Archive for April 2nd, 2008

Here you go, more food. Tonight? Pizza. I’m tuckered out after fighting with the computer all day.

Beef Stroganoff

There are as many variations on this as there are chili, but unlike chili, the origins of Beef Stroganoff are clear. The first recipe in print was by Elena Molokhovets in the 1890s, and called for beef, allspice, salt and pepper, mustard, and sour cream. Almost immediately, people started adding ingredients (mushrooms, onions, tomato paste, etc.) This is my recipe, which, like the original, is fast and simple. I have adapted this over the years from different variations. I don’t see the point of the tomato paste, and onions, mushrooms, and beef broth improve the dish, so you won’t see tomato paste here, but you will see the other ingredients. Stroganoff is traditionally served over deep-fried matchstick potatoes (French fries), not rice or noodles. Use a good quality mustard (please, no canary yellow French’s here).

No doubt due to the cheesesteak phenomenon, “sandwich steak,” top round (usually, sometimes sirloin) in thin slices, is always available here in every store. All you need to do is slice it cross-wise. Some recipes call for tenderloin, which is silly. Most stores carry beef stir-fry, which works well (it’s what I used in Indiana). Just about anything works, provided you cut it across the grain.

1 lb. top sirloin, sirloin, or tenderloin
1 medium onion
1/4 lb. mushrooms
4 T. rendered suet or clarified butter
1 T. flour
2 T. prepared mustard
1 c. beef stock
1/4 c. sour cream
1/2 t. salt
1/2 t. pepper

Potatoes:

4 baking potatoes
oil
salt

First, peel the potatoes and cut them into matchsticks about 1/4 inch thick. Submerse them in ice water and let them soak for an hour.

Preheat the oven to 300. Heat the oil in a deep-fat fryer or deep skillet, and drain potatoes thoroughly. When the oil reaches 320, add the potatoes, fry them for five minutes, then remove. Raise the heat of the oil to 375, then add the potatoes and fry until crisp and golden, about 3-4 minutes. Remove to a pan with a rack, sprinkle with salt, and put in the oven to keep them warm.

Slice the beef thinly (the thinner, the better) across the grain. Peel the onion, then slice in half lenghwise (from the top to the root). Lay each onion half down on the cut end and slice thinly into semi-circles. Slice mushrooms thinly.

Heat 2 T. of the suet or butter over medium heat in a large skillet and saute the onions until transparent. Remove with a slotted spoon. Raise the heat to high, and saute the mushrooms for three minutes or so, until soft and darkened. Remove.

Heat the remaining 2 T. of the suet or butter over very high heat, and a few at a time, saute the beef slices very quickly for only two minutes or so on each side (no, you do NOT want to brown the beef, and no, you do NOT want it completely done yet). Repeat until all the beef has been sauteed.

Add the flour to the fat in the skillet and make a roux. Add the mustard, salt, and pepper, and blend, then stir in the beef stock, stirring constantly over high heat until the mixture thickens and boils. Stir in the sour cream, lower the heat, and cook for an additional two minutes. Stir the beef, onions, and mushrooms into the sauce and serve with the potatoes.

Yanked the hard drive, stuck it in the kit, and plugged it in. The computer picked up the device, but it takes a ridiculously long time for USB drives to show up in the explorer window, so I’m waiting.

Belkin USB 2.0 cable: $6.17
Stanley screwdriver set: $0.94
Living under 3 miles from a Wal-Mart Supercenter: Priceless!

Now to pull that hard drive and hook it up.

So that new computer from Best Buy. They were supposed to slave the hard drive from my dead one so I could get to my files and stuff, but they didn’t. The guy told me there wasn’t room for it.

Crap.

This thing has more than enough room. But I have an internal2external drive kit, so I can pull the hard drive, plug it into the kit, then plug it into my USB port. However. I have no idea where my geeky screwdrivers are — you know, the teeny tiny screwdrivers you need for inside the case. They could be anywhere. I haven’t seen them since we moved. So I guess it’s off to Wal-Mart to buy a nice, cheap little screwdriver.

The National Law Enforcement Officers Memorial Fund wants to use two of my Flight 93 memorial images in their 9/11 tribute calendar.

I’m pretty cynical when it comes to TV. Sure, there are lots of shows I like, but it’s TV, so I have pretty low standards. There just aren’t many TV shows that can really be called stellar. BSG is one, but I’ve tackled that before here, and the new season is getting ready to start, so I’ll be blogging it in the near future.

Another one, possibly my favorite show of all time, is NYPD Blue. I’m as critical as anyone of the last few seasons (I didn’t think anybody could be worse than Ricky Shroder, until he left and they replaced him with Mark-Paul Gosselaar, and the writing for the two characters was even worse than their acting), but as long as Dennis Franz was on, they couldn’t ruin it.

Has there ever been a more complex, more fascinating character on TV than Andy Sipowicz? And it wasn’t just the character; what an actor. He didn’t have to say anything. You could tell exactly what he was thinking from the expression on his face.

It was always Franz’s show. The critics didn’t admit it until everybody else had left, but we knew it from the first season on. He started out as a rather nasty character, but his character unfolded slowly, revealing a lot more than just a nasty disposition and temper. As time went on, Andy got more complex, and he changed in very realistic ways (although I’m not sure how realistic his life was — it was like the writers had conferences to see what crap they could throw at his character).

I’m not denigrating the rest of the original cast. They were all excellent. Gordon Clapp. Didn’t you squirm in your seat everytime he came on screen, because you knew he was going to say or do something incredibly embarrassing? Even later characters, up until 98 when they added Shroder, were top quality, like Andrea Thompson. And where did they find the guest characters? They were often some of the best performances on TV, usually suspects, witnesses, or perps. People came on that set and gave what little screen time they had the best they could offer, and it showed.

But it was Franz’s show from the beginning. Had he left, the show would have died.

That’s the thing, really. NYPD Blue should have died, because it broke all the rules. At least a third of the script was about the characters’ personal lives — that alone should have killed it. But it didn’t, and for two reasons: The characters were fascinating, and the personal was always presented in the context of how it affected their professional lives. The intrusion of the personal into cop shows is at best annoying, but we really cared about the characters on NYPD Blue. And the characters were some of the most realistic, most human characters ever on television.

The characters were so good that we didn’t care too much about the show’s flaws. They dragged Jimmy Smits’s death out way too long. The show lost its edge, but was always gritty. They added weak characters in the last few seasons, but kept Andy and enough other good characters to keep us watching. And the show never descended into socio-political moralizing.

I went several years after the show went off the air without watching re-runs. But I’ve started watching them on TNT again (very late on Tuesday nights or early Wednesday mornings, however you want to look at it), and Wednesday is now one of the TV high points of the week, because I get to watch those re-runs.

Great, great TV. A show in its own category, with few peers. And I would say NYPD Blue was the superior successor to Hillstreet Blues.