Right Wing Nation

Jul 21 2006

Early Weekend Free Thread

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7 Responses to “Early Weekend Free Thread”

1. # The Florida Masochiston 21 Jul 2006 at 10:31 am

   Forest Gump goes to the University of Miami

   Somehow I don’t see Tom Hanks portraying Mr. Cooper.

2. # Planck's Constanton 21 Jul 2006 at 4:00 pm

   Muslim Girl Scarlett Johansson in a Burqa?

   I know what you are thinking: I am just throwing sexy photos of Scarlett Johansson into this discussion of Muslim intolerance of Western Culture because I am a sick, demented, obsessed-with-beautiful women pervert.

   Yes, It is true. I am an All-Ame…

3. # Don Surberon 21 Jul 2006 at 4:04 pm

   Imagine atheism in church

   A few Brit mums are upset because a pastor won’t let the tykes sing, “Imagine” in church, the Mirror in London reports.

4. # The Florida Masochiston 22 Jul 2006 at 8:34 am

   The Knucklehead of the Day award

   Today’s winner is Chicago Alderman Edward Burke.

5. # Planck's Constanton 22 Jul 2006 at 10:58 am

   Lou Dobbs - Brilliant Financial Expert and Moron S

   Suppose you have a son that wants to open up a tanning salon in Tangiers. Why Tangiers? you may ask. Seems there are planty of brown people there already and the sun shines like 360 days a year. Well, your boy says, “Think of the name: Tangiers Tanni…

6. # The Florida Masochiston 23 Jul 2006 at 8:28 am

   The Knucklehead of the Day award

   Today’s winner is the Electric Utility, Con Edison.

7. # Planck's Constanton 23 Jul 2006 at 7:04 pm

   Osama Bin Laden’s Garbage Can

   Perhaps Afghanistan’s only moderate Muslim, Mujib ibn Gamalfokker sent me a letter saying that although he hated Planck’s Constant he hated Osama bin Laden even more. Osama had taken Mujib’s favorite goat and as revenge, Mujib said he would sell me …