Archive for August 2008

Telling It Like It Is

McCain on Fox News Sunday:

Excerpts:

“What this brings is a spirit of reform and change that is vital now in our nation’s capital. Eighty four percent of the American people think the country’s on the wrong track. In our Party, we have corruption. We have former members of Congress residing in federal prison, so it’s not surprising to me that we’ve seen an incredible invigoration around our Party and around the nation, not just Republicans, but Democrats. By the way, in the last day and a half or whatever it’s been, we have raised $4 million on the Internet. I wish I had taken her a month ago.”

“She’s got the right judgment. She doesn’t think, like Senator Obama does, that Iran is a minor irritant. She knows that the surge worked and succeeded and she supported that. Senator Obama still, still to this day, refuses to acknowledge that the surge has succeeded. She’s been commander-in-chief of the Alaska Guard that has served back and back. In fact, as you know, she’s got a son who’s getting ready to go. But she’s had the judgment on these issues that Senator Obama, he’s had all the wrong judgments. Governor Palin understands these issues, and she understands the challenges that we face, so she’s had 12 years of elected office experience, including travelling to Kuwait, including being involved in these issues, and look, I’m so proud that she has displayed the kind of judgment and she has the experience and judgment as an executive. She’s run a huge economy up there in the state of Alaska. Twenty percent of our energy comes from the state of Alaska, and energy is obviously one of the key issues for our nation’s security.”

“But the point is, she’s been to Kuwait. She’s been over there. She’s been with her troops. The National Guard that she commands, who have been over there and had the experience, I’m proud of her knowledge of these challenges and issues. And of course as governor, she has had enormous responsibilities, none of which Senator Obama had. When she was in government, he was a community organizer. When she was taking tough positions against her own party, Senator Obama was voting present 130 times in the state legislature. On every tough issue, whatever it was, she was taking them on. That’s the kind of judgment that I’m confident that we need in Washington.”

I’m telling you. She’s a rock star.

Deadliest Catch

I didn’t obsessively blog about McCain’s VP choices because for the most part, I found it pointless. McCain was playing it close to the chest, and 99% of the articles in the dextrosphere were based on nothing more than pure speculation or “anonymous sources.” I did lay out my case against Romney, mostly because there was so much Romney cheering at the time, and usually from those who were jeering at Romney when he was in the primaries.

McCain was in a difficult position, and his VP choice was problematic. McCain’s problems with many conservatives, and the Republicans’ largely self-inflicted brand damage made choosing a VP crucial and difficult.

On the political spectrum question, I think he should pick somebody somewhat to his right, but not too far to the right. The “I don’t care about anything except whether he’s like me or not” identity politics voters who form Huckabee’s core are not, for the most part, going to vote for McCain, no matter who he picks, so choosing someone way on the far right is pointless and could hurt his chances come November. Like Reagan, who in the 1980 primaries was getting about the same percentage of votes as McCain is now, he needs to pull from both right and left.

McCain can’t pick somebody ideologically opposed on any of McCain’s strongest issues. That rules out the radical protectionist Duncan Hunter, who is in the wrong party and would be much happier as a Blue Dog Democrat. And Hunter, like Fred, doesn’t have enough of a following to benefit Johnny Mac. Appointing a big porker would have the same effect: An oil-and-vinegar ticket. Picking a free-trade, fiscal conservative is a must. And speaking of musts, McCain can’t afford to alienate hawks. Any of the mealy-mouthed Republicans who suddenly became silent on the war because they were afraid of losing votes would be disastrous. Unfortunately, that rules out most of the Republicans sitting in Congress. In fact, McCain would do well to steer clear of anybody too closely associated with the “compassionate conservative” big government give me my bribe big spenders in the party. Tone deaf idiots like Hastert would not be a good idea.

I posted that in February, and at the time, it was nearly stream of consciousness. I changed my mind about some things, but nothing above. As time went on, it became more and more clear that there was really only one person who could fulfill all the criteria.

And that’s who he picked.

But I will argue that Sarah Palin is far more than a good, or even a great choice. She’s the perfect choice for a number of reasons. And if you’re not up on Sarah Palin, I posted a roundup of Palin links from the day before yesterday. Read through them, so this will make more sense. Rory is on a Palin roll. Head over there to get a local perspective.

