It’s like a Twilight Zone episode:
Will jailbird Paris Hilton campaign for the rights of other birds in cages?
PETA thinks so. The animal-rights group has written to the incarcerated heiress asking her to use her time behind bars to empathize with other creatures in cramped cages — and to become a spokesperson for chickens’ rights.
Just when you thought the nutballs were as insane as it gets, they turn around and get nuttier. But I can’t think of a better spokeswacko for PETA than Paris Hilton.
Think about it.
Peggy U says:
I think they’d be better off asking a chicken to become a spokesperson for Hilton.
June 12, 2007, 4:51 pmXopher says:
Makes sense. They’re after her money, and her knack for drawing headlines. They’re happy to get the occasional supermodel. Supermodels make good wages, but they don’t have unspent millions in petty cash.
June 12, 2007, 9:52 pmdragonlady474 says:
Paris Hilton protesting hot chicks?? What’s the world coming to?
June 13, 2007, 8:05 pm