Archive for July, 2008

Do you need another reason never to take the bus?

BRANDON, Man. — Thirty-six passengers of a Greyhound bus travelling from Edmonton to Winnipeg Wednesday night watched in horror as a fellow passenger reportedly stabbed another man sleeping next to him, eventually decapitating him and waving the man’s severed head.

“He didn’t do anything to provoke the guy. They guy just took a knife out and stabbed him, started stabbing him like crazy and cut his head off,” said Garnet Caton, 36, a passenger.

And yes, it’s Greyhound:

Abby Wambaugh, a Greyhound spokeswoman in Dallas, Tex., confirmed this morning that there was an incident, but would not describe what exactly happened.

The last time I rode Greyhound a mother tried to pimp her 13 year-old daughter to me. That sort of pales compared to this, though.

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Today’s headlines are putting me to sleep:

Google tests in-game advertising software

Don’t care.

EarthLink eyes AOL dialup for purchase

Don’t care.

Apple restores deleted MobileMe emails

Really don’t care — and “email” is not a count noun. Don’t you illiterate buffoons employ editors?

Cheaper GeForce 9500 GT not due until Q4

Yawn.

Dell poised to re-enter MP3 player market?

Good for insomnia.

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The Carnival of Ed is posted. Now, for those of you who have never hosted a carnival, it’s pretty simple. People submit articles. You paste the URLs for the submitted articles, surround it with something, and you’re done.

A sixth-grader could do it.

But this blogger apparently cannot. Two of the best bloggers in the edusphere, Jane and Mamacita, were ignored? not included? forgotten? who knows? I know this because they left comments.

If you look on the blogger’s about page, you see this:

I have worked in the Education field for almost twenty years and have experienced it from almost every angle.

[ . . . ]

I have been a teacher for four years, receiving my certification via an alternative teaching certification program that demanded every ounce of me including a pledge to produce high-scoring testers with a panache for being led around like sheep. I managed to escape the brainwashing and focus on creating socially aware learners who will inherit the earth.

Let’s hope those learners are more capable than you, who can’t manage to paste a simple URL. I’ll be nice and ignore the substance-free idiot phrase, “socially aware.”

The Chancellor’s New Clothes gets a big red F.

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I have an appointment at 10:30.

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The youtube video of the recent Penn and Teller show on Greenie idiocy is all over the blogosphere, so you’ve probably seen it (I haven’t, because I watch the show, so I don’t know if the youtube video is the whole show or not). Where do they find these people? We have this scam artist eco-anxiety counselor who has these “patients” — actually, maybe those sneer quotes aren’t appropriate, because these idiots really do need psychiatric help — and to keep them in touch with Mother Earth, she gives them a rock to put in their pockets.

Yes. A rock.

What’s got me howling and groaning and laughing and fearing for the future are what these idiots are saying.

“I feel grateful, because I know that whatever happens tomorrow, there will always be a rock, or sunlight, or a breeze, or the moon.”

“I’ve got this connection with rocks, so whenever I’m by a rock holding it, I feel grounded.”

“I’m feeling relaxed and kinda calm, and I’m pretty excited about this rock as well.”

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Ted Bridge-To-Nowhere Stevens indicted!

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How can you run a country if you cannot run a convention?

And yet more idiocy: I’m trying to save the planet!

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I love the Progressive commercials with Flo, particularly the “tricked-out name tag”:

And the “Surprise!” commercial:

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So does anybody know where the text in text widgets are actually stored? I lost all of mine. The text widgets are there, but they’re empty.

Just curious. I’m just happy that my content is back.

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Psychological studies confirm what we all know: Long meetings are a waste of time

Though it does invoke the “We needed a study to tell us that?” response.

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I hate to say this, because I’m going to come off like a traitor, but I strongly suspect that crime rates have more to do — directly, that is — with the metropolitan/non-metropolitan population ratio than they do gun laws.

Look at the crime rates for states broken down into metropolitan and non-metropolitan areas. The difference is striking. That should come as no surprise.

Guns surely come into play somewhere, but I don’t know that gun laws per se are much of a variable. Look at Philadelphia, then look at Pennsylvania’s gun laws — better, look at Philadelphia, then look at Centre County. Same state, completely different galaxy. My point is that no matter what the gun laws may be, people in the suburbs and country are far more likely to be armed than people in the city (criminals excluded, of course), and they are far more likely to take responsibility for their own lives and neighborhoods.