Oh. And I’m not even going near the PUMA question, not because I don’t think it’s important, but because it’s been discussed to death, and because it is a comparatively marginal benefit.

She is Johnny Mac’s perfect complement.

Palin strengthens all of McCain’s strongest attributes. She’s a fearless fighter, who fought her state party’s entrenched power structure, and won. Strong and courageous — two of McCain’s greatest strenghs — are also hers. Like McCain, she hates corruption, back room deals, and government waste, and she’s been fighting it since before she was the governor. Also like McCain, she cares less for party line than what she believes is right. By putting her on the ticket instead of a Washington insider, McCain put real teeth in his campaign for change — real change, not insubstantial, undefined change. Like McCain, Palin is an unwavering, unapologetic patriot, and both believe firmly in Reagan’s view of America as a shining city on a hill.

She also shores up McCain’s weaknesses. She’s more socially conservative than McCain, and if you don’t think that’s important, note that seven million dollars in contributions have poured into the campaign since she was announced in Dayton. Of all the primary candidates, her conservatism is most similar to Fred Thompson’s. She takes her oath seriously, and used her veto pen the first time because the law violated the state constitution. She is less favorably disposed to regulation than is McCain, but she’s not afraid to go after powerful businesses when she perceives that it’s in the peoples’ best interests. We know this because she took on the oil companies in Alaska — and won.

No other candidate I can think of would so perfectly have complemented — and strengthened — McCain. Not Romney, not Huck, not Pawlenty. Nobody.

By putting Palin on the ticket, McCain took Obama’s insubstantial “change” agenda away, and offered a real agenda for change. Postpolitical discusses it here.

She is already unifying the conservative coalition.

Since the primaries started, one recurring theme has been the death or fracture of the conservative coalition. Palin kills that discussion, because she brings the coalition back together.

If all Sarah Palin had done was kill the bridge to nowhere, she would be a rock star with fiscal conservatives (and that includes all of the voters who have been disgusted by Republican spending). But she has done muc more. Not only does she energize social conservatives, many of whom have been lukewarm on McCain, but pro-life voters will turn out in droves to pull the lever in November. After all, there is a huge difference between saying you are pro-life on the campaign trail and having a pro-life voting record, but Sarah Palin takes it one giant step forward. She lives it in her personal life with her youngest son, Trig, whom she had even though she knew he would have Down Syndrome.

Unless you’ve been under a rock for the past two days, you can feel the excitement (see here, or for what Christian conservatives are saying, here). Lee at Second Hand Conjecture:

In truth, Palin is of course the ultimate force for unification and it’s why she or someone like her was so desperately needed by McCain and the Republicans. How much of a unifier is she? When the neoconservatives and Ronpaulists like the selection, if you are familiar with the party beyond name, you need say no more.

All one can say is indeed.

Palin is every Jacksonian’s dream candidate

Let’s start with her character and values. Bill Whittle comments on another blog:

I think it is a big mistake to assume that McCain picked Palin because she is a woman. No doubt that is a part of it, but it is Palin’s character that has us just smitten with her. She had a problem at school one day so she went to a PTA meeting. She didn’t like the way things were going so she ran for the PTA and won. Then she ran for mayor of her hometown — where she played basketball and met her husband — and won. Then she got disgusted by Alaska politics and GOP corruption, and as a Republican ran against the corruption in her own party — and won. And she never whined or complained. She’s happily married, she’s a tough lady married to a tougher man, and she got there through hard work and sheer determination.

She’s the conservative success story, and that is why men and women on the right just LOVE this pick. Not because she’s a woman, but because she’s Joe, uh, make that JANE Citizen, and she played by the rules and beat corruption . . . I would encourage you to look at Sarah Palin as what we all hope for: a self-made person who seems to want to do the right thing. She’s not a Woman VP — she’s an anti-corruption VP. That’s how we see her. That’s how she deserves to be seen. She has the enthusiastic — actually, incandescent support of every conservative I know — not because she is a political missile aimed at Hillary voters, but because she embodies the American dream of the citizen who decided to make a difference.

