I am completely addicted to the Apprentice. And since I’m watching the first episode now, here are my impressions.

Markus is a SNAG (Sensitive New Age Guy), and like most SNAGs, he’s a moron. Unfortunately, he’s the project leader. Tell me, how would you feel about your project leader’s abilities if he stopped the meeting to say, “Guys, how am I doing? Is there anything you feel I should do differently?” What’s next? Call for a big group hug? Have a sensitivity session?

Fire him. Now.

I don’t think they’ll lose, as bad as the other team seems to be doing. But Markus is number one on my YOU’RE FIRED list, like that stupid hippie with the guitar last season.

Ah, we’re in the boardroom. God, I wish Carolyn would run for President. And I knew it, the guys won, so Markus will be here next episode. However, this season winning project managers only get exemptions if their team votes for them — and the team didn’t give him an exemption. Good. He’s an idiot. So if they lose next week, maybe Trump will send him packing.

Then there’s this Hispanic woman on the other team. She talks too much. The others already hate her–and it looks like they’re going after her in the boardroom. The chum is in the water. But the project manager really should go. She had no plan, no organization, she just had them walk the streets in Spanish Harlem trying to drum up people to take their fitness class.

I won’t reveal who gets the axe, just in case you haven’t seen it yet.

God, I love this show.

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