How people react to crime primarily has to do with dependence. In the suburbs, small towns, and the country, people are not dependent, and when faced with crime, take a proactive role. Dependent people take a wholly reactive role, and do nothing much but hold candlelight vigils and memorials and wave giant puppet heads and have Al Sharpton down so they can riot. Dependent people are also far less likely to own firearms for protection, because protecting oneself is an independent action, not a dependent one.

There is an article in the Atlantic about how crime follows Section 8 housing. There is the usual amount of idiotic, guilty liberal hand-wringing in the article, but what’s controversial about this? It isn’t race. It’s culture. These are people who are content to live with crime, who hate the police more than they hate the criminals, who whine constantly about how awful it is that the criminals who murder their children and parents are in prison, and who blame crime on everything but the criminal. Why wouldn’t it follow them?

Crime rates are more a cultural than a legislative phenomenon. The legislation — here, gun laws — reflects the degree of dependence of the state as a whole (or whoever holds the power in the state legislature).

I’m not saying that the likelihood of being armed doesn’t affect crime rates. It’s basic common sense that it does. But even in a gun-friendly state like Pennsylvania, the areas with the highest degree of dependence are the areas of the highest crime, and vice versa. And even in a gun-friendly state like Pennsylvania with relatively few gun control laws, those high dependence areas spawn extremely high crime rates. After all, even if a lack of gun control were capable of reducing crime, people would have to take advantage of the laws for them to have an effect.

Crime has nothing to do with poverty. There are people just as poor in the country, and they don’t mug other people; likewise, no thug running around with $5,000 in his pocket is, in any way, poor.

Why, then, does the poor person in Mifflin County not resort to stealing from others, but the not at all poor person in Philadelphia is a career criminal?

Culture.

Our poor person in Mifflin County — we’ll call him John — doesn’t mug people or break into houses and steal or sell drugs because doing any of those things would be socially unacepptable. The Philadelphia career criminal with $5000 in his pocket — we’ll call him Hector — is a career criminal because it’s socially acceptable. And because it is socially acceptable, he knows nobody in his community is going to do anything to keep him from mugging, stealing, raping, selling drugs, or murdering.

And in fact, they don’t. They spend all their time blaming everybody but Hector for the crimes he commits. It’s slavery, or the police, or white people, or racism, or Republicans, or not enough welfare checks, or guns, but it’s never Hector — and if Hector is ever convicted and thrown in prison where he belongs, Hector’s being in prison is suddenly a tragedy, and not the fact that he murdered 25 people. That diversion of responsibility away from Hector is what makes his crime socially acceptable, no matter how much people may whine about the crime, and no matter how many of their own children are murdered.

Those who divert crime away from the criminal enable the crime.

They also encourage Hector to commit crimes because they are dependent. They don’t see policing their own community as their job; they want somebody else to do it. So they wave those giant puppet heads and have million man marches and hold candlelight vigils against guns and sometimes riot, none of which has any power to affect the crime. They want more gun control precisely because they don’t want anybody doing anything about the crime. Defending oneself against a criminal or policing the community would violate the culture of dependence.

It would also cast the spotlight on Hector. So diversion of responsibility and the culture of dependence are the ingredients of the poison cocktail.

This is why even though I applaud the Heller decision, I predict that it will have absolutely no effect on crime in DC. Only a tiny handful of people will arm themselves against crime and take responsibility for their own lives and neighborhoods (provided that they can, given DC’s attempts to re-legislate the ban), by no means enough to affect crime. They’re too busy complaining about the evil police or how they’re not getting enough welfare or how “The Man” is keeping them down to grow up and be adults.

If they were adults and criminals were murdering their children and assaulting them on the streets, they wouldn’t be whining about the police; they’d be doing everything they could to help the police. They’d be too busy cleaning up their own neighborhoods and demanding that criminals be locked up in prison to whine about Bush or guns or most offensive of all, how awful it is that so many of “their boys” are in prison. But they aren’t adults. They’re children. And as long as they remain children, I can’t be bothered to lose any sleep over the crime they encourage in their own neighborhoods.