By adding Palin to the ticket, he put the stamp of absolute authenticity on his campaign. Make no mistake, Sarah Palin is as real as it gets. She’s not a wealthy insider pretending to be blue collar. She’s as Joe Jane Six-Pack as anyone alive.

She fishes. She hunts. She’s a gun nut. She shops at Wal-Mart. She was raised by a teacher and a school secretary. She rides a Harley and hangs around with Vietnam Vet bikers. Biden can talk all he wants about his “blue collar roots,” but it’s nothing more than bluster when placed against Palin. And understand: Wal-Mart voters have an unerring instict for detecting one of their own.

Speaking of, since Second Amendment issues are one of my major concerns, let me say this. There is a long standing split in the so-called gun community, which waxes and wanes: The hunters, the shooters, and the Second Amendment activists. Democrats have exploited this split to pass gun control legislation, making their appeals to hunters. Unlike many conservatives in office, Sarah Palin is a firm believer in the Second Amendment itself, not in the “rights of hunters,” but as a right spelled out in the Constitution. She may be the first bona fide gun nut on a ticket since Theodore Roosevelt, and Democrats will find it difficult to exploit the split with Palin on the ticket.

Pictures: Sarah shows off her elk, Sara firing an AR-15.

Mark Steyn — a Canadian — gets it:

First, Governor Palin is not merely, as Jay describes her, “all-American”, but hyper-American. What other country in the developed world produces beauty queens who hunt caribou and serve up a terrific moose stew? As an immigrant, I’m not saying I came to the United States purely to meet chicks like that, but it was certainly high on my list of priorities. And for the gun-totin’ Miss Wasilla then to go on to become Governor while having five kids makes it an even more uniquely American story. Next to her resume, a guy who’s done nothing but serve in the phony-baloney job of “community organizer” and write multiple autobiographies looks like just another creepily self-absorbed lifelong member of the full-time political class that infests every advanced democracy.

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Governor Palin has what the British Labour Party politician Denis Healy likes to call a “hinterland” - a life beyond politics. Whenever Senator Obama attempts anything non-political (such as bowling), he comes over like a visiting dignitary to a foreign country getting shanghaied into some impenetrable local folk ritual. Sarah Palin isn’t just on the right side of the issues intellectually. She won’t need the usual stage-managed “hunting” trip to reassure gun owners: she’s lived the Second Amendment all her life. Likewise, on abortion, we’re often told it’s easy to be against it in principle but what if you were a woman facing a difficult birth or a handicapped child? Been there, done that.

Her husband is a Democrat and a union member, and from everything we see, it works out well for them. He will be a cultural magnet. In season, he’s a commercial fisherman (he used to work in the oil fields until Palin’s fight with the oil companies, and he resigned due to conflict of interest). He’s a world champion snowmobile racer. Men all over the country are going to see him and admire him. He may not be on the ticket, but he will attract votes.

I’ve said it before. Liberals always ignore or discount the cultural factor until they lose the election, and then further demonstrate that they don’t get it by wondering “What’s wrong with Kansas?” Let’s not make the same mistake. Culture will have as much influence as issues in this election as it always has, and the McCain-Palin ticket stomps all over Obama and Biden. That authenticity is worth more than you might suspect.

Palin deflates the Democratic ticket.

As I said above, adding Palin makes the GOP the ticket of real change, and takes all the air out of Obama’s ethereal “change” platform. She underscores the lack of executive experience on the Obama-Biden ticket because she has more executive experience than both of them put together. She offers real hope to Americans across the country that they can work and succeed just like she has.

She is living, breathing proof that a woman can fight and win against corrupt, entrenched power, all while having four children (now five), and without going on the public dole, or whining about why she can’t get “free” childcare, or bringing ridiculous “sexual harassment” lawsuits, or without riding on her husband’s coattails to get where she is today.

Her story, which is getting out now, will be as inspiring as McCain’s. Forget the Hillary voter question. If Sarah Palin isn’t a strong woman, none exists. However they vote, she will be a heroine for women and girls across the country, and a source of pride for fathers and brothers.

And forget the “chickenhawk” argument. McCain was already immune both by his own service, and his son fighting in Iraq. Sarah Palin’s eldest son Track will deploy to Iraq in September.

She paints the Democrats into a corner.

