Archive for May 12th, 2007

Tangerine Peel Chicken (Szechuan)

This really is one of the most amazing things I’ve eaten–and the most uniquely flavored. Purists will object to my use of fresh tangerine peel, but dried tangerine peel is often not available at the Chinese grocery (I dry my own because tangerines are not usually available year round), and orange peel is an entirely different thing, “sweeter” in flavor while tangerine peel is almost bitter, maybe grapefruit-y, and orange peel produces a very different, inferior dish. I also double the chilis when I make it, but I love painfully hot food–but before you do the same, note that because of the way this dish is prepared, four chilis will give what most consider to be a spicy dish. Of all my recipes, this is easily one of the five or six most valuable.

1 lb. boneless, skinless chicken, in small cubes
2 T. each: oil and sesame oil
1 t. salt

Dry seasonings

1/2 tangerine peel, shredded (or a 2-inch piece of dried tangerine peel, soaked until soft then shredded)
4 dried chilis (the small red ones–chiles de arbol are available everywhere, and work perfectly for Asian, since they’re primarily hot and don’t have a distinctive flavor of their own)
3 green onions, diced
4 quarter-sized pieces ginger, minced
1 t. szechuan peppercorns, toasted and ground

Liquid seasonings

3 T. each: dry sherry, dark soy sauce, wine rice
1 T. sugar

First, put a large piece of cheesecloth folded double in a strainer over a small container, and measure into the cheesecloth the wine rice (like I said, it’s fermented rice–you don’t eat the rice, you extract the sticky liquid and use that). Bunch up the top of the cheesecloth and squeeze out the liquid, then discard the rice and the cheesecloth. Add to it the rest of the liquid seasonings, and stir until the sugar is dissolved.

Combine the dry seasonings on a saucer.

Heat a wok until smoking hot over a high flame, then add the oils and swirl the wok to get the oil up the sides. Add the chicken and the salt, and flip it around in the hot oil for about a minute, until all the pink is gone. Add the dry seasonings, mix well, then add the liquid seasonings. Cover the wok, reduce the heat to very low, and cook for fifteen minutes. Remove the cover, turn the heat up on high, and flip until the liquid is evaporated. I always drizzle a little bit of sesame oil on right before serving it.

Background on the Sheriff’s race here.

Well finally, (minimal) information on those other two candidates’ platforms–the two running on the GOP ticket for Sheriff who can’t be bothered to, you know, send out flyers or set up a site or campaign–buried in a story in the local rag about the Register of Wills race debate.

Stamm, retired from 29 years as a Penn State police officer, struck similar chords. He suggested that a morale issue facing the sheriff’s office is that most of the deputies really want to be police officers and are just waiting for openings.

And the Sheriff is responsible for the motivation of deputies . . . how, exactly? What do you think would make them, uh, feel like they’re policemen?

Stamm said more firearms practice is needed. In his six years as a part-time deputy sheriff, Stamm said, he got to the firing range only once a year on average.

Again, exactly how is Nau responsible for the fact that you didn’t get your lazy ass to the range more than once a year? Did he implement a policy prohibiting you from going to the range more than once a year? No? Then how is it anybody’s fault but your own?

Kuzio, who retired after 25 years at Penn State working in energy management, said the court system should use constables more to deliver paperwork to free sheriff deputies for more significant work.

And “more significant work” would be . . . what, exactly? He does have some sense of responsibility, unlike the other two:

Kuzio chided his Republican rivals for setting forth critiques now during the election campaign but apparently not bringing the issues up during the time they worked for Nau.

“Why didn’t they go to Denny? Why didn’t they go try to fix it?” Kuzio said. “I know the sheriff’s done a lot of good things — and things that I would keep.”

Well yeah, why didn’t they?

And Denny:

One of his priorities, Nau said, is to upgrade the annual salaries of deputies to $30,000 after two years on the job. “We are losing quality deputies not because they’re unhappy,” he said, but because they can earn more money elsewhere.

If the Sheriff is going to spend tax money, I’d rather see pay raises for the deputies than Cadillacs and brunches for inmates.

I’m still writing “Denny Nau” in the write-in box on my Republican primary ballot.

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