Crime is for society, a cultural problem. For the individual, crime is a moral problem. Poverty, racism, not enough welfare, Republicans, race, none of these causes crime. Only a lack of morals causes crime.

The Heller decision was good for the nation. It won’t do a damned thing for DC. And that’s my cynical 2 cents for the day.

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This is really long, so it’s below the fold.

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None of my uploaded images are showing (and they’re all uploaded, plus the protections are set correctly). I just uploaded another image, which goes to the same directory, and it shows up. So I’m not sure what’s going on. I’m downloaded all of my uploaded images. If nothing else, I can re-upload those I really need.

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Until I get those files uploaded, which I’m going to do now.

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Created a mysql 5.0 database and dumped the backup from the command line — and all the data is back. I haven’t backed up all of my files, notably some of my graphics, so my header is weird, but I’ll change the theme until I get everything back.

Whew!

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From today’s local rag:

Irving’s Bakery Cafe is multiplying.

A new location opened at the University Park Airport last Monday

Okay, a baker/sandwich place at the airport makes sense, but:

and an additional location will open at the new Geisinger Grays Woods facility on Aug. 4 — the same day the medical facility is to open . . .

The Geisinger location provides a little cafe spot that will feature more grab-and-go type offerings, such as sandwiches and salads. Espresso and smoothies will also be offered, she said.

In a medical center? How weird is that? Would you want to go to a medical center to grab lunch? Can you imagine the conversations, like, “Let’s do lunch at Geisinger!”

I’m not wishing them ill, but I think it’s just bizarre.

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But I have an education article (only part rant) in the pipeline.

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Hmmmm. So is The Dark Knight still at the theater here today? Hey, how about that? It is! Maybe see it again . . .

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From Rory, whose daughter’s teacher said the following:

You daughter is a good reader, she just has problems with her decoding

One more time: The fundamental problem with education is that idiots like this become teachers.

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That’s how much The Dark Knight made in one day (Surber).

Sells $66.4 million worth of tickets in one day — or 10 times what “Valley of Elah” sold in over a year.

Ah, yes, the VRWC’s favorite antiwar movie. Its total box office and rentals are $6.5 million.

And it’s going to keep making money:

All indications are that “The Dark Knight” will keep landing blows: Advance ticket sales were booming.

“There is an unbelievable demand for this movie,” said Paul Dergarabedian, president of tracking firm Media By Numbers LLC. “The Heath Ledger factor is a major part of this. Beyond that, the movie is so good, it’s worthy of all these accolades.”

The movie directed by Christopher Nolan and starring Christian Bale as Batman cost $185 million to make, excluding money spent marketing, said Dan Fellman, Warner’s head of distribution.

Critics have heaped praise on the movie — especially the late Heath Ledger’s turn as the Joker, which has already generated whispers of a posthumous Oscar nomination.

“We’re very proud of the film,” Fellman said. “It’s the magic of the movie business, how one film just stands out above the others.”

What are you waiting for? Go! Today!

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Iraq, that is, on the civilized nations list:

KFC is now open in Fallujah—formerly Iraq’s most dangerous city. It’ll be interesting to see how residents cope with the subsequent arrival of naked PETA protesters.

Naked PETA protesters in Fallujah. I’d pay good money to see what the Iraqis would do to them.

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The world’s all time greatest keyboard: The IBM Model M. I hate this keyboard (my notebook). I have an old clicky Dell keyboard on my desktop (the one that came with it is still in the box). I picked up the Dell keyboard at the university warehouse, and I like the touch, but it has that damned Windows key on it, and I hate that thing. I have about four keyboards in boxes that have never been taken out. Keep your squishy keyboards.

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Seriously. The Dark Knight lives up to all the hype. A helluva movie. I can’t recommend seeing it in the theater strongly enough.

We went to the one down the road that nobody knows about. Er, knew about. We already had bought our tickets, and we got there 25 minutes early. The theater was nearly full when we got there, and by the time the movie started, there were people who stayed even though there were no seats left and stood through all 2 1/2 hours. Applause at the end.

One. Hell. Of. A. Movie.

Great story, great acting, great direction, great photography (well, I’m not sure where the ferries were going, since it was Chicago), great direction, great score. Even the finale will have your heart pounding.

