Jun 12 2006
You Won’t Believe This
So this woman gets an abortion, and guess whose fault it is.
Go ahead, guess.
Seriously, guess.
Was it hers, for not using birth control?
Nope.
Was it her husband’s, for not using birth control?
Nope.
Was it the space aliens’, for impregnating her?
Nope.
Go ahead, guess.
Can’t guess? Let’s see then:
I opted to have the procedure done on a Saturday in downtown D.C. while my husband took the kids to the Smithsonian.
All the while, I was thinking that if religion hadn’t been allowed to seep into American politics the way it has, I wouldn’t even be there. This all could have been stopped way before this baby was conceived if they had just let me have that damn pill.
But I feel that this administration gave me practically no choice but to have an unwanted abortion because the way it has politicized religion made it well-nigh impossible for me to get emergency contraception that would have prevented the pregnancy in the first place.
It’s the Republicans’ fault!
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Does that mean that anyone who contracted a STD from giving oral sex blame Bill Clinton??
I heard about that… that woman is disgusting. Talk about being unable to take responsibility for her own actions. Notice, in a back-handed way, she also blamed God. Everyone but her!
That’s because nobody is taught responsibility for their actions anymore. What we have instead are parents that coddle and pamper their children, protecting them when they do something wrong instead of having them stand up and take their punishment. What they don’t understand is that they are doing their children no big favor. Adversity really does build character, and what they’re raising are a bunch of shallow, whiny, spoiled brats.
Emperor Misha gave her a righteous what for HERE.
Many would argue that “emergency contraception” (both words are wrong) is an abortion, anyway.
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