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Subject: Capuchin [Monkey] for adoption [ Needs a good home ]

If you are ready to spoil her with lots of love, Then I think you are the idle person for her. Please before I proceed I will like to ask a few questions about You? Are you a Christian? Do you have kids? If yes, do they love pets? Please you get back with answers to my question because I will want to know where my monkey is going with all the love and affection.

Dr. Gordon

Oh. The message came from France.

5 Comments

  1. dragonlady474 says:

    Idle?? Idol??? Ideal! LOL

  2. fidothedog says:

    Que the obvious jokes about cheese eating euro surrender monkeys…

  3. Peggy U says:

    Did it again. Interesting.

  4. Peggy U says:

    I posted a couple of innocent little comments about the usefulness of monkeys as house helpers. Where did they go? Strange ….

  5. Peggy U says:

    Monkeys can use the microwave. They can be taught to help around the house. Request the monkey!