Archive for July, 2008
Do you need another reason never to take the bus?
BRANDON, Man. — Thirty-six passengers of a Greyhound bus travelling from Edmonton to Winnipeg Wednesday night watched in horror as a fellow passenger reportedly stabbed another man sleeping next to him, eventually decapitating him and waving the man’s severed head.
“He didn’t do anything to provoke the guy. They guy just took a knife out and stabbed him, started stabbing him like crazy and cut his head off,” said Garnet Caton, 36, a passenger.
And yes, it’s Greyhound:
Abby Wambaugh, a Greyhound spokeswoman in Dallas, Tex., confirmed this morning that there was an incident, but would not describe what exactly happened.
The last time I rode Greyhound a mother tried to pimp her 13 year-old daughter to me. That sort of pales compared to this, though.
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Today’s headlines are putting me to sleep:
Google tests in-game advertising software
Don’t care.
EarthLink eyes AOL dialup for purchase
Don’t care.
Apple restores deleted MobileMe emails
Really don’t care — and “email” is not a count noun. Don’t you illiterate buffoons employ editors?
Cheaper GeForce 9500 GT not due until Q4
Yawn.
Dell poised to re-enter MP3 player market?
Good for insomnia.
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The Carnival of Ed is posted. Now, for those of you who have never hosted a carnival, it’s pretty simple. People submit articles. You paste the URLs for the submitted articles, surround it with something, and you’re done.
A sixth-grader could do it.
But this blogger apparently cannot. Two of the best bloggers in the edusphere, Jane and Mamacita, were ignored? not included? forgotten? who knows? I know this because they left comments.
If you look on the blogger’s about page, you see this:
I have worked in the Education field for almost twenty years and have experienced it from almost every angle.
[ . . . ]
I have been a teacher for four years, receiving my certification via an alternative teaching certification program that demanded every ounce of me including a pledge to produce high-scoring testers with a panache for being led around like sheep. I managed to escape the brainwashing and focus on creating socially aware learners who will inherit the earth.
Let’s hope those learners are more capable than you, who can’t manage to paste a simple URL. I’ll be nice and ignore the substance-free idiot phrase, “socially aware.”
The Chancellor’s New Clothes gets a big red F.
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I have an appointment at 10:30.
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The youtube video of the recent Penn and Teller show on Greenie idiocy is all over the blogosphere, so you’ve probably seen it (I haven’t, because I watch the show, so I don’t know if the youtube video is the whole show or not). Where do they find these people? We have this scam artist eco-anxiety counselor who has these “patients” — actually, maybe those sneer quotes aren’t appropriate, because these idiots really do need psychiatric help — and to keep them in touch with Mother Earth, she gives them a rock to put in their pockets.
Yes. A rock.
What’s got me howling and groaning and laughing and fearing for the future are what these idiots are saying.
“I feel grateful, because I know that whatever happens tomorrow, there will always be a rock, or sunlight, or a breeze, or the moon.”
“I’ve got this connection with rocks, so whenever I’m by a rock holding it, I feel grounded.”
“I’m feeling relaxed and kinda calm, and I’m pretty excited about this rock as well.”
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So does anybody know where the text in text widgets are actually stored? I lost all of mine. The text widgets are there, but they’re empty.
Just curious. I’m just happy that my content is back.
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I hate to say this, because I’m going to come off like a traitor, but I strongly suspect that crime rates have more to do — directly, that is — with the metropolitan/non-metropolitan population ratio than they do gun laws.
Look at the crime rates for states broken down into metropolitan and non-metropolitan areas. The difference is striking. That should come as no surprise.
Guns surely come into play somewhere, but I don’t know that gun laws per se are much of a variable. Look at Philadelphia, then look at Pennsylvania’s gun laws — better, look at Philadelphia, then look at Centre County. Same state, completely different galaxy. My point is that no matter what the gun laws may be, people in the suburbs and country are far more likely to be armed than people in the city (criminals excluded, of course), and they are far more likely to take responsibility for their own lives and neighborhoods.
How people react to crime primarily has to do with dependence. In the suburbs, small towns, and the country, people are not dependent, and when faced with crime, take a proactive role. Dependent people take a wholly reactive role, and do nothing much but hold candlelight vigils and memorials and wave giant puppet heads and have Al Sharpton down so they can riot. Dependent people are also far less likely to own firearms for protection, because protecting oneself is an independent action, not a dependent one.
There is an article in the Atlantic about how crime follows Section 8 housing. There is the usual amount of idiotic, guilty liberal hand-wringing in the article, but what’s controversial about this? It isn’t race. It’s culture. These are people who are content to live with crime, who hate the police more than they hate the criminals, who whine constantly about how awful it is that the criminals who murder their children and parents are in prison, and who blame crime on everything but the criminal. Why wouldn’t it follow them?
Crime rates are more a cultural than a legislative phenomenon. The legislation — here, gun laws — reflects the degree of dependence of the state as a whole (or whoever holds the power in the state legislature).
