Right Wing Nation

It should be no surprise that this happened in that Mecca of Moonbattery, Madison:

Six peace activists who were arrested and ticketed for lying in the street in front of U.S. Sen. Herb Kohl’s downtown Madison office were found guilty Thursday of a city ordinance violation.

Municipal Judge Daniel Koval sentenced the protesters to 11 hours of community service.

About a half-dozen people showed up at the trial at the Municipal Courthouse to support defendants Cassandra Dixon, Bonita Sitter, Bonnie Block, Deb Mulligan, Jennifer First and Joy First. They held an hour-long vigil in front of the courthouse before the trial.

But no, it’s not the “peace activists” who get the coveted red rubber nose, nor is it their “peace activist” supporters.

Today’s recipients of the Clown Award are the motorists who apparently stopped when they saw “peace activists” lying in the road in front of them — instead of running them over and doing the gene pool a favor.

Let’s go over this again:

• If you’re a forester, and there are moobats sitting in the trees, you cut the trees down — with the moonbats in the trees.
• If you’re a motorist, and you are going at a 2 mph crawl because “bicycle activists” are deliberately slowing traffic for one of their “protests,” you floor the accelerator and run over as many as you can.
• If you’re a motorist, and “peace activists” are lying in the road, you run them over.

There. Are we clear now?

And you Wisconsin motorists, wear your red rubber noses with pride!

Previous Clown Award winners:

Janet LaRue
Sheila Jackson-Lee

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