And you won’t see me complaining if Heath Ledger gets a posthumous academy award. It’s an amazing performance, and he gets creepier and crazier as the movie goes on. He certainly put Jack Nicholson’s performance as the Joker in the Tim Burton film to shame.

Just outstanding.

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The first corn of the season! Today: Corn pudding, with chicken, sauteed in butter and cream.

After the movie, of course.

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Dark Knight made 18 million dollars on the midnight showing alone (Ace). The local theater (the one 2.5 miles down the road) is even showing it at 10 am on weekends, and the theater never opens before noon.

Planning for the 1 pm today, but only if the car is done by then (I’m about six months late for this year’s communist extortion racket emissions test, and I have an 11 am appointment).

I remember in 2000 when Memento came out (heh — remember, that’s funny, if you’ve seen the movie) and I wondered what Nolan would do to top that, since it’s one of those movies that can only be done once. Then, he did Batman Begins, which didn’t top it, but came close. Maybe this one will.

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From Nittany Meats. Way too bland. I don’t mean “not hot,” I mean indistinguishable from ground pork. This seems to be a sausage-challenged area.

And it’s too lean. You put sausage in a cold pan with no fat or oil, turn the heat on low, and let it cook. That’s the way you’re supposed to cook sausage (or bacon). That’s what I did, and this sausage stuck to the pan.

Haven’t tried the bacon yet. But I’ll be going back to Jimmy Dean sage sausage. They’ve come out with a new flavor, “intense,” and it’s good, but I like the sage. Sausage is supposed to have lots of sage in it. That’s what makes it taste like sausage, instead of ground pork.

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I hopped over to my high school website, and the school is about the same size (senior class has 62 students) with an 87% graduation rate, but I didn’t recognize any of the teachers, not the names, not the faces. I suspect most are local (that’s the way it works, plus the family names are a clue), but all of them are younger than I am, enough that I don’t even remember them from school.

Actually, I did recognize one, but on the band website. He’s retired, but at least he’s there. And the home ec (yeah, yeah, whatever the euphemism was) teacher’s last name was the same as the home ec teacher when I was in school. I suspect perhaps her daughter.

Sadly, there was no page of retired teachers. Somebody should do something about that.

I see that the FFA and FCA are still there, but what happened to the NHS and FHA? I also see that there are women in the FFA now. There weren’t when I was in school. But the FFA seems to be going strong.

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I just found out that one of my high school teachers died last year. He was one of the teachers we played a lot of jokes on, but I’ll just let those go.

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(Dark) chocolate-covered cherries. Scuse me, I need another one.

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courtesy of Wyatt. Don’t fly US Air:

NEW YORK (CNN) — U.S. Airways is pressuring pilots to use less fuel, undermining their authority and possibly compromising safety, according to a spokesman for the U.S. Airline Pilots Association.

Eight pilots and their union have filed complaints with the Federal Aviation Administration, accusing the airline of infringing on their authority and making them fly with less fuel than they feel is safe, said James Ray, a spokesman for the U.S. Airline Pilots Association.

No more comment necessary.

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Superdelegates switching to Hillary.

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in under a year, that is. Hire the Amish.

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The jug-eared jackass, that is, who is often touted for his techno-brilliance:

A funny thing happened over on the Barack Obama campaign website in the last few days.

The parts that stressed his opposition to the 2007 troop surge and his statement that more troops would make no difference in a civil war have somehow disappeared. John McCain and Obama have been going at it heavily in recent days over the benefits of the surge.

The Arizona senator, who advocated the surge for years before the Bush administration employed it, says the resulting reduction in violence is proof it worked with progress on 15 of 18 political benchmarks and Obama’s plan to withdraw troops by now would have resulted in surrender.

When President Bush ordered the surge in January 2007, Obama said: “I am not persuaded that 20,000 additional troops in Iraq is going to solve the sectarian violence there. In fact, I think it will do the reverse,” a position he maintained throughout 2007. This year he acknowledged progress, but maintained his position that political progress was lacking.

Tuesday, while Obama gave a speech on foreign policy, the New York Daily News was the first to notice the removal of parts of Obama’s campaign site listing the Iraq troop surge as part of “The Problem.” An Obama spokeswoman said it was just part of an “update” to “reflect changes in current events,” as our colleague Frank James notes in the Swamp.