I’m not saying that the likelihood of being armed doesn’t affect crime rates. It’s basic common sense that it does. But even in a gun-friendly state like Pennsylvania, the areas with the highest degree of dependence are the areas of the highest crime, and vice versa. And even in a gun-friendly state like Pennsylvania with relatively few gun control laws, those high dependence areas spawn extremely high crime rates. After all, even if a lack of gun control were capable of reducing crime, people would have to take advantage of the laws for them to have an effect.
Crime has nothing to do with poverty. There are people just as poor in the country, and they don’t mug other people; likewise, no thug running around with $5,000 in his pocket is, in any way, poor.
Why, then, does the poor person in Mifflin County not resort to stealing from others, but the not at all poor person in Philadelphia is a career criminal?
Culture.
Our poor person in Mifflin County — we’ll call him John — doesn’t mug people or break into houses and steal or sell drugs because doing any of those things would be socially unacepptable. The Philadelphia career criminal with $5000 in his pocket — we’ll call him Hector — is a career criminal because it’s socially acceptable. And because it is socially acceptable, he knows nobody in his community is going to do anything to keep him from mugging, stealing, raping, selling drugs, or murdering.
And in fact, they don’t. They spend all their time blaming everybody but Hector for the crimes he commits. It’s slavery, or the police, or white people, or racism, or Republicans, or not enough welfare checks, or guns, but it’s never Hector — and if Hector is ever convicted and thrown in prison where he belongs, Hector’s being in prison is suddenly a tragedy, and not the fact that he murdered 25 people. That diversion of responsibility away from Hector is what makes his crime socially acceptable, no matter how much people may whine about the crime, and no matter how many of their own children are murdered.
Those who divert crime away from the criminal enable the crime.
They also encourage Hector to commit crimes because they are dependent. They don’t see policing their own community as their job; they want somebody else to do it. So they wave those giant puppet heads and have million man marches and hold candlelight vigils against guns and sometimes riot, none of which has any power to affect the crime. They want more gun control precisely because they don’t want anybody doing anything about the crime. Defending oneself against a criminal or policing the community would violate the culture of dependence.
It would also cast the spotlight on Hector. So diversion of responsibility and the culture of dependence are the ingredients of the poison cocktail.
This is why even though I applaud the Heller decision, I predict that it will have absolutely no effect on crime in DC. Only a tiny handful of people will arm themselves against crime and take responsibility for their own lives and neighborhoods (provided that they can, given DC’s attempts to re-legislate the ban), by no means enough to affect crime. They’re too busy complaining about the evil police or how they’re not getting enough welfare or how “The Man” is keeping them down to grow up and be adults.
If they were adults and criminals were murdering their children and assaulting them on the streets, they wouldn’t be whining about the police; they’d be doing everything they could to help the police. They’d be too busy cleaning up their own neighborhoods and demanding that criminals be locked up in prison to whine about Bush or guns or most offensive of all, how awful it is that so many of “their boys” are in prison. But they aren’t adults. They’re children. And as long as they remain children, I can’t be bothered to lose any sleep over the crime they encourage in their own neighborhoods.
Crime is for society, a cultural problem. For the individual, crime is a moral problem. Poverty, racism, not enough welfare, Republicans, race, none of these causes crime. Only a lack of morals causes crime.
The Heller decision was good for the nation. It won’t do a damned thing for DC. And that’s my cynical 2 cents for the day.
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This is really long, so it’s below the fold.
The problems I use aren’t for the most part mathematical brain teasers, because the real world problems I’m trying to teach them to solve aren’t for the most part brain teasers. However, when you have helped students work through problems for years, and actually listened to them, you discover that you have a simplistic concept of complexity, or that complexity is more complex than you think it is.
Complexity, or if you prefer, difficulty, exists on several different levels, and can be due to a variety of different variables. In other words, a mathematically simple problem can be highly complex. This is why I have a basic rule when introducing students to problems: Work from the familiar to the unfamiliar.
This is a rule, by the way, that some colleagues have scoffed at. Why not throw things at them like churn rates or NPV? They’re in the business school, after all. Well, the reason is this: If the object is to teach them how to run a t-test or a simulation model, it’s counter-productive to add things they don’t understand to the problem. Once they get the basic idea, we can move to less familiar contexts and incorporate less familiar variables.
If I’m teaching statistics, I present the material in terms of the familiar — grades, for example, because what are students more familiar with than grades — and then work toward the real world problems, which to students, are unfamiliar. When I’m teaching decision sciences, I start with familiar contexts, such as buying a car or selling football team T-shirts, using familiar variables, such as cost, revenue, and gross profit margins. I add unfamiliar variables, such as NPV, after students have a basic grasp of how to solve the problem, and work toward those unfamiliar real world problem contexts.
This building block approach to problem solving is unfashionable, but it works.
I also never miss a chance to make a point, or teach students a valuable lesson. Faculty parking stickers cost $300 a year. I (and everyone I know) tend to get riled when I go to campus early in the morning, only to find all of the spaces taken up, many by student vehicles with no stickers. So when we’re learning how to construct and solve simulations, I start with this problem.
