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Dec 30: Feast of the Holy Family

December 30th, 2005 at 10:53 am by rightwingprof -- Trackback URL

St. Luke 2:22-40

When the days were completed for their purification
according to the law of Moses,
They took him up to Jerusalem
to present him to the Lord,
just as it is written in the law of the Lord,
Every male that opens the womb shall be consecrated to the Lord,
and to offer the sacrifice of
a pair of turtledoves or two young pigeons,
in accordance with the dictate in the law of the Lord.


December 27: Saint John, Apostle and Evangelist

December 27th, 2005 at 3:44 pm by rightwingprof -- Trackback URL

1 John Chapter 1, 1-4

Beloved:
What was from the beginning,
what we have heard,
what we have seen with our eyes,
what we looked upon
and touched with our hands
concerns the Word of life
for the life was made visible;
we have seen it and testify to it
and proclaim to you the eternal life
that was with the Father and was made visible to us
what we have seen and heard
we proclaim now to you,
so that you too may have fellowship with us;
for our fellowship is with the Father
and with his Son, Jesus Christ.
We are writing this so that our joy may be complete.


December 26: St. Stephen, First Martyr

December 26th, 2005 at 8:34 am by rightwingprof -- Trackback URL

Acts Chapter 6, 8-10, Chapter 7, 54-59

Now Stephen, filled with grace and power, was working great wonders and signs among the people. Certain members of the so-called Synagogue of Freedmen, Cyrenians, and Alexandrians, and people from Cilicia and Asia, came forward and debated with Stephen, but they could not withstand the wisdom and the spirit with which he spoke.


Whew! Merry Christmas from Indiana!

December 25th, 2005 at 9:13 am by rightwingprof -- Trackback URL

We got here, and we’re just getting up. To the weaver, we’ll call you tomorrow to set up a time and place — want to see you while we’re in town. If I blog at all today, it won’t be until late afternoon, after we get back from all the festivities.

Merry Christmas!


See For Yourself

December 23rd, 2005 at 2:15 pm by rightwingprof -- Trackback URL

Inspired by Michelle Malkin’s article on “bizarre” college courses (the quotes are there only because they aren’t at all bizarre — except to somebody not surrounded by academics all the time), I thought I’d look and see what the Indiana University School of Education is offering over the next couple of years. And lo! we have:

E 300 Elementary Education for a Pluralistic Society (3 cr.) B An overview of the principles of multicultural education. An introduction to major ethnic and minority groups in the United States. A historical view of the status of culturally different learners in elementary schools. A focus upon teaching strategies and curricular innovations for culturally diverse classrooms.

English translation: Why educational standards are “cultural imperialism,” and how to best teach the evils of “Eurocentric” education and pass “disadvantaged” students at all costs.

E 305 Infusion of Technology (3 cr.) B One of the goals for the Democracy, Diversity, and Social Justice Program is to infuse the study, use, and teaching about technology throughout the entire program. Rather than being a tool that preservice teachers learn about, technology will be studied as a subject and a means to expand research opportunities, stimulate and enhance models of inquiry, and broaden teaching abilities.

“Democracy, Diversity, and Social Justice Program” pretty much says it all, doesn’t it.

E 320 Envisioning, Exploring, and Creating Our Social Worlds Through Multiple Literacies in the Elementary School (9 cr.) B This interdisciplinary course explores the social studies as ways of knowing about our world; the language arts and language learning theory; aesthetics and the arts; and the multiple roles of the teacher as facilitator of learning, social researcher, and curriculum creator. A field experience is included.

Seen the South Park episode where they go through the diversity museum? What “field experience” means here, I don’t dare guess.

E 322 Diversity and Social Justice I (3 cr.) B Students will develop curricula for social studies, language arts, aesthetics, and the arts that responds to multicultural and disability concerns. Curriculum planning and teaching strategies will attend to issues of student diversity in home and community contexts and school settings.

