Archive for October 7th, 2005

And but good, too. Here’s the opening paragraph:

In considering whether or not to host University of Colorado professor Ward Churchill as a guest lecturer, the leadership of DePaul University has arrived at a teaching moment. To give this man a platform to lecture students at DePaul says your university cares very little whether or not Churchill’s academic record is a fraud.

All I can say is it took long enough — but at least he finally found the, uh, fortitude to tackle the universtity and its star leftist. Not what I expected from a RINO like Owens, but good for him.

The write-up is here. Hat-tip to Blogmeister.

Posted by rightwingprof on October 7, 2005 at 6:49 pm under Education, Conservatism, Politics, GWOT.
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Posted by rightwingprof on October 7, 2005 at 6:15 pm under Odds 'n Ends.
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