The university strictly enforces parking policies on campus. The first parking violation costs $40. The second costs $60, and all successive violations cost $75. Each hour a vehicle is parked on campus, there is a 17% chance of its being ticketed. A bus pass costs $53.47. Create a simulation that models the costs incurred over a semester in parking violations, and run 1000 iterations of the simulation. Assume 30 hours of (illegal) parking per week (15 hours of classes, and an additional 15 hours for other reasons). There are 16 weeks in the semester. Is it cheaper to park illegally, or buy a buss pass?
I make as many connections to previous material as I can. It reinforces what they learned, and it makes the connections (and justifications) obvious to the students. So we revisit the problem later in the semester, when students are more skilled.
The university strictly enforces parking policies on campus. A first parking violation costs $40. A second costs $60, and all successive violations cost $75. A bus pass costs $53.47 per semester. The probability of being ticketed increases 20% over the base probability for every additional hour a vehicle is parked in the same lot. The base probability varies according to the season, as described in the table below:
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Month
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Weeks
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Probability
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| AUG |
1
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21%
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| SEP |
4
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21%
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| OCT |
4
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21%
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| NOV |
3
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19%
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| DEC |
3
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17%
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| JAN |
3
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16%
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| FEB |
4
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16%
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| MAR |
3
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18%
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| APR |
4
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20%
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| MAY |
2
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21%
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Create a simulation that models the costs incurred over a full school year in parking violations, and run 1000 iterations of the simulation. Use your class schedule in the model, using the data in the table above. Is it cheaper to park illegally, or buy a buss pass?
The first of the parking ticket simulations we do in class, as a class. I walk them through it. The second problem students work on individually, while I run around helping and answering questions. Run. Often literally. I’ve sprained an ankle several times teaching. (There is another “life lesson” problem listed below: The CCAmerica problem.)
Back to complexity. One thing I have noticed with, say, MBA students new to teaching is that they have a simplistic idea of complexity. One of the problems is that they are familiar with the problems and how to solve them. The other problem is that they see complexity solely in terms of mathematics.
Problem complexity can be textual, that is, a relatively simple problem can be made highly complex just by the way it is worded. Consider the following:
You have gotten a job in State College, Pennsylvania, the home of Penn State. Like most small college towns, property values in State College are high, but property values in the communities surrounding State College are notably cheaper. You have looked at two houses that you really like, one in State College, and the other thirty miles away, and you want to calculate an amortization table so you can compare the total costs of both houses. To calculate commuting costs, assume that you will work 48 weeks in the year, 5 days a week. Assume a 5% per year increase in gas per gallon per month. Note that you will not owe property taxes the first year—but you will every year after the first (property tax rates are included in the Excel file, as are mortgage and interest data, your downpayment, and the market prices of the two houses).
Open which_house.xls and use the information first to calculate the missing information for each of the two houses (each house is on its own worksheet; the first worksheet has all the information on it that applies to both). Which house would over twenty years be cheaper?
Wordy? Yes. But consider the first version that was submitted:
Compare the total costs over time of buying two houses, assuming a 48-week work year and a 5-day work week, and a 5% increase in gasoline prices per month. Property taxes are due from the second year. Answer the questions on the Excel worksheet.
The initial version is too terse. It gives the student minimal information (the missing crucial data is in the Excel worksheet, but the problem doesn’t tell the students that). It is worded so tersely that students aren’t sure what they’re supposed to do with it: “Compare the total costs” all by itself doesn’t mean much. “Due from the second year” is vaguely worded. So even though it may be short, it introduces additional complexity into an otherwise mathematically simple problem. That’s why the initially submitted problem was reworded. Of course, you could object to the conversational tone of the revised problem, but since no student has ever complained about informal wording, I don’t consider it a problem.
“Mathematically complex” itself can mean several different things. You can add mathematical complexity by introducing more variables, for example. Contrast the two problems below.
Leary Chemical manufactures three chemicals: A, B, and C. These chemicals are produced via two production processes: 1 and 2. Running process 1 for an hour costs $4 and yields 3 units of A, 1 unit of B, and 1 unit of C. Running process 2 for an hour costs $1 and yields 1 unit of A and 1 unit of B. To meet customer demands, at least 10 units of A, 5 units of B, and 3 units of C must be produced daily. Determine the daily production that minimizes Leary Chemical’s production costs.
The Monet Company produces four types of picture frames, which we label 1, 2, 3, and 4. The four types of frames differ with respect to size, shape, and materials used. Each type requires a certain amount of skilled labor, metal, and glass, as shown in Table A below. This table also lists the unit selling price Monet charges for each type of frame. During the coming week, Monet can purchase up to 4000 hours of skilled labor, 6000 ounces of metal, and 10,000 ounces of glass. The unit costs are $8.00 per labor hour, $0.50 per ounce of metal, and $0.75 per ounce of glass. Also, market constraints are such that it is impossible to sell more than 1000 type 1 frames, 2000 type 2 frames, 500 type 3 frames, and 1000 type 4 frames, and Monet does not want to keep any frames in inventory at the end of the week. What should the company do to maximize its profit for this week?