E 326 Diversity and Social Justice II (3 cr.) Students will develop curriculum for mathematics and science that responds to multicultural and disability concerns. Curriculum planning and teaching strategies will attend to issues of student diversity in home and community contexts and school settings.

Kumbayah, my lord! Kumbayah!

E 324 Teaching Mathematics and Science for All Students (9 cr.) This course prepares prospective elementary school teachers to teach mathematics and science in an integrated, discovery-based environment. A major goal of this course is to promote student familiarity with the conceptual understanding and skills necessary for teaching in a manner that promotes the inclusion of all pupils. Constructivism, the History and Philosophy of Science, and Technology and Society comprise three strands that further the aim of democratic teaching as applied to mathematics and science.

This one is great. Let’s look at the first part: “This course prepares prospective elementary school teachers to teach mathematics and science in an integrated, discovery-based environment.”

Wonder why public school graduates can’t add, subtract, multiply, and have no grasp of even basic real-world math? “Discovery-based environment” is the reason. Then, we have, “teaching in a manner that promotes the inclusion of all pupils,” which means, of course, that when we use apples (you know, I have three apples and take away one, that sort of thing), we have to use different colors of apples! And then, “A major goal of this course is to promote student familiarity with the conceptual understanding and skills necessary for teaching in a manner that promotes the inclusion of all pupils. Constructivism, the History and Philosophy of Science, and Technology and Society comprise three strands that further the aim of democratic teaching as applied to mathematics and science.”

And here we get to the main problem. Note that all this “social justice” Marxist nonsense seems to overshadow everything else — like teaching?

Some other favorites include:

F 200 Examining Self as a Teacher (3 cr.) B-I

H 380 Latino Education across the Americas (3 cr.) B

K 206 Teaching Methods for Students with Special Needs (1-3 cr.) B-I

K 343 Education of the Socially and Emotionally Disturbed I (3 cr.) B

K 405 Building Inclusive Middle and Secondary Schools: Approaches and Issues (1 cr.) B

M 317 Student Commonality and Diversity (1-3 cr.) B

M 320 Diversity and Learning: Teaching Every Child (6 cr.) I

It goes on and on. See for yourself.


A Rainbow Christmas!

December 23rd, 2005 at 11:43 am by rightwingprof -- Trackback URL

With a Merry Christmas hat tip to Michelle Malkin, this particularly barfworthy public school Christmas play:

In the play, the student-actors were dressed as animals and lived in the Black and White Forest. Initially, the animals segregated themselves into two groups: one for black and white animals and another for colorful animals.

Then, Santa Claus encountered the animals in the forest and told them he was discouraged by the way they had divided themselves on the basis of their colors. Santa told the animals that their skin color should not cause division among them and that they should live together in one community.

The animals agreed with Santa’s message and then renamed their community The Rainbow Forest. In the play’s final scene, the animals linked arms and sang “The Colors of the World Blend in Perfect Harmony.”

You can read about it here.


Merry Christmas!

December 22nd, 2005 at 6:26 pm by rightwingprof -- Trackback URL

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Letter to Santa 2005

December 22nd, 2005 at 5:52 pm by rightwingprof -- Trackback URL

Dear Santa,

Here is my Christmas list. I know I can’t have everything I want, but could you please give me some of the things on my list, for the nation, if not the world? Please?

  • The safe return of as many of our armed forces as possible, and the health and well being of their families
  • Tort reform, with at least caps on awards, though I’d prefer to see a loser pays bill enacted
  • Tax reform, with an end to "progressive" taxation, and taxation for the purpose of redistributing wealth (and if you could get rid of the IRS, that would be nice too)
  • Oil drilling in ANWR, please
  • Elected Republicans who start acting like Republicans who know they won the elections and don’t spend like Democrats
  • The very best for the Iraqis and Afghanis in their new representative nations
  • An end to Canuck whining, please
  • A SCOTUS dominated by strict constructionists (not liberals, and not conservatives — constructionists)
  • Complete dismantling of New Scam, er, New Deal programs (though since that’s not going to happen, I’ll take the administration’s ownership society initiative instead)
  • Resurrection of treason charges, with mandatory death sentences carried out publically and carried by law on every television channel, starting with Taliban collaborators and moving on to the "human shields" who returned to the US from Afghanistan and Iraq, and including the "activists" in Oakland who tried to block shipments of supplies to our armed forces
  • Mandatory death sentences for terrorists
  • CAIR, ANSWER, CODE PINK and other pro-terrorist organizations brought up on terrorism charges (though with priorty on those named)

