Archive for 4th May 2008

Dinner

Speaking of linguistics, over the years, I learned to use “dinner” instead of the word we always used, “supper,” because people kept telling me “supper” was an old-fashioned word and it was odd that I used it.

Anyway.

No, not fried chicken, because there’s steak. Mmmmmm, beef! Moooooo! And although I usually want potatoes with my steak, tonight, we’re having broccoli. Hey, get off my case. I love broccoli. Even more than I love spinach or mustard greens. Even more than I love ham and beans and cornbread. I do admit, though, that overcooked broccoli is an abomination.

Hey. Obamination! I like it!

Steak and broccoli. And for dessert, apple pie.

Linguistics, Anyone?

Okay, I know that most people find linguistics incredibly dull, so I’m giving you a choice. The rest is below the fold, but it is somewhat political.

Waterworld Scared Him Insane!

This is the best argument for home-schooling I’ve seen yet:

Danny belongs to a school club called Kids Against Pollution … For five days, club members car-pooled to the school by 6:45 a.m. and counted the number of cars entering and leaving the parking lot. They held up signs with slogans like “Hop on the Bus, Gus” and “Make a New Plan, Stan.”

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Most members said they were worried about global warming. Aaron Kohn, 11, said that he had watched the movie “Waterworld,” about a future in which the polar ice caps have melted and most of the planet is underwater, and then researched on the Internet reasons the earth could flood.

When he read about global warming, Aaron said, he got scared.

Psssst, Aaron, it’s a movie, you know, fiction.

The public schools: Turning our youth into wacked-out jackbooted enviro-thugs.

The Postponed Pilgrimage

Sam’s today. Meyer dairy, too.

Snort!

From Byron Dazey:

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Glenn Reynolds suggests Monistat.