Archive for 5th May 2008

How’d I Miss This?

Alan Keyes: Too nuts even for the batshit-crazy Constitution Party.

You know, every time I hear a liberal go on and on about how badly we need a great speaker, I always turn and say “Alan Keyes.” It always shuts them up.

Cinco De Mayo?

Uh, I guess it is. Oh well. We’re having spaghetti and meatballs. Does that make it cinque de maggio?

No. Other than musical Italian, I don’t do it.