Romney, the Democrats were ready for. The same is true of Huck, Rudy, anyone they saw coming. But they weren’t, and aren’t, ready for Palin, and really have no line of attack.

They can’t attack her on corruption, since fighting corruption has been her entire political career. They can’t attack her on experience without shooting themselves in the process. Worse, any line of attack risks alienating women voters — not so much because of identity politics, but because the Obama campaign can’t seem to confront female candidates without being insulting and condescending. Look at Hillary and her base of support.

They can’t use her lack of foreign policy experience, at least when it comes out (and it is) how thin and insubstantial Biden’s foreign policy experience is. They can’t attack her as a continuation of Bush, since she has no connection to the Bush White House, and has always been a thorn in the side of the party insiders.

And troopergate? They can’t go there, because, as Gertrude Stein said, “There’s no there there,” and more importantly, because if they do, they ally themselves with a nasty piece of work who has, among other things, tasered his own step-children, beat his wife, and threatened to kill her father.

The Democrats’ hands are tied, and they know it. Even the oblivious Obama campaign, after releasing an obnoxious statement, has backed off and apologized for it. There is absolutely nothing the Democrats can do but watch Palin’s star rise.

Palin is change beyond the ticket.

Because everybody is focused on the election, few have yet appreciated that the change goes much further than just the ticket. If the party nominates the ticket — which they must — they also put their imprimatur to a badly needed change in the party itself.

Sarah Palin has fought the old boys’ club continuously, and won. She is everything Washington insiders hate the most. She’s an uppity citizen, who rather than shutting up, runs for office and beats the party hacks. She’s not the only one; Bobby Jindal is another. But Sarah’s the one on the ticket.

No matter who wins in November, the RNC can’t unring the bell. Her spot on the ticket ushers in a new generation, one that isn’t as respectful of party leadership as the leadership thinks they should be. She is pulling the coalition together, and giving us more voice. She is the embodiment of and the instrument for the change the party needs most badly.

I suspect more than a few Beltway insiders hate her. I also suspect that you don’t hear much of that because they don’t dare. Palin is too much like the average American citizen and far too popular for the insiders to sneer. And the best part is that there’s nothing they can do about it.

 

Let’s not forget John McCain. He is the man who saw these things in her, and he is the man who asked her to be his VP candidate. He knew exactly what he was doing, and by doing so, he signaled to the insiders that he is as serious about turning the party upside down as she is. John McCain deserves a standing ovation for selecting Sarah Palin.

Unless something unforeseen happens, I believe they will be unstoppable. Sarah is the Deadliest Catch.

Cross posted at blogs4mccain

Somebody’s Not Paying Attention

From Second Hand Conjecture:

The explosion of enthusiasm for Palin on just about every conservative blog and media outlet has apparently gone unnoticed at the DailyKos, which is predicting that Sarah represents a divisive force, who will soon fracture and ultimately destroy the Republican party.

If it weren’t so oblivous, it would be funny.

The Rally

Make mental note: It is not a good idea to drive through Pittsburgh on a football game day.

I figured out how to get the pics on the computer, so here we go. Click the pic to get the big one.

First, it was hot, and the sun was brutal until about 5 o’clock. Hotter than we’ve grown accustomed to here, certainly, where it’s always at least breezy. But we got there well ahead of time.

It was poorly organized, in several different ways.

The first glitch we ran into was the tickets. There were a number of places around the state to pick up tickets, but none near us, so as instructed, I emailed the Pennsylvania campaign. I did get an almost immediate response, saying that there would be tickets for us there, and asking me how many I needed.

However, there were no tickets waiting for us. So we were shuttled to the “no ticket” line. As it happened, it didn’t make any difference whether you had a ticket or not, so while it was initially annoying, it wasn’t much of an issue.

The Russell Brigade were out in full force. Russell is trying to unseat Murtha, and we heard that he was raising more money than Murtha. They wore T-shirts with two boot soles that said, “Boots on the ground.”

There was a small group of Obama supporters there, or were before the line started moving. I don’t know what happened to them. By the time they started letting us in, there was no sign of them. They did not have giant puppet heads.

The only celebrity I met was Steve Ettien, a retired Marine who unsuccessfully ran against Jim Rigby in the next district.