  • Implosion of the unethical, amoral, pro-terrorist UN
  • Free Iranian, and North Korean republics (I will take democracies as a second, though I think republics would be more successful and stable in both Iraq and Iran)

Thank you, Santa! Oh, one more thing. Could you PLEASE move the terrorists from Gitmo to someplace in Iraq or Afghanistan, to once and for all remove them from the jurisdiction of whiny liberal judges and the ACLU?

Merry Christmas!


Today’s Liberwocky Definition

December 22nd, 2005 at 2:24 pm by rightwingprof -- Trackback URL
Constitution. As interpreted by the Warren Court (1954-1970), an enlightened fount of freedom created by the revered founding fathers, but as interpreted by the Burger/Rehnquist Court (1970-), an outdated instrument of juridicial repression promulgated by a clutch of eighteenth-century slaveholders.

From (click the image to buy from Amazon):

Liberwocky: What Liberals Say and What They Really Mean


Who Pays

December 22nd, 2005 at 10:56 am by rightwingprof -- Trackback URL

In response to Daniel Levesque’s suggestion, I fired up Excel, and charted the data. Here are the tax shares by income group:

And here are the tax rates by income group:

One of the reasons we still behave as if we were in the minority is that we have allowed the liberals to write the rules on political discourse — meaning we have accepted their definitions of “right” and “wrong.” Read any conservative column on taxation, and the conservative has accepted the liberal dogma that taxation should be progressive.

Well, I strongly disagree. Progressive taxation is nothing more than socialism. Progressive taxation is meant to redistribute wealth. There is nothing “fair” about progressive taxation — quite the reverse.

The only issue I have with the Fair Tax is that it isn’t “fair” in any sense of the word — save for that socialist sense. It isn’t “fair” because it’s progressive. And no progressive tax system can ever be “fair,” because taking money from one group in order to give it to another isn’t “fair”; it’s theft.

If you have socialist programs, then the only acceptable, “fair” way to fund them is put the recipients to work and tax them after they’re making an income. That’s fraught with problems, so it’s by far better to nix the programs altogether.


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December 22nd, 2005 at 8:02 am by rightwingprof -- Trackback URL

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Christmas Announcement

December 21st, 2005 at 7:34 pm by rightwingprof -- Trackback URL

It’s Wednesday. Saturday, we’re driving to Indiana, and we’ll be driving back here on New Year’s Day. Before we leave, I have a lot of stuff to do (laundry, packing, that sort of thing). So there will be less here (there already has been), though I’ll post every day.


Today’s Liberwocky Definition

December 21st, 2005 at 10:45 am by rightwingprof -- Trackback URL
Activist. A politically-concerned citizen given to the vigorous pursuit of Liberal causes. Not to be confused with extremist, a politically-concerned citizen given to the pursuit of Conservative causes (e.g., animal-rights activist, gun-rights extremist).

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Liberwocky: What Liberals Say and What They Really Mean


WHO Doesn’t Pay Their Fair Share?

December 21st, 2005 at 10:21 am by rightwingprof -- Trackback URL

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December 21st, 2005 at 7:51 am by rightwingprof -- Trackback URL

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In Memoriam: Mike Stokely

December 20th, 2005 at 4:11 pm by rightwingprof -- Trackback URL

A letter from the father of a son who was killed in the line of duty in Iraq:

For whatever reason, the last few days what Cindy Sheehan said “Casey didn’t die for a just cause” has been on my mind. Maybe it is because some people have felt comfortable enough four months out to ask me how I felt about Mike’s death and whether I thought the cause was “just” enough to justify his sacrifice.

