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Today’s Howler

This time, it’s a comment on Don Surber’s article about MickeyD’s sales. It’s too good not to reproduce the whole thing:

Why should we believe another culinary post from Don Surber? He is in the pocket of Big Popcorn Butter.

The “Big Mac Attack” is yet another neocon conspiracy to slaughter the peopleses and childrenses of the world by feeding them lethal food made out of transfats so that Haliburton can steal cooking oil from depeopled and dechildrened countries.

I suppose that this post will earn me another visit from the black helicopters and their mind-control rays trying to silence me. Fortunately my tinfoil cap deflects these attacks on my civil liberties.

Mwalimu Daudi
911 Scholars for Popcorn Butter Truth

911 Scholars for Popcorn Butter Truth (a reference to the “lawsuit” being filed against a theater, if you missed it). There’s money to be made off morons there, somehow. If nothing else, 911 Scholars for Popcorn Butter Truth should at least have a website.

One Response to “Today’s Howler”

  1. on 23 Sep 2007 at 2:42 pmpw pub

    The Peopleses, The Childrenses…

    I’m charmed, but also this comment is the most effective answer I’ve seen to the conundrum Karl explored here.
    # Mwalimu Daudi Says:
    September 22nd, 2007 at 6:04 pm
    Why should we believe another culinary post from Don Surber? He is in the …