Hat tip to New Editor–you just can’t make this crap up. You saw the results of that poll, right? This one:
Democrats in America are evenly divided on the question of whether George W. Bush knew about the 9/11 terrorist attacks in advance. Thirty-five percent (35%) of Democrats believe he did know, 39% say he did not know, and 26% are not sure.
But in a statement no doubt meant to make readers swallow their dentures, Bill “I just wanna be able to take drugs and screw hookers” Maher said:
isn’t one of the main selling points of the Democratic Party that it’s relatively nut-free?
And in other news, 67% of Democrats and 98% of Libertarians report being abducted by space aliens. 54% reported “grey” aliens, 42% reported “reptilian” aliens, and 4% were too traumatized to remember. 89% of all Democrats abducted remember being probed in one or more orifices.
Can we question their sanity yet?
Michael Kotyk says:
Do you remember that song in the 80s by The Tubes called, “Twilight Zone”? I ask because after reading the many accusations made by some third parties and the Democrats I am convinced that they live in the Twilight Zone.
May 7, 2007, 5:51 pmricki says:
…And 42.67% of statistics are made up right on the spot?
May 8, 2007, 11:41 amRight Wing Nation says:
[…] Those alien abduction statistics were taken from "Experiential America: A Bipartisan Study," by Dr. Lucinda Porpoise Wellsley-Meyer and Dr. Robert Griffin. The paper itself is fascinating. Being co-written by a moonbat and a sane human being lends the paper a schizophrenic quality, and it ultimately had to be separated into sections because the two researchers could not agree on what was interesting or what conclusions to draw. While Dr. Lucinda Porpoise Wellsley-Meyer was fascinated by the space alien abduction data, Dr. Griffin saw it as evidence of possible mental imbalance, or at least a propensity for mass hallucination, and so forth. […]
May 8, 2007, 12:08 pm