We must “celebrate our differences,” yet never acknowledge that any differences exist. See the Larry Summers fiasco.

Obesity is a national emergency, yet so is mass starvation–and the solution to both, of course, is more nanny-statism.

Bush (or Rove, or Cheney, or the RNC) is too stupid to tie his shoes, yet masterminded 9/11, Katrina, etc.

Bush (or Rove, or Cheney, or the RNC) masterminded 9/11, Katrina, etc., yet couldn’t manage to plant WMDs in Iraq.

And the list goes on and on . . .

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