About That Letter to the UN

Since I got a response to my letter to the UN from a conservative whose humor meter was offline, let me straighten this out, seriously, once and for all.

Kofi, we neither want nor need your dirty money. We don’t want money from Belgium, France, Germany, or any other of you cowardly frightened Euroweasels. Not one penny.

We don’t need it. Last year alone, Americans gave over 240 billion dollars to charity. That’s 60,000% of the total UN aid given to the tsunami countries (and we’ll ignore all the money that never got to those victims because it was pocketed by those thug governments you UN creeps are so fond of). So however appropriate it may be, we don’t want your money.

There. That should settle things.

2 Comments

  1. Pam:

    My humor meter is offline? You hurt my feelings… :-(