The rally was at Consol Energy Park in Washington, the home stadium for the Washington Wild Things, a minor league baseball team. I’m not sure what they were thinking, but the layout was bizarre, and more than a little stupid. The stage was just in front of home base, facing the outfield, so all of us who were sitting in the bleachers were looking at everybody’s backs. They should have moved the stage out between the pitcher’s mound and second base, so people could have stood in front of the stage, and the speakers could have been facing everyone.

This was part of the problem with pictures. I had to sit there, waiting for somebody to turn around. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

I got up to get something to drink at the concession stand. While I was outside, I decided to see what was available at the stands, so I missed the intro for the first performer. She’s a local, and she did a pretty good job, even if she did sing that Helen Reddy song I never wanted to hear again (though I suppose it was appropriate).

Next up was John Rich (you have to tell people that Walk the Line is a Johnny Cash song?) He also did Raisin McCain. The youtube video has been viral over the last week.

Then, there were a couple of local elected officials. I didn’t know who they were, because Washington County is 160 miles from here.

Next up, Diana Irey. I was still trying to figure out how to get the damned camera to focus, so all I got were a few out of focus shots of her butt (see above).

They were passing out signs, of course. They also passed out Terrible Towels, with McCain-Palin printed on them. Like I said, it was hot. People were wearing them on their heads.

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Hey, look! It’s a tall black guy! Is that Obama?

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Fooled ya! It’s Lynn Swann. Good speaker, he passed the Towel on to Tom Ridge (not a very good picture, but hey).

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Oh, and for my commenter who whined about “diversity” yesterday, I snapped this.

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Everybody came out of their seats for both Swann and Ridge.

Then, while he was speaking, here it comes into the field.

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Sarah Palin working the crowd — and boy did they go nuts, too.

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She had to stop speaking several times because the crowd was drowning her out with SA-RAH! SA-RAH! She’s a Steelers fan, so I suspect she explained the Terrible Towels to McCain and family.

I did manage to get her turned around.

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After the rally, there was no traffic movement for a little over an hour. Some guy walked past my window and told me somebody had had a flat tire and that’s what was holding traffic up. However, as soon as it started, we got out pretty quickly.

Didn’t make great time there, or on the way back. You can’t, really. We took 22, because it’s about 45 miles closer than taking I-99 all the way down to Bedford and taking the Turnpike over. But 22 isn’t finished, so about half of it is two-lane, plus it was night.

Anyway, click on the pic below to see all of the rally pictures.

Bounce You Can Believe In

As of some time yesterday, the McCain campaign got seven million dollars in donations after announcing Sarah Palin as VP.

Jonathan Martin at Politico reports that volunteerism is exploding.

Color me unsurprised. Palin is a rock star. More on that later today.

Ugh.

Almost midnight when we got home — and I didn’t sleep well.

The crappy little Canon Powershot A60 I’ve had for years picked yeserday to die, so I got a new camera, with a 12X zoom. When I figure out how to get the pics off the camera, I’ll post them. No promises on the pics, though. If I’d had time to familiarize myself with all of the little buttons, because God knows, we can’t make a digital camera that works like an SLR, I would have set it on manual. At 12X, the autofocus refocuses every time there’s the slightest movement, and taking pictures was a real pain, especially with the stupid layout of the rally (yeah, I’ll give more details later).

Right now, I need more coffee. More blogging later.

Road To Victory Rally

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One Last Thing

No, I won’t be liveblogging. It’s in a baseball stadium. I will take the camera, though I’m not promising great shots (depends on how far we end up from the stage).

Those new loafers. I just put them on for the first time since I bought them, and I’m still moaning in comfort. These are them (though I paid a great deal less than the $100 list price).

Okay

Back tomorrow. Time to get ready to go.

Smacking Down Stupid

There are always going to be idiots, like this one:

Are you retarded?

Palin’s first veto was used to block legislation that would have barred the state from granting benefits to the partners of gay state employees. In effect, her veto granted State of Alaska benefits to same-sex couples. The veto occurred after Palin consulted with Alaska’s attorney general on the constitutionality of the legislation.

Anthony delivers the TKO:

So let me get a few things straight, this commenter has a problem with this women because she checked the