Dear Apple
Please stop sending me spam, specifically, “iPhone 3G is coming July 11. Watch the guided tour.”
- I hate cell phones. Don’t own one. Shove it where the sun don’t shine.
- I hate hype. If I were to buy a cell phone, it would just be a cell phone. Just for the record, I wear watches that tell the time and nothing more.
- I hate Apple in all of its manifestations.
Patrick Joubert Conlon:
Like you,I hate cellphones and only got one a few years ago when I realized I may need it one day if my car broke down in the boonies but I never use it.
July 2, 2008, 11:00 am