The two are very similar problems. The Monet problem, however, contains more variables (costs of different materials), and is therefore more mathematically complex. But mathematical complexity also arises in rather unlikely places. Compare either of the above two problems with the one below:
A customer requires during the next 4 months, respectively, 50, 65, 100, and 70 units of a commodity, and no backlogging is allowed (that is, the customer’s requirements must be met on time). Production costs are $5, $8, $4, and $7 per unit during these months. The storage cost from one month to the next is $2 per unit (assessed on ending inventory). It is estimated that each unit on hand at the end of month 4 can be sold for $6. Determine how to minimize the net cost incurred in meeting the demands for the next 4 months.
This problem seems on the surface to be of more or less the same mathematical complexity as the two preceding problems, but students find this one more difficult. This mystified me for a while, until after I had talked to quite a few students about why they found it so complex. Note this passage in the problem:
The storage cost from one month to the next is $2 per unit (assessed on ending inventory).
This seems to be merely one more cost variable. It turns out, however, that students find repeated calculations of the same type, such as we see in the either of the preceding problems (total material costs, etc.) significantly simpler than one, non-repeated calculation, such as the storage cost variable above. Students seem to interpret inventory as a time-related variable rather than a cost-related variable. As a result, they miss the fact that they have to set up an inventory table for each month and calculate the costs at the end of each month.
Adding more variables adds more calculations. The more variables and calculations, the more mathematically complex the problem is. Sometimes, I will make a mathematically complex problem a bit easier for students to digest (the academese for this is “reducing cognitive load”) by introducing familiarity wherever possible, such as the Pigskin problem:
The Pigskin Company produces footballs. Pigskin must decide how many footballs to produce each month. The company has decided to use a 6-month planning horizon. The forecasted demands for the next 6 months are 10,000, 15,000, 30,000, 35,000, 25,000, and 10,000. Pigskin must meet these demands on time, knowing that it currently has 5000 footballs in inventory and that it can use a given month’s production to help meet the demand for that month. (For simplicity, we assume that production occurs during the month, and demand is met at the end of the month.) During each month there is enough production capacity to produce up to 30,000 footballs, and there is enough storage capacity to store up to 10,000 footballs at the end of the month, after demand has been met. The forecasted production costs per football for the next 6 months are $12.50, $12.55, $12.70, $12.80, $12.85, and $12.95, respectively. The holding cost per football held in inventory at the end of any month is figured at 5% of the production cost for that month. (This cost includes the cost of storage and also the cost of money tied up in inventory.) The selling price for footballs is not considered relevant to the production decision because Pigskin will satisfy all customer demand exactly when it occurs—at whatever the selling price is. Therefore, Pigskin wants to determine the production schedule that minimizes the total production and holding costs. Determine this production schedule.
Mathematical complexity also arises from the interpretation of the results. In statistics, for example, students usually pick descriptive statistics up quickly. When you move from descriptive statistics to inferential statistics, however, you introduce a great deal of complexity. For whatever reason, students have a great deal of trouble wrapping their brains around uncertainty.
Consider the parking ticket simulation (I’ll repeat it below so you don’t have to scroll back up).
The university strictly enforces parking policies on campus. The first parking violation costs $40. The second costs $60, and all successive violations cost $75. Each hour a vehicle is parked on campus, there is a 17% chance of its being ticketed. A bus pass costs $53.47. Create a simulation that models the costs incurred over a semester in parking violations, and run 1000 iterations of the simulation. Assume 30 hours of (illegal) parking per week (15 hours of classes, and an additional 15 hours for other reasons). There are 16 weeks in the semester. Is it cheaper to park illegally, or buy a buss pass?
Students don’t have much trouble understanding the variables, setting up the problem, or “solving” it. But this is a simulation. It rests on uncertainty, or probability. You can’t set it up, run it, and get a black and white solution. You have to run multiple iterations (or repetitions) of the simulation, and because you get different results for every iteration, you have to do a statistical analysis of the results and interpret the statistics. This is a great big cognitive roadblock for students. And even when you think they’ve got it, even after they’ve been doing simulations in class for two weeks or more, a student will invariably raise his hand in class and ask, “Why are my results different from hers?”
The only thing to do is repeat that we’re dealing with probability — uncertainty — and although the specific results will differ from student to student and iteration to iteration, the statistics of those results (the means, standard deviations, confidence intervals, and so forth) should not significantly differ — and then show them. It takes time, but it will eventually sink in.
Eventually, you can work students up to doing comparatively complex simulations like this:
CCAmerica is a credit card company that does its best to gain customers and keep their business in a highly competitive industry. The first year a customer signs up for service typically results in a loss to the company because of various administrative expenses. However, after the first year, the profit from a customer is typically positive, and this profit tends to increase through the years. The company has estimated the mean profit from a typical customer to be as shown in column B.
