Real television resumed last night — though I admit, I was getting pretty disgusted with this season, and if the eternal victimization of the Survivors doesn’t end soon, I will be finished watching Lost.

Yes, I watch American Idol, though I was so disgusted by last season’s contestants — particularly the idiot who won — that this season, I despise all contestants on basic principle until they give me reason not to.

You won’t see me blogging about it, unless we get another crop of loser, no-talent, one-trick ponies like we got last season. If that happens, I’ll go nuclear.