From the comment thread on this article at Boots & Sabers:

Shoveling snow annoys me and is bad for my health; it should be banned. Also, there is too much snow and ‘Big Snow’ is accumulating at record amounts. ‘Big Snow’ should be taxed. It snows every year, thus we have yet to end our addiction to snow. Therefore, we must come up with alternatives to snow and mandate those alternatives on the people of Wisconsin. Government has a responsibility to protect its citizens from all this snow.

Pass a law!