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George V and George W. Get it? V W V W. Coinkidink? I think not!

On 18 December 1913 George V shot over a thousand pheasants in six hours. What Vice President does that remind you of? Coinkidink? I think not!

Celine Dion, Canada’s act of war on the United States, sang the theme song to Titanic. Coinkidink? I think not!

On April 14, 2003, 91 years after the Titanic “sank,” Tikrit fell to US “forces.” Coinkidink? I think not!

Join the Titanic Truth Movement! Tell Rosie O’Donnell so she can SPEAK TRUTH TO POWER ON THE VIEW! NO SHIPWRECKS FOR OIL!

From Frank:

I am Huff Po.

I am flying my private plane. I am riding in my limosine. I have never ridden a bus. And the subway? Feh. That’s for the little people. I am living in a gated community. I always use the VIP entrance. We’ll probably never actually meet unless you’re holding the door for me.

I am your flag-burner. I am your effigy-hanger. I am your high-calorie hunger-striker. I am your unshaven documentary-maker.

I am Huff Po.

I will never forget the example of the thoughtless, disruptive passengers of United Airlines Flight 93, and how racist it was of them not to just sit back on 9/11 and let the brave Muslims land the plane safely after the pilot… fell unexpectedly ill.

I will never forget those stupid, racist passengers and crew members who tackled the unfairly-accused, alleged “al Qaeda shoe-bomber” Richard Reid on American Airlines Flight 63 before he had a chance to explain that he was just using that match to find a dropped contact lens in the darkness by his feet. Perfectly understandable. Happens all the time.

I will never forget the racist over-reacting of actor James Woods, who pointlessly pestered a stewardess, claiming that several Arab men sitting in his first-class cabin on an August 2001 flight were behaving strangely. Sure, the men turned out to be 9/11 hijackers on a test run, but come ON! It was only a TEST! Who freaks out over a TEST?

I will march with a “Bush = Hitler” sign when Homeland Security officials ask me to “report suspicious activity”. That’ll show those Brownshirts!

I will mock my local police department’s admonition “If you see something, say something”. Yeah, I see something… a Nazi goon in a blue uniform!

There’s plenty more. I am Huff Po.

The Titanic Truth Movement!

Still not convinced?

As of this writing, there are only two living survivors of the Titanic, and both of them claim to have been babies and too young to remember what happened.

HOW CONVENIENT!!!

Even though some of the world’s richest and most famous passengers were on the ship, not a single video was made of the Titanic sinking.

HOW CONVENIENT!!!

Abraham Lincoln dies the exact same day the Titanic sinks, except 47 years prior! The Titanic had the capacity to carry 3,547 passengers aboard! They both have 47!!!!

COINCIDENCE???

When will you sheeple realize that you’re being lied to? How many amateur documentaries must be made using stock footage before you believe that we’re important?

Go watch the video. It convinced me.

NO SHIPWRECKS FOR OIL! TAFT LIED PEOPLE DIED . . . ER, GEORGE V LIED PEOPLE DIED! SPEAK TRUTH TO POWER!

I’m sure we all get phishing spam–especially the spam from banks. I just got another one, from the German American Bank, in Jasper, Indiana (that’s where the bank’s central offices are; I doubt that’s where the spam is from):

We have been notified that a card associated with your account has been reported lost or stolen. Therefore, as a prevention measure, we have temporarely [sic] limited access to sensitive German American Bank account features.

Unless the German American Bank is a lot bigger than I thought, this doesn’t make much sense. Why not use a mega-bank, like Bank of America, to maximize the chances that the target of your spam actually has an account there?

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