Archive for March 3rd, 2007

I made more stock yesterday, and picked up a bag of sweet onions at Sam’s. They’re very sweet onions; when I was cooking them, they were almost pasty. Now to shred some cheese . . .

More drivel from the media. Switzerland invades Liechtenstein.

From the Economist (which I’ll reproduce, because it will become inaccessible soon). Why so much medical research is rot:

PEOPLE born under the astrological sign of Leo are 15% more likely to be admitted to hospital with gastric bleeding than those born under the other 11 signs. Sagittarians are 38% more likely than others to land up there because of a broken arm. Those are the conclusions that many medical researchers would be forced to make from a set of data presented to the American Association for the Advancement of Science by Peter Austin of the Institute for Clinical Evaluative Sciences in Toronto. At least, they would be forced to draw them if they applied the lax statistical methods of their own work to the records of hospital admissions in Ontario, Canada, used by Dr Austin.

Dr Austin, of course, does not draw those conclusions. His point was to shock medical researchers into using better statistics, because the ones they routinely employ today run the risk of identifying relationships when, in fact, there are none. He also wanted to explain why so many health claims that look important when they are first made are not substantiated in later studies.

The confusion arises because each result is tested separately to see how likely, in statistical terms, it was to have happened by chance. If that likelihood is below a certain threshold, typically 5%, then the convention is that an effect is “real”. And that is fine if only one hypothesis is being tested. But if, say, 20 are being tested at the same time, then on average one of them will be accepted as provisionally true, even though it is not.

In his own study, Dr Austin tested 24 hypotheses, two for each astrological sign. He was looking for instances in which a certain sign “caused” an increased risk of a particular ailment. The hypotheses about Leos’ intestines and Sagittarians’ arms were less than 5% likely to have come about by chance, satisfying the usual standards of proof of a relationship. However, when he modified his statistical methods to take into account the fact that he was testing 24 hypotheses, not one, the boundary of significance dropped dramatically. At that point, none of the astrological associations remained.

Unfortunately, many researchers looking for risk factors for diseases are not aware that they need to modify their statistics when they test multiple hypotheses. The consequence of that mistake, as John Ioannidis of the University of Ioannina School of Medicine, in Greece, explained to the meeting, is that a lot of observational health studies—those that go trawling through databases, rather than relying on controlled experiments—cannot be reproduced by other researchers. Previous work by Dr Ioannidis, on six highly cited observational studies, showed that conclusions from five of them were later refuted. In the new work he presented to the meeting, he looked systematically at the causes of bias in such research and confirmed that the results of observational studies are likely to be completely correct only 20% of the time. If such a study tests many hypotheses, the likelihood its conclusions are correct may drop as low as one in 1,000—and studies that appear to find larger effects are likely, in fact, simply to have more bias.

So, the next time a newspaper headline declares that something is bad for you, read the small print. If the scientists used the wrong statistical method, you may do just as well believing your horoscope.

But hey, kids…don’t worry if you flunk out of freshman composition class - you can just get hired as a columnist by the LA Times!!!

I’m old enough to realize that there is always a lot of drivel in the media about candidates, but it seems that there’s been a swell recently. First, we had this:

While Mitt Romney condemns polygamy and its prior practice by his Mormon church, the Republican presidential candidate’s great-grandfather had five wives and at least one of his great-great grandfathers had 12.

Forget relevance. Why, exactly, are we supposed to be even vaguely interested in what Mitt’s great-grandfather did or did not do? Who cares?

Then, we had this:

NEW YORK, Feb. 25 — The Rev. Al Sharpton, the prominent civil rights activist, is descended from a slave owned by relatives of the late senator and one-time segregationist Strom Thurmond, a genealogical study released Sunday reported.

And we’re supposed to care because . . . ? This is even more pointless than the Mitt story, since as far as I know, Al “the race pimp” Sharpton isn’t running for office.

But then, we got this:

WASHINGTON, March 2 — Genealogists have uncovered a new ingredient in the melting pot identity of Senator Barack Obama, the Illinois Democrat who hopes to become the first black president. His white maternal ancestors once owned slaves.

I hate to have to defend Barack “There’s nothing interesting or unique about me except that I’m black and articulate and liberals love that” Obama, but why is this interesting? Why was this story printed? Who cares? And speaking of defending Democrats, we also got this:

WELLESLEY, Mass. — The senior thesis of Hillary D. Rodham, Wellesley College class of 1969, has been speculated about, spun, analyzed, debated, criticized and defended. But rarely has it been read, because for the eight years of Bill Clinton’s presidency it was locked away.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was stupid for Bill’s administration to bury it — though they tried to bury anything that might have reflected poorly on them — but seriously, it’s a senior thesis. She wrote it when she was an undergraduate — 38 years ago. Move on.

The media are taking their cue from American Idol. More drivel, less substance.

This is sheer genius. Uncomfortable Questions: Was the Death Star Attack an Inside Job?

Captain Ed, liveblogging CPAC, sums up the impact of Giuliani’s speech:

If you want a clue as to his [Giuliani’s] impact here at CPAC, I’ll give you this description. Mitt Romney has turned out a fabulous response, with scores of young people acting as barkers for Mitt in the hallways. Campaign activists have prowled the hallways both days. Exhibitors have tried buttonholing passers-by to make their own special pleas. Everyone of these people gathered around television monitors, enraptured until the final word.

Very impressive, and tough to follow. Mitt Romney will be on at 2:45 pm ET today, and he’d better be bringing his A-game.