Background info: The British government lost two CDs containing the personal information of 25 million Brits. Our idjit, a TV journalist, one Jeremy Clarkson, poo-pooed the loss of all these data, and, well, here’s the story (emphases mine):
The Top Gear host revealed his account numbers after rubbishing the furore over the loss of 25 million people’s personal details on two computer discs.
He wanted to prove the story was a fuss about nothing.
But Clarkson admitted he was “wrong” after he discovered a reader had used the details to create a £500 direct debit to the charity Diabetes UK.
Clarkson published details of his Barclays account in the Sun newspaper, including his account number and sort code. He even told people how to find out his address.
“All you’ll be able to do with them is put money into my account. Not take it out. Honestly, I’ve never known such a palaver about nothing,” he told readers.
But he was proved wrong, as the 47-year-old wrote in his Sunday Times column.
“I opened my bank statement this morning to find out that someone has set up a direct debit which automatically takes £500 from my account,” he said.
So how st00pid do you have to be to publish your financial information, including your account number, in the paper? And how st00pid do you have to be to believe that nothing will happen if you publish your account number in the paper? And how does such a breathtakingly st00pid person get a job as a talking head on TV?
But the bigger idjits are the House of Commons and the EU. The article continues with:
“The bank cannot find out who did this because of the Data Protection Act and they cannot stop it from happening again.
There you go! The “Data Protection Act,” one of those four thousand-and-some page laws, prevents the bank from tracking the thief because it protects the thief’s privacy! Way to go there, Euroweenies!
And there we have one of the many fundamental problems with the “Make a law!” solution to everything. Repeat after me:
Legislators are st00pid. Therefore, laws that legislators write and pass will be st00pid.
Bureaucrats are st00pid. Therefore, they will enforce laws st00pidly.
There, that was easy, wasn’t it? And the next time you start squealing about privacy, think about this privacy legislation that protects the privacy of the thief.