Just an observation I sent some friends who all feed their pets ultra-chic petfood, and are now freaking out because of that melamine recall.
I don’t want to step on anybody’s toes or anything, but you have noticed, have you not, that all of the recalled pet food brands are chi-chi, pinkie-up, free-range, bistro, nouvelle cuisine, “we use only ORGANIC rice!” DESIGNER petfood, specifically targeted to people who really think dogs have a sophisticated palate? And you have noticed, have you not, that Purina isn’t recalling their petfood? Well, let’s check and make sure.
Okay, just checked. Purina Dog Chow not recalled. Another reason to stick with the company that’s been feeding our animals for over a hundred years, instead of feeding little Foo-Foo her Pretty Pooch Brand Fusion Cuisine Sushi in a cut crystal bowl.
Not that they’ll pay any attention. They’re far, far, far too into that whole bistro pooch thing. But after a great deal of yowling and whining, I just couldn’t resist. I mean, ferchrissake, they’re DOGS people. They’ll eat anything. Dogs are like that.
Tomorrow. The eyes aren’t getting better.
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I’m really sorry to hear about your eye problems, Prof.