My response is that Mike didn’t die for a “just cause”, he died JUST BECAUSE - just because he loved his country enough to want to serve it since the time he was in middle school; just because he loved his family enough to want to protect them; just because he loved his friends enough that he would rather fight a war “there” than here; just because he believed in our order of government whereby the civilian government rules and the military obeys, and when the President, with lawful authority, calls upon soldiers to go and fight, he believed it was not only his duty, but his honor to go; just because he wouldn’t let his fellow soldiers — his guys — go it alone; and just because he wanted to do for others — the Iraqi people — what he would do for his own country.


Oh God … !

December 20th, 2005 at 3:48 pm by rightwingprof -- Trackback URL

I just saw a commercial for a Black and Decker thing that opens jars, and thought, “That’s a good idea for folks with arthritis.”

Yow. Is that a sign of age?


Today’s Liberwocky Definition

December 20th, 2005 at 3:33 pm by rightwingprof -- Trackback URL
outsourcing

During the Clinton years, the far-sighted exportation of American economic resources to friendly peoples, the better to capture the hearts and minds of the global work force; during the Bush years, abandoning American labor to enhance the profits of ruthless multinational corporations.

From (click the image to buy from Amazon):

Liberwocky: What Liberals Say and What They Really Mean


Not More!

December 20th, 2005 at 1:32 pm by rightwingprof -- Trackback URL

More US soldiers TERRORIZING Iraqis!

Tip the hat to the Emperor Darth Misha I.


Nuttier Every Day!

December 20th, 2005 at 12:22 pm by rightwingprof -- Trackback URL

You know, there are moonbats, and then there are completely out of touch with reality, utterly insane moonbats. And if you want to see the latter, head over to DummyRatic Underwear and see their “Who is the REAL enemy?” poll:

Poll result (87 votes)

Terrorists. Bad, scary, evil TERRORISTS who want to KILL US ALL! (2 votes, 2%)

Bush & His Buddies — Corrupt, Incompetent, Treasonous TRAITORS who HATE AMERICA! (38 votes, 44%)

Republicans — Despicable fawning lackeys of a corrupt regime who sell their souls to the highest bidder! (4 votes, 5%)

Spineless Democrats who don’t stand up for TRUE American values (like the CONSTITUTION)! (4 votes, 5%)

Religious Zealots of ALL Stripes who are out to CONTROL US ALL! (3 votes, 3%)

Money Hungry Corporations Run By Greedy Short Sighted Scum! (28 votes, 32%)

Right Wing Media like Fox News, Rush, Hannity & Coulter who are obviously Devil Spawn paid to melt the brains of Decent People! (2 votes, 2%)

Other (Please Explain) (3 votes, 3%)

All of the Above (the cop-out answer, because we’re looking for #1) (3 votes, 3%)

I must have missed the newsflash about “Bush & His Buddies — Corrupt, Incompetent, Treasonous TRAITORS who HATE AMERICA!” or “Money Hungry Corporations Run by Greedy Short Sighted Scum!” kidnapping and beheading civilians, murdering children and flying planes into buildings, all while screeching “allahu akbar!” Somebody get that press release to me, please.

Hat tip to Big Daddy.


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December 20th, 2005 at 8:17 am by rightwingprof -- Trackback URL

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Poor Little Johnny!

December 19th, 2005 at 7:14 pm by rightwingprof -- Trackback URL

Stop and Think for a Minute has ripped a CSU-Sacramento administrator for banning holiday decorations because they are discriminatory and insensitive.

Now okay, I like ripping academic morons as much as anyone, but what do we expect from the “director of the Office of Services to Students with Disabilities”? Sure, she could be the director of the Three-eyed Pigeon-toed Transgendered Lesbians of Color Studies Program, but Services to Students with Disabilities isn’t much different.

We have to tolerate the common-sense disabled.

You’re thinking I’m cruel. That’s only because you’re a reasonable, sane human being and you interpret “disabilities” to mean, well, disabilities. Like being a paraplegic, for instance. But this is academia, the university, the central sewer of identity politics.

