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What is it about living in cities that turns people into drooling idiots? Courtesy of Sebastian, here is the latest thing Philadelphia police are doing instead of, you know, arresting criminals.

When you’re in law enforcement, there are days when you really feel like you’re making a difference.

And then there are days like today.

An officer brings up a job today from the high school. Apparently, kids still get locked up during Summer School - maybe he had to repeat “Thuggery 101.” Anyway, I asked the officer what he had, and he said he arrested a student for carrying a weapon on school property.

I said, “Okay, what did the kid have?”

The officer replied, “Two pairs of scissors.”

At this rate, I’m going to have to create a category just for Philadelphia idiots. That would exclude Wyatt, of course.

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