Archive for 4th December 2007

Fair, Honest, Accurate Assessment

I’m republishing instead of writing up something else (I have a couple in the works) because my head is full of mucus, I can’t hear, I can’t breathe, and I have to make supper (after I figure out what we’re going to have) and read (and comment on) about 25 essays.

This is long and detailed. The rest is below the fold.

Urban Ignoranti

Jeffrey Quick points to what may be the best take-down of urban idiocy I have seen. You really should read the whole thing, but here’s an excerpt:

But the best… the best was her 12 year old son… See… he started yapping about rocks… special rocks… deep down under the ground… and there was all this heat down there… and after about 300 years of that heat under the ground… these special rocks became….

Bacon.

I shit you not. The kid thought bacon was a special kind of rock.

I’ve known more than my share of these people. One was a vegetarian. We were out eating pizza when we noticed she ordered pepperoni. “Are you no longer a vegetarian?” was the question. “Of course, I am,” came the response. Further probing revealed that she thought pepperoni was a plant, like a cattail. She doesn’t really count, though, because her response was, “I’m a city girl, what would I know?” So let’s take a better example, a man with a PhD who eats meat daily — but only if it’s boneless. Why? He doesn’t want to be reminded that his filet mignon used to chew his cud.

Seriously, how stupid is that.

Or how about the idiot who had been enthusiastically eating venison — until he found out what venison was. What cave did he spend his life in that he didn’t know what venison was? And what does he think God created Bambi for?

You have to wonder what rock these people grew up under. How do you get the idea that pepperoni is a plant, or that brown eggs are more “natural” than white eggs? And how would anybody get the idea that bacon is some kind of rock?

That these fools think themselves superior in every way to quaint, barefoot, rustic country folk has been a frequent source of amusement — and annoyance — to me over the years. You can always tell who was raised in the country (and who was not) by watching people on campus. The students walking across the grass are from the country; the students who walk twice as far as they need to because they only walk on the sidewalks are from the city.

I found out earlier today that raw milk is popular among the crunchy granola hippy-dippy-do set here. Why? Do they believe that pasteurization (or homogenization) makes milk “inorganic” in some way? The woman who told me this — very crunchy granola — had a bottle of raw milk in the refrigerator. Here’s the thing: She’d had it in there for days.

I thought all these naturalniks were into health. Not, mind, that I have anything against raw milk. I like raw milk. But I sure wouldn’t keep it around for days. I thought about mentioning this to her, but decided against it. When the stupid suffer from their own stupidity, it’s a Good Thing.

And that takes us to this left-wing faculty moron. You can get all the details at the link, but the basic summary is that this idiot thought he’d be cute and leave a comment which conformed with his smug, superior idea of those below the elite, and was arrested.

Owen — the blogger upon whom our Einstein inflicted his condescending idiocy — thinks it’s stupid that they police have arrested this moron:

I think it’s a gross overreaction for a comment left on a blog. Yes, the comment was idiotic and over the top, but it hardly constitutes a direct threat to anyone. It was explained to me that it was not believed that the commenter had any intent to harm anyone, but that the mere presence of a comment appearing to condone such violence had to be punished because it might encourage someone else to engage in violence against schools. I don’t buy that argument.

You know, if we were talking in the abstract, I’d agree. But laws like this come out of all this “safe space” horse manure liberals love to spread around, and it’s always good to see their pet laws bite them on the ass. Fulfilling, in fact. Like when the Huffingpo kids suddenly figured out that “campaign finance reform” might be applied to them — and after cheering for it, suddenly started wailing. Or that idiot I used to be on a mailing list with, one of these feminuts who pushed for a “comprehensive” sexual harassment policy that defined sexual harassment as anything that makes somebody uncomfortable. One of her students brought sexual harassment charges against her for some writing assignment she gave them on gay something. Sure, it’s a horrible policy, but hey, she wanted it, and she got what she deserved for it. And then she complained about it.

Breathtaking stupidity abounds.

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