For example, the company expects to lose $40 in the customer’s first year but to gain $87 in the fifth year— provided that the customer stays loyal that long.
For modeling purposes, we will assume that the actual profit from a customer in the customer’s nth year of service is normally distributed with mean shown in Column B and standard deviation equal to 10% of the mean.
At the end of each year, the customer leaves the company, never to return, with probability 0.15, the churn rate. Alternatively, the customer stays with probability 0.85, the retention rate.
The company wants to estimate the NPV of the net profit from any such customer who has just signed up for service at the beginning of year 1, at a discount rate of 15%, assuming that the cash flow occurs in the middle of the year.
The company wants to see how sensitive this NPV is to the retention rate. Do this by showing various retention rates: .75, .80, .85, .90, .95.
Or even much more complex problems which I won’t list here, because they take an average of 5-6 pages in a Word document to list all the variables, and so forth.
Interestingly, complexity pops up in some extremely unlikely places. Consider this problem:
Republic Airlines will launch service in two years, but first, they have to figure out their hub system. Each hub is used to connect flights between cities within 1000 miles of one another. Republic will fly to Atlanta, Boston, Chicago, Denver, Houston, Los Angeles, New Orleans, New York, Pittsburgh, Salt Lake City, San Francisco, Seattle, and Portland. Republic Airlines must know the minimum number of hubs it will need to cover all these cities (each city must be within 1000 miles of at least one hub). Below are listed the cities, and which other cities are within 1000 miles.
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Cities within 1000 miles |
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Atlanta (AT)
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AT CH HO NO NY PI
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Boston (BO)
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BO NY PI
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Chicago (CH)
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AT CH NY NO PI
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Denver (DE)
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DE SL
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Houston (HO)
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AT HO NO
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Los Angeles (LA)
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LA SL SF
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New Orleans (NO)
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AT CH HO NO
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New York (NY)
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AT BO CH NY PI
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Pittsburgh (PI)
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AT BO CH NY PI
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Salt Lake City (SL)
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DE LA SL SF SE
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San Francisco (SF)
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LA SL SF SE
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Seattle (SE)
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SL SF SE
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Bonus: What will be the minimum number of hubs if the mileage is 750? 1500?
This is an extremely simple problem, except that students really shriek when you give it to them. The first question is usually, “Is everything we need to know here?” or sometimes, “You forgot part of the problem, didn’t you?” When I say, “No, it’s all there,” I always get, “Where’s the data? How can we solve this without numbers?”
It’s the very simplicity of the problem that students find complex. There is only one variable here: Is the city within 1000 miles of another city or not? All students have to do is use a binary variable. One variable. Two or three calculations. That’s it. (The answer, by the way, is three hubs.) It doesn’t even really make any difference what values they use for that binary variable as long as they’re consistent. They could use 1 and 0, or 10 and 5, or whatever numerical values they like and they’ll get the same answer.
The moral of this story is that years of teaching has taught me that complexity is far more complex than I ever realized. I still run into things that students find complex but I do not. When students have trouble with the work you give them, sure, a lot of the time it’s going to be that they don’t have the basic skills they need, or they haven’t learned what they should have last week in class, or they didn’t do the reading, or they haven’t been coming to class, but don’t always assume that’s the problem. Always ask students why they find the work difficult, because it may be something that has never occurred to you. And listen closely, since students often have trouble telling you exactly what the problem is.
Consider this relatively simple statistics problem.
Lessen Waist, Inc. produces low-fat cereals, which they sell in 12-ounce (weight) boxes. Because of settling and production scheduling, Lessen Waist cannot weigh every box of cereal, and 0.35 ounces (weight) is considered to be an acceptable variance from the advertized weight. Lessen Waist weighs a subset of boxes because the filling machines must be adjusted periodically. Use the sample weights below and the appropriate statistical tests to determine if the boxes of cereal are within the acceptable weight. If they are not, use the appropriate statistical tests to determine how much the filling machines need to be adjusted. Report all relevant statistics.
The first problem students have — because a problem is more complex than most realize — is parsing the text of the problem. Far too many students experience some kind of frustration just reading the problem, and find it even more frustrating to try to get past the first reading (sorry to be cliché, but if I had a dollar for every time a student has come to office hours and expressed exasperation at being required to figure out how to figure out the “story problem,” I’d have my own island in the Caribbean). And this problem is getting worse, despite the fact that the new-new-math-free-math emphasizes story problems over equations.
This is probably the simplest problem I’ve listed so far. There is really no set up that needs to be done. Students open an Excel file, put in the acceptable variance weight in labeled cell, decide which test to use, run it, and paste the relevant statistics in the labeled cells. There are no calculations to perform, not even simple sums. Yet there seems to be a cognitive block in merely going from reading the problem to doing it.
