Right Wing Nation

There has been a lot of idiocy in the news lately, though a handful stand out as particularly stupid examples. There was Shiela (or is it Betty?) Jackson-Lee’s federal “hate crimes” bill. There was the embarrassingly idiotic cigar incident (no, not Clinton’s cigar — get your mind out of the gutter!) There was the resurrection of the idiotically-named Fairness Doctrine. There was the attempt to prohibit the “N-word.”

Even stupider were the two “I want to be Josef Stalin” speeches, from Hillary, then from Doyle. Stupid enough for you yet? I hope not, because yes, it gets even stupider.

Running to the absurd end of the stupidity spectrum, we have the recent attempt in Arizona to ban mudflaps that were deemed “obscene or hateful” (it fortunately failed). Even stupider are the leftists who are now whining because this idiotic bill failed.

We have D’Souza’s most recent book, which is so amazingly stupid that to address it would be to give it validity it doesn’t deserve. Personally, I don’t think Dinesh is that stupid; I suspect (cynical? me?) it’s nothing more than simple prostitution: I’ll write a book so outrageously stupid and offensive it will get lots of press and sell, sell, sell, sell! And by the way: Anybody who buys that book qualifies as breathtakingly stupid.

But the stupidest thing of all, without question, is this idiot, Janet LaRue, who wants to protect our military from pornography.

This is the stupidest thing I’ve seen in months. Here’s how stupid it is: Ace agrees with Pandagon on this — and so do I. That’s how stupid it is. I agree with Amanda Marcotte.

Listen, you air-headed, pornography-obsessed bimbo. We’re at war. If our troops want pornography, I’ll pack it up and sent it to them. Our troops are under fire from terrorists, and you want to protect them from porn?

How can anyone be as stupid as you? How do you manage to get dressed without help every day — or do you? How did you manage to find the right keys to press when you were writing your idiotic drivel?

Seriously, bimbo. Grow frontal lobes — and please tell us you have not reproduced those defective genes.

Congratulations, Janet. You have won the Clown Award! Wear your red rubber nose with pride!

Now to flush this idiot out of my brain, I’m going to go contribute to Dr. Phat Tony’s Porn for Troops charity.

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