No, “students with disabilites” means (in addition to the very small number of actually disabled students) students who can’t read above the third-grade level. Students who can’t tell you what 12 times 12 is. Students who require three times the time alotted to take an exam because, well, they have “learning disabilites.”

You think I’m making this up, don’t you? I’m not. Really.

I have gotten lots of “Little Johnny is a very slow reader so he needs three times the time alotted to take an exam” letters from the equivalent office. Of course, it’s not worded like that — it’s always some “learning disability” that’s mentioned, but what it means is that little Johnny’s lips move when he tries to read, and he has trouble remembering which is the ‘g’ and which is the ‘q’.

The reasonable solution to this problem, and the “Johnny needs a level playing field!” line is to do something about the school system that passes him along, even though my four year-old niece is a better reader. But that would be far too sensible for graduates of education schools.


And The Winner Is …

December 19th, 2005 at 5:04 pm by rightwingprof -- Trackback URL

Today’s Bed-wetter Blog Award goes to Are You Taking Your Meds Paying Attention. If you leave comments, be nice! I’m sure the blogger is in therapy.


That’s More Like It!

December 19th, 2005 at 12:15 pm by rightwingprof -- Trackback URL

I suppose it’s not surprising that the headline of this story is “House approves drilling in Alaskan refuge,” considering that it is an MSNBC story:

House approves drilling in Alaskan refuge
Controversial provision added to defense bill, which included Katrina aid
The Associated Press
Updated: 7:15 a.m. ET Dec. 19, 2005

WASHINGTON - House lawmakers opened the way for oil drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge as one of their last acts of an all-night session Monday bringing their legislative year to a close.

Just for clarification: I’m not trivializing the importance of drilling in ANWR. But read on, and see what else is in this story:

The House also narrowly passed a plan to cut deficits by almost $40 billion over five years in legislation hailed by GOP conservatives as a sign their party was returning to fiscal discipline and assailed by Democrats as victimizing medical and education programs that help the poor.

This is an example not of overt liberal media bias, but the screwy leftwing biased priorities of the reporter. Sure, ANWR is important — but more important than finally starting to act like Republicans?

And it gets even better:

The deficit measure, passed 212-206, carried an extension of expiring welfare laws and repealed a program that compensates companies hurt by trading partners who “dump” their exports in this country.

There we go, cutting corporate welfare!

While House lawmakers were heading for the exits, the end was not in sight for the Senate, which can’t leave for Christmas until it deals with spending bills and the deficit-cutting package and overcomes a filibuster on renewing the Patriot Act. A Senate vote on the deficit reduction bill could come Monday.

Call me cynical, but I’m sure the RINO contingent in the Senate will cut out drilling in ANWR and budget cuts. Just wait. See if I’m not right.

(Dear Santa: Could you please give Bill Frist a backbone?)

GOP conservatives, disturbed that their party has overseen a surge in government spending and massive federal deficits, applauded a provision in the defense bill that would cut all discretionary federal programs, except those affecting veterans, by 1 percent in fiscal 2006, producing savings of $8.5 billion.

Just for the sake of being fair and balanced, you know there will be conservatives complaining that 8.5 billion isn’t enough. It’s not. But it’s better than nothing.

“Tonight the Congress will renew our commitment to the principles of fiscal discipline and limited government that minted this majority,” said Rep. Mike Pence, R-Ind., who leads a group of House conservatives.

Pence … what state is he from again? Hehehe.

The bill contains a 3.1 percent pay raise for military personnel, an increase in the death gratuity for the families of active duty personnel to $100,000 and an increase in the enlistment bonuses for active duty to $40,000.

Now that’s the kind of spending I like to see.


Against Victory?

December 19th, 2005 at 11:30 am by rightwingprof -- Trackback URL

Incredible.

RESOLUTION
Expressing the commitment of the House of Representatives to achieving victory in Iraq …

And how did the Democrats vote?

Democratic: 59 for; 108 against

Can we question their patriotism now?

