Aye, ye maties! Ye may be a RINO if:
- ye long for the “good old days” of Rockefeller
- ye think Roe v. Wade was a good ruling
- ye think “campaign finance laws” are a good thing
- ye would even contemplate voting for John McCain
- ye don’t mind the SCOTUS creating law as long as you agree with it
- ye think the GOP is dominated by the “religious right”
- ye think stability in the Middle East is more important than liberty in the Middle East
- ye think Nixon was a conservative
- ye call yerself a “moderate” (we’ll keelhaul ye!)
- ye think Social Security shouldn’t be privatized
- ye think Medicare shouldn’t be privatized
- ye call Fred Barnes, Ann Coulter, or John Gibson “extremists”
- ye think the party needs to be more “moderate”
- ye think McCain and his party of nine were party heroes for pulling the nuclear option off the table
- ye don’t think Hilary would be a godawful President
- ye think Evan Bayh is a conservative
- ye think the UN is overall a good organization
- ye find yerself apologizing for your party to liberals
- ye find yerself wondering if Roberts is “too conservative”
- ye approve of gun control
Arrrrrrrrr! And if ye be a RINO, we’ll make ye walk the plank! Arrrrrrrrrrr!
