Archive for April 7th, 2007

Bruce on Darfur:

You’re living in a shack made of rags. Everyday, around 10:30 in the morning, a band of Arab militiamen rides through your “village” to rape your womenfolk, eat your food, steal whatever medicine and supplies you might have, and shoot dead any man who dare confront them.

What would you rather see in the next truckload of humanitarian relief?

A. A television news personality from Boston

or

B. A crate of AK-47’s or SKS rifles with 10,000 rounds of ammo

Nothing more need be said.

This is an excellent article–though this trend has been growing for at least twenty years. Thanks to the Instructivist for making it available.

Lost In Action
Are time-consuming, trivializing activities displacing the cultivation of active minds?

By Gilbert T. Sewall

A third-grade social studies student in California builds an Endangered Species “portfolio.” For the entire year. This portfolio is given over to the demise of the toucan and the Galapagos tortoise. The portfolio is brightly colored, laminated and spiral bound, containing lots of glossy photographs clipped from magazines. Each page is thick with adhesive stick-ons and glitter. The portfolio contains many, many misspelled words and exhibits almost no understanding of the South American continent’s natural history.

As traditional learning gives way in a growing number of classrooms, students encounter more and more projects and activities like the one above:

The future is not bright for those of you in a PhD program, at least according to the Department of Education statistics. Here are the number of doctorates awarded nationally from 1970 to 2004:

Academics don’t seem to have the smarts to understand supply and demand, so let’s break it down. The more doctorates in your field, the less yours is worth in the job market. You have probably been told that in just a few years, there will be massive retirements. That is an exaggeration. The retirements have already begun, and in many departments, have already been replaced. Your odds of ending up either not being able to find a job at all or only being able to find an adjunct position are massively greater than those who completed their PhDs ten or fifteen years ago.

And whose fault is it? The universities for handing out PhDs like candy. Let’s see who the worst offenders are:

Doctorates conferred by institution: 1994-95 through 2003-04
Institution 1994-95 2003-04 Increase
University of Florida 400 694 294
Nova Southeastern University 450 705 255
Georgia Institute of Technology 189 311 122
Johns Hopkins University 271 362 91
University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill 369 439 70
University of Georgia 342 404 62
University of Pittsburgh 324 382 58
University of California, San Diego 274 327 53
Stanford University 574 625 51
Arizona State University 305 355 50

Although general requirements for graduate school admissions are typically handled by the graduate school, PhD program admissions are controlled by the department committee, and data on PhD students are not publicly available. There is no way to know if departments are lowering their admission standards for their PhD programs. However, if faculty had any sense–and consistency, given their fondness for screaming about the unfairness of adjunct faculty hires–they would be admitting fewer, not more, students to their PhD programs.

Oops. That would assume these faculty had the sense to understand supply and demand, which they do not (though academic elitism, and the resulting belief that they are worth more than they in fact are, feeds this).

You’re only worth what the market will bear. Your “contribution to society,” or your idea of what you’re worth has nothing to do with it. If there are only a few people with your qualifications, you’re worth quite a bit, and if there are lots of people with your qualifications, you’re not worth much. So Monday when you see your committee, thank them for the tenure you won’t get.