I think that like the hub problem, it’s precisely the simplicity of this problem that creates the complexity. Give students a problem with lots of calculations and labeled cells in which to do them, and while some may do the wrong calculations, they will start working on it. They see a cell labeled “NPV,” know they’re supposed to do a calculation there, and try. But with this simple statistics problem, where they open the file and see no label other than “Acceptable Weight Variance,” and a comment box, they don’t understand where they’re supposed to do the calculations, and the howling begins as soon as you give it to them, before they’ve even touched the keyboard.
This one, for example, will cause far less yowling, even though it’s a great deal more complex.
General Ford (GF) Auto Corporation is developing a new model of compact car. This car is assumed to generate sales for the next 5 years. GF has gathered information about the following quantities through focus groups with the marketing and engineering departments.
- Fixed cost of developing a car: This cost is assumed to $1.4 billion ($1,400,000,000). The fixed cost is incurred at the beginning of the year, before any sales are recorded.
- Unit Gross Profit: GF assumes that in year 1, the gross profit will be $5000 per car. Every other year, GF assumes the unit gross profit will decrease by 4%.
- Sales: The demand for the car is the uncertain quantity. In its first year, GF assumes sales – number of cars sold – will be triangularly distributed with parameters 100,000, 150,000, and 170,000. Every year after that, the company assumes that sales will decrease by some percentage, where this percentage is triangularly distributed with parameters 5%, 8%, and 10%. GF also assumes that the percentage decreases in successive years are independent of one another.
- Depreciation: The company will depreciate its development cost on a straight-line basis over the lifetime of the car.
- Taxes: The corporate tax is 40%.
- Discount rate: GF figures its cost of capital at 15%
The first problem has only two variables, the weights and the acceptable weight variance. This problem has quite a few more than merely two variables, not to mention almost as many calculations. Students will, in fact, complain a lot less about this one than they will the statistics problem, or the airline hub problem listed above.
So going from text to calculation isn’t the only thing going on here. Many students get the car problem wrong, but they perceive it as more simple than the statistics or hub problem — even though it is, mathematically, at least, far more complex.
Part of the reason (I don’t know what all of it is) is, I think, that students are suspicious, and see a short, straightforward text problem as a paucity of information. That is, students are always insisting that they need more information to solve a problem, even when they have all the information they need. Students are also suspicious of a problem that seems simple, even when it is. Let’s take the statistics problem. The purpose of the problem is not to stump the students. The purpose is to determine whether students can discriminate among statistical tests and choose the correct one, and whether they can perform the test. That’s it. So yes, it’s simple, but it’s a valid assessment tool.
If you don’t have a lot of teaching experience, then you most likely have a simplistic concept of complexity. But there is far more to it than just the math, and you need to understand that if you produce your own materials.
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None of my uploaded images are showing (and they’re all uploaded, plus the protections are set correctly). I just uploaded another image, which goes to the same directory, and it shows up. So I’m not sure what’s going on. I’m downloaded all of my uploaded images. If nothing else, I can re-upload those I really need.
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Until I get those files uploaded, which I’m going to do now.
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Created a mysql 5.0 database and dumped the backup from the command line — and all the data is back. I haven’t backed up all of my files, notably some of my graphics, so my header is weird, but I’ll change the theme until I get everything back.
Whew!
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From today’s local rag:
Irving’s Bakery Cafe is multiplying.
A new location opened at the University Park Airport last Monday
Okay, a baker/sandwich place at the airport makes sense, but:
and an additional location will open at the new Geisinger Grays Woods facility on Aug. 4 — the same day the medical facility is to open . . .
The Geisinger location provides a little cafe spot that will feature more grab-and-go type offerings, such as sandwiches and salads. Espresso and smoothies will also be offered, she said.
In a medical center? How weird is that? Would you want to go to a medical center to grab lunch? Can you imagine the conversations, like, “Let’s do lunch at Geisinger!”
I’m not wishing them ill, but I think it’s just bizarre.
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But I have an education article (only part rant) in the pipeline.
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Hmmmm. So is The Dark Knight still at the theater here today? Hey, how about that? It is! Maybe see it again . . .

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From Rory, whose daughter’s teacher said the following:
You daughter is a good reader, she just has problems with her decoding
One more time: The fundamental problem with education is that idiots like this become teachers.
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That’s how much The Dark Knight made in one day (Surber).
Sells $66.4 million worth of tickets in one day — or 10 times what “Valley of Elah†sold in over a year.
Ah, yes, the VRWC’s favorite antiwar movie. Its total box office and rentals are $6.5 million.
And it’s going to keep making money:
All indications are that “The Dark Knight” will keep landing blows: Advance ticket sales were booming.
“There is an unbelievable demand for this movie,” said Paul Dergarabedian, president of tracking firm Media By Numbers LLC. “The Heath Ledger factor is a major part of this. Beyond that, the movie is so good, it’s worthy of all these accolades.”
The movie directed by Christopher Nolan and starring Christian Bale as Batman cost $185 million to make, excluding money spent marketing, said Dan Fellman, Warner’s head of distribution.
