! The George W. Bush Conspiracy Generator is a scream. Here are a few I generated:

George W. Bush had Michael Jackson arrested so that the Jews could invade transgendered people.

George W. Bush lowered taxes so that big corporations, the Jews, oil companies, Republicans, and white men could invade welfare recipients.

Those were random. You can also generate your own, by choosing co-conspirators, and other parameters:

George W. Bush allowed 9/11 to happen so that big corporations, Republicans, Rush Limbaugh, white men, and gun owners could oppress Al Franken.

Great for entertainment if you avoid contact with liberals!

Hat tip to GOP Bloggers for this one.

There are some great bumperstickers here! Anything for a good cause!

LOL!

Here’s a quick refresher course for John McCain, who calls himself a Republican (Feingold’s a liberal–there’s no reason you’d expect him to have any respect for the Constitution):

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Now that they’ve effectively curtailed the First Amendment rights of everyone but the MSM, they’re going after 527s and blogs. McCain, shove your proposal where the sun don’t shine.

I’m not going to submit to any such violation of my Constitutional rights. Not now, not tomorrow, not ever. And would somebody please bitchslap McCain until he acts like a Republican?

You can sign the online petition here.