Hat tip to GOP Bloggers


The President’s Speech

December 19th, 2005 at 11:19 am by rightwingprof -- Trackback URL

Just in case you missed it:

Next week, Americans will gather to celebrate Christmas and Hanukkah. Many families will be praying for loved ones spending this season far from home — in Iraq, Afghanistan, and other dangerous places. Our nation joins in those prayers. We pray for the safety and strength of our troops. We trust, with them, in a love that conquers all fear, in a light that reaches the darkest corners of the Earth. And we remember the words of the Christmas carol, written during the Civil War: “God is not dead, nor [does] He sleep; the Wrong shall fail, the Right prevail, with peace on Earth, goodwill to men.”

Read the whole transcript of Bush’s speech.


Best of 2005!

December 19th, 2005 at 10:03 am by rightwingprof -- Trackback URL

Best of Notable Quotables for 2005 is out, and there are some serious moonbatty gems there. My favorite is one of the candidates for the “God Save This Court from Extremists” Award:

“An Advocate for the Right.”
— Headline over a New York Times “news analysis” of Judge John Roberts’ judicial philosophy, July 28.

vs.

“Balanced Jurist at Home in the Middle.”
— Headline over a June 27, 1993 New York Times story on Supreme Court nominee Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

Read the whole thing, complete with streaming video files, here.


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Hehehe …

December 17th, 2005 at 3:23 pm by rightwingprof -- Trackback URL
Kerry: “Since 9/11, George W. Bush has squandered global sympathy by arrogantly liberating fifty million people.”

Read the whole thing here.


US 1, UK 0

December 17th, 2005 at 1:53 pm by rightwingprof -- Trackback URL

Upstart Virginia team beats Oxford in debate. What’s missing from the headline?

England’s Oxford University is widely known for producing some of the world’s best debaters, such as British Prime Ministers Margaret Thatcher and Tony Blair.

But last weekend, the school’s moot court team was defeated by two former home-schoolers from a small Virginia college named after American Revolution patriot and orator Patrick Henry.

Matt du Mee, 22, and Rayel Papke, 21, who attend Patrick Henry College, pulled off a victory against their British competitors in the first moot court tournament between one of the world’s most renowned universities and the 4-year-old Christian college in Purcellville.

Think the NEA or the AAUP will comment on this?

Heh.

Hat tip to Lashawn Barber.


Mommy, More Money, Mommy!

December 17th, 2005 at 12:27 pm by rightwingprof -- Trackback URL

I’m really sick of hearing academics whine about how unversities have no money. Really sick of it.

Let’s look at why they have no money. Root cause: university administrators don’t understand the basic concepts “cost” and “revenue” (which is unsurprising, since universities are run by liberals who can’t manage to program their VCRs or calculate a 15% tip–I’ve been working with these people for twenty years).

But ignoring that fundamental reason, there are others–reasons that universities don’t have money, and reasons state legislatures should tell universities to go pound sand when they want more money. Let’s look at a few.


Off to Midas

December 17th, 2005 at 8:53 am by rightwingprof -- Trackback URL

Since we’re driving 560 miles back to Indiana next Saturday then back again, and since my “emissions and vehicle test” stickers will expire when we’re in Indiana, we’re taking Rosie to Midas for the inspection, fluid change and tune-up. Back later.


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Because It Bears Repeating

December 16th, 2005 at 5:07 pm by rightwingprof -- Trackback URL

The names have been changed to protect the stupid.

Roger’s freshman year at state university was exploratory. His roomie Bob was a junior, an enviromental and animal rights activist who spent his time squatting in trees and singing We Shall Overcome with other activists to the wildlife at large (and the amusement and disgust of the people who had been hired to clear the fields). Roger wanted to be just like Bob. He plaited his hair into thick unruly ropes, wore tees with socialist slogans, and birkenstocks. Like Bob, he went to class rarely, and needed a major that would require as little work and time as possible so he could sit in weeds and sing Kumbayah and feel that he was fighting for world peace and justice.