When liberals aren’t whining and moaning and wringing their hands and being afraid, they’re slandering conservatives with those oh-so-chic nasty names, like fascist or Nazi. The one thing liberals never do is confront the facts—or defend the United States.
Liberals have constructed a fantasy world from myths that have nothing to do with reality, and yes, Virginia, they really do believe their delusions are real. In order to see just how irrational these people are, we have to look at a few of the myths liberals have constructed—starting with the most fundamental.
Liberals will grudgingly admit that Stalin wasn’t exactly Willy Wonka, but then turn around and insist that Hitler and the Nazis were right-wingers. Well no. The Nazis were left-wingers. Exactly what part of ’sozialistische’ in ‘Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei’ don’t you understand? (Or for those who can’t read German, what part of ’socialist’ in ‘German National Socialist Workers Party’ don’t you understand?)
Liberal fear-mongering hinges on this myth. It is their only justification for howling “Nazi! Police state!” when they’re trying to get you to vote for their agenda—rather, against Republicans (liberals know they can’t get people to vote for their platform; that’s why they rely on the SCOTUS to push it on the nation). Without this myth, the web of liberal hysteria falls apart, into otherwise unrelated doom and gloom predictions and breathtakingly surreal fantasies of “a better world,” which translated from liberalese to English means, “You will do what we say because we know better than you what’s good for you and the nation.”
If you thought, “There is no terrorist threat!” was the most idiotic thing you’d heard, well, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you’re wrong. Far more idiotic, nearly psychotic, in fact, is, “There is no terrorist threat! And the Religious Right is trying to turn us into a theocratic police state!” Closely related is, “Christianity is a religion of hate and violence, but Islam is a religion of peace and love!”
That no doubt explains the Southern Baptist homicide bombers in London, Mormon missionaries flying planes into the World Trade Center, Roman Catholic honor killings and Presbyterian female circumcision.
I hate to keep saying this, but I’m not making this up. Liberals don’t fear Islamist homicide bombers (this is why they call them freedom fighters or insurgents instead of terrorists), but they fear Reverend Stanley. Do they think his congregation will kidnap them and force them to eat jello salad at a church dinner?
If you don’t believe in mass hysteria, read the New York Times.
If there’s one good thing about all this screaming about Bush, Rove, Rummy, the Nazis in the White House, and the poor oppressed disadvantaged marginalized little brown terrorists (or should that be terrorists of color?), it’s keeping these wackjobs from howling about global warming and saving the spotted earthworm. God, I was getting sick of that.
It’s Chicken Little all over again. The sky is always falling, often because of shadowy global corporate conspiracies, or evil Republicans, or global warming, or drilling in Alaska, or flags, or Christians, or talk radio, or the Electoral College, or free speech, or people with firearms, oh, liberals are scared of everything except each other. And everything they’re scared of is going to cause the end of the world as we know it.
Fear, fear, fear, fear. It’s always fear and hysteria. Don’t they realize that if they at least tried to appear rational, people might vote for them?
Somebody tell them to shut up. Thanks.