Gary Varvel:

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Changeyness!

Update: Now with New, Improved Changeyness!

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From Peter Risdon. We’re not all weenies on this side of the pond.

Check out today’s links at Maggie’s Farm.

Here are a few more:

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What is it about living in cities that turns people into drooling idiots? Courtesy of Sebastian, here is the latest thing Philadelphia police are doing instead of, you know, arresting criminals.

When you’re in law enforcement, there are days when you really feel like you’re making a difference.

And then there are days like today.

An officer brings up a job today from the high school. Apparently, kids still get locked up during Summer School - maybe he had to repeat “Thuggery 101.” Anyway, I asked the officer what he had, and he said he arrested a student for carrying a weapon on school property.

I said, “Okay, what did the kid have?”

The officer replied, “Two pairs of scissors.”

At this rate, I’m going to have to create a category just for Philadelphia idiots. That would exclude Wyatt, of course.

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I’m not sure what’s going on in France. First, it was CW and line dancing. Now, this.

EVEN if you couldn’t be on the Champs-Élysées for Bastille Day on Monday to watch seven parachutists float down in front of President Nicolas Sarkozy, you can still celebrate the greatness of France with a new local tradition.

Eat a hamburger.

Beginning a few years ago but picking up momentum in the past nine months, hamburgers and cheeseburgers have invaded the city. Anywhere tourists are likely to go this summer — in St.-Germain cafes, in fashion-world hangouts, even in restaurants run by three-star chefs — they are likely to find a juicy beef patty, almost invariably on a sesame seed bun.

“It has the taste of the forbidden, the illicit — the subversive, even,” said Hélène Samuel, a restaurant consultant here. “Eating with your hands, it’s pure regression. Naturally, everyone wants it.”

It is a startling turnaround in a country where a chef once sued McDonald’s for $2.7 million in damages over a poster that suggested he was dreaming of a Big Mac. Hamburgers were everything that French dining is not: informal, messy, fast and foreign.

Of course, they are French, so some are plopping foie gras on it. But others, not.

And while steak tartare shows up on practically every brasserie menu, chefs now recognize that a hamburger is not simply six ounces of chopped lean beef grilled until crusty.

“No, that would be an error,” said Ms. Grasser-Hermé.

“A hamburger is the architecture of taste par excellence,” she explained. “The meat needs to be a mix of fatty and lean. Not raw, not rare. It must be medium rare. At the same time the bread needs to be smooth, tepid, toasted on the sesame side. I like to brush the soft side with butter. There needs to be a crispy chiffonade of iceberg lettuce. Everything plays a role.”

In developing the Salle Pleyel burger, Ms. Samuel and Ms. Ezgulian felt the weight of tradition. “We’re a little terrified of making a mistake,” said Ms. Samuel. “We cling to things like the soft buns, sweet-and-sour pickles, onions, tomatoes, cheese. We need these guideposts because we don’t have the history, the context. Otherwise, for us, it’s not a burger. It’s a hot sandwich.”

This doesn’t surprise me:

Also, he explained, Parisians don’t really understand about drinking a milkshake with the burger. They order it as dessert.

No, the fried apple pie is the dessert. Wait, nix that. MickeyD’s dropped that from the menu when Ray Croc died and his idiot wife took over.

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Posted early this week. Here.

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About once a day, I get these calls (caller ID shows “unavailable”) from a computer, which says:

“Hello. I’m calling about important personal business. Please call me back. My number is. Again, my number is.”

The message doesn’t leave a number. It just says, “My number is. Again, my number is.”

Must not be too important.

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Clicky for biggie:

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Recipe here.

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Half of a full bookshelf is taken up by DVDs, but a couple of times, I’ve looked for a DVD, not found it, and thought, “Oh, I thought we had that. I guess not.”

Well, Gladiator is on (just now ending), which reminded me of A Beautiful Mind, which I know we have. It is nowhere to be found on the shelf, however. So that means that somewhere, there are unpacked DVDs, and that I need to dig through boxes.

I’ll worry about where to put them after I’ve found them.

Gladiator is a good movie, by the way (although it’s pretty disrespectful of, you know, history), but Crowe got screwed when he didn’t win an academy award for A Beautiful Mind, which is by light years his best performance.

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