Critics have heaped praise on the movie — especially the late Heath Ledger’s turn as the Joker, which has already generated whispers of a posthumous Oscar nomination.
“We’re very proud of the film,” Fellman said. “It’s the magic of the movie business, how one film just stands out above the others.”
What are you waiting for? Go! Today!
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Iraq, that is, on the civilized nations list:
KFC is now open in Fallujah—formerly Iraq’s most dangerous city. It’ll be interesting to see how residents cope with the subsequent arrival of naked PETA protesters.
Naked PETA protesters in Fallujah. I’d pay good money to see what the Iraqis would do to them.
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The world’s all time greatest keyboard: The IBM Model M. I hate this keyboard (my notebook). I have an old clicky Dell keyboard on my desktop (the one that came with it is still in the box). I picked up the Dell keyboard at the university warehouse, and I like the touch, but it has that damned Windows key on it, and I hate that thing. I have about four keyboards in boxes that have never been taken out. Keep your squishy keyboards.
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Seriously. The Dark Knight lives up to all the hype. A helluva movie. I can’t recommend seeing it in the theater strongly enough.
We went to the one down the road that nobody knows about. Er, knew about. We already had bought our tickets, and we got there 25 minutes early. The theater was nearly full when we got there, and by the time the movie started, there were people who stayed even though there were no seats left and stood through all 2 1/2 hours. Applause at the end.
One. Hell. Of. A. Movie.
Great story, great acting, great direction, great photography (well, I’m not sure where the ferries were going, since it was Chicago), great direction, great score. Even the finale will have your heart pounding.
And you won’t see me complaining if Heath Ledger gets a posthumous academy award. It’s an amazing performance, and he gets creepier and crazier as the movie goes on. He certainly put Jack Nicholson’s performance as the Joker in the Tim Burton film to shame.
Just outstanding.
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The first corn of the season! Today: Corn pudding, with chicken, sauteed in butter and cream.
After the movie, of course.
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Dark Knight made 18 million dollars on the midnight showing alone (Ace). The local theater (the one 2.5 miles down the road) is even showing it at 10 am on weekends, and the theater never opens before noon.
Planning for the 1 pm today, but only if the car is done by then (I’m about six months late for this year’s communist extortion racket emissions test, and I have an 11 am appointment).
I remember in 2000 when Memento came out (heh — remember, that’s funny, if you’ve seen the movie) and I wondered what Nolan would do to top that, since it’s one of those movies that can only be done once. Then, he did Batman Begins, which didn’t top it, but came close. Maybe this one will.
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From Nittany Meats. Way too bland. I don’t mean “not hot,” I mean indistinguishable from ground pork. This seems to be a sausage-challenged area.
And it’s too lean. You put sausage in a cold pan with no fat or oil, turn the heat on low, and let it cook. That’s the way you’re supposed to cook sausage (or bacon). That’s what I did, and this sausage stuck to the pan.
Haven’t tried the bacon yet. But I’ll be going back to Jimmy Dean sage sausage. They’ve come out with a new flavor, “intense,” and it’s good, but I like the sage. Sausage is supposed to have lots of sage in it. That’s what makes it taste like sausage, instead of ground pork.
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I hopped over to my high school website, and the school is about the same size (senior class has 62 students) with an 87% graduation rate, but I didn’t recognize any of the teachers, not the names, not the faces. I suspect most are local (that’s the way it works, plus the family names are a clue), but all of them are younger than I am, enough that I don’t even remember them from school.
Actually, I did recognize one, but on the band website. He’s retired, but at least he’s there. And the home ec (yeah, yeah, whatever the euphemism was) teacher’s last name was the same as the home ec teacher when I was in school. I suspect perhaps her daughter.
Sadly, there was no page of retired teachers. Somebody should do something about that.
I see that the FFA and FCA are still there, but what happened to the NHS and FHA? I also see that there are women in the FFA now. There weren’t when I was in school. But the FFA seems to be going strong.
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I just found out that one of my high school teachers died last year. He was one of the teachers we played a lot of jokes on, but I’ll just let those go.
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(Dark) chocolate-covered cherries. Scuse me, I need another one.
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courtesy of Wyatt. Don’t fly US Air:
NEW YORK (CNN) — U.S. Airways is pressuring pilots to use less fuel, undermining their authority and possibly compromising safety, according to a spokesman for the U.S. Airline Pilots Association.
Eight pilots and their union have filed complaints with the Federal Aviation Administration, accusing the airline of infringing on their authority and making them fly with less fuel than they feel is safe, said James Ray, a spokesman for the U.S. Airline Pilots Association.
No more comment necessary.
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Posted by: rightwingprof in PA
in under a year, that is. Hire the Amish.
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The jug-eared jackass, that is, who is often touted for his techno-brilliance:
A funny thing happened over on the Barack Obama campaign website in the last few days.
The parts that stressed his opposition to the 2007 troop surge and his statement that more troops would make no difference in a civil war have somehow disappeared. John McCain and Obama have been going at it heavily in recent days over the benefits of the surge.
