This is easily the best blog entry I have ever read. My hat is off.
Archive for August 13th, 2005
We have Alan Keyes. They have Dennis Kucinich. And Howard Dean. And Nancy Pelosi. And Maxine Waters. And Julia Carson. And Cynthia McKinney. And Babs Boxer. And Chuckie Schumer. And Dickie Turban. And Chuckles Rangel. (If you add in the moonbats not elected to office or holding any official position with the party, starting of course with Mike al-Moore, the list would go from here to the moon and back five times).
The issue isn’t who has nujobs. Everybody has nutjobs. The issue isn’t even how many nutjobs the party has.
The issue is whether the party reconizes that they’re nutjobs.
Dear god. What am I going to do?
There’s a local place here, the Waffle Shop, that’s quite good. Anyway, I was hungry this morning so I drove over there, and walked out as soon as I saw the line all the way to the front door.
I thought, “I’ll do Denny’s up the road, then I can get biscuits and gravy!”
Now, I have searched far and wide here, and biscuits and gravy are, for some ungodly reason, unbekannt. None at the Waffle Shop. But Denny’s! Bingo!
So in I went, sat down, and didn’t even open the menu. I knew what I wanted.
When the waitress came back to take my order, I said, “I’ll have the biscuits and gravy, please, with extra sausage.”
I might as well have ordered martian quail eggs. She asked me to repeat myself, and I did. And she had no clue what I was talking about.
I hurriedly opened the menu, and no biscuits and gravy! God, no! I looked at her and said, “But this is Denny’s!” and she shook her head.
So what is this? How is it that Denny’s doesn’t have biscuits and gravy? If Bob Evans or Cracker Barrel opened here, would they similarly eschew biscuits and gravy?
So I ordered freedom toast and sausage. And soon, I was sorry I had gone there.
The sausage was tasteless (and how do you make tasteless sausage? Is this part of the same nefarious plot to block biscuits and gravy? Are Howard Dean and that ambulance chaser John Edwards behind this?) and they brought me syrup in a tiny container that held, at most, two tablespoons.
I’m no longer starving, but I need biscuits and gravy. Are you listening, God?
This just in! An excerpt from Glen Reynolds’s up and coming autobiography!
Warning: this excerpt is sexually explicit, and reading it may cause hair to grow on your palms!
that liberals have no morals, ethics or principles, it seems they just can’t keep from trashing Steven Vincent, even though he was murdered by terrorists. Even I, as cynical as I am, think this is amazing. Even considering the far left newspaper that printed this trash.
No sources, other than “police in Basra,” according to the story. No substantiation that there even was an affair. Is there any depth to which these leftist terrorist sympathizers will not sink?
H/T to Captain’s Quarters.
A poignant letter to Sheehan from an Iraqi includes:
Your son sacrificed his life for a very noble cause…No, he sacrificed himself for the most precious value in this existence; that is freedom.
His blood didn’t go in vain; your son and our brethren are drawing a great example of selflessness.
God bless his free soul and God bless the souls of his comrades who are fighting evil.
God bless the souls of Iraqis who suffered and died for the sake of freedom.
God bless all the freedom lovers on earth.
Definitely worth reading.