The Arizona senator, who advocated the surge for years before the Bush administration employed it, says the resulting reduction in violence is proof it worked with progress on 15 of 18 political benchmarks and Obama’s plan to withdraw troops by now would have resulted in surrender.
When President Bush ordered the surge in January 2007, Obama said: “I am not persuaded that 20,000 additional troops in Iraq is going to solve the sectarian violence there. In fact, I think it will do the reverse,” a position he maintained throughout 2007. This year he acknowledged progress, but maintained his position that political progress was lacking.
Tuesday, while Obama gave a speech on foreign policy, the New York Daily News was the first to notice the removal of parts of Obama’s campaign site listing the Iraq troop surge as part of “The Problem.” An Obama spokeswoman said it was just part of an “update” to “reflect changes in current events,” as our colleague Frank James notes in the Swamp.
Gary Varvel:

Changeyness!
Update: Now with New, Improved Changeyness!
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What is it about living in cities that turns people into drooling idiots? Courtesy of Sebastian, here is the latest thing Philadelphia police are doing instead of, you know, arresting criminals.
When you’re in law enforcement, there are days when you really feel like you’re making a difference.
And then there are days like today.
An officer brings up a job today from the high school. Apparently, kids still get locked up during Summer School - maybe he had to repeat “Thuggery 101.†Anyway, I asked the officer what he had, and he said he arrested a student for carrying a weapon on school property.
I said, “Okay, what did the kid have?â€
The officer replied, “Two pairs of scissors.â€
At this rate, I’m going to have to create a category just for Philadelphia idiots. That would exclude Wyatt, of course.
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I’m not sure what’s going on in France. First, it was CW and line dancing. Now, this.
EVEN if you couldn’t be on the Champs-Élysées for Bastille Day on Monday to watch seven parachutists float down in front of President Nicolas Sarkozy, you can still celebrate the greatness of France with a new local tradition.
Eat a hamburger.
Beginning a few years ago but picking up momentum in the past nine months, hamburgers and cheeseburgers have invaded the city. Anywhere tourists are likely to go this summer — in St.-Germain cafes, in fashion-world hangouts, even in restaurants run by three-star chefs — they are likely to find a juicy beef patty, almost invariably on a sesame seed bun.
“It has the taste of the forbidden, the illicit — the subversive, even,†said Hélène Samuel, a restaurant consultant here. “Eating with your hands, it’s pure regression. Naturally, everyone wants it.â€
It is a startling turnaround in a country where a chef once sued McDonald’s for $2.7 million in damages over a poster that suggested he was dreaming of a Big Mac. Hamburgers were everything that French dining is not: informal, messy, fast and foreign.
Of course, they are French, so some are plopping foie gras on it. But others, not.
And while steak tartare shows up on practically every brasserie menu, chefs now recognize that a hamburger is not simply six ounces of chopped lean beef grilled until crusty.
“No, that would be an error,†said Ms. Grasser-Hermé.
“A hamburger is the architecture of taste par excellence,†she explained. “The meat needs to be a mix of fatty and lean. Not raw, not rare. It must be medium rare. At the same time the bread needs to be smooth, tepid, toasted on the sesame side. I like to brush the soft side with butter. There needs to be a crispy chiffonade of iceberg lettuce. Everything plays a role.â€
In developing the Salle Pleyel burger, Ms. Samuel and Ms. Ezgulian felt the weight of tradition. “We’re a little terrified of making a mistake,†said Ms. Samuel. “We cling to things like the soft buns, sweet-and-sour pickles, onions, tomatoes, cheese. We need these guideposts because we don’t have the history, the context. Otherwise, for us, it’s not a burger. It’s a hot sandwich.â€
This doesn’t surprise me:
Also, he explained, Parisians don’t really understand about drinking a milkshake with the burger. They order it as dessert.
No, the fried apple pie is the dessert. Wait, nix that. MickeyD’s dropped that from the menu when Ray Croc died and his idiot wife took over.
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Posted early this week. Here.
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About once a day, I get these calls (caller ID shows “unavailable”) from a computer, which says:
“Hello. I’m calling about important personal business. Please call me back. My number is. Again, my number is.”
The message doesn’t leave a number. It just says, “My number is. Again, my number is.”
Must not be too important.
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Clicky for biggie:

Recipe here.
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Half of a full bookshelf is taken up by DVDs, but a couple of times, I’ve looked for a DVD, not found it, and thought, “Oh, I thought we had that. I guess not.”
Well, Gladiator is on (just now ending), which reminded me of A Beautiful Mind, which I know we have. It is nowhere to be found on the shelf, however. So that means that somewhere, there are unpacked DVDs, and that I need to dig through boxes.
I’ll worry about where to put them after I’ve found them.
Gladiator is a good movie, by the way (although it’s pretty disrespectful of, you know, history), but Crowe got screwed when he didn’t win an academy award for A Beautiful Mind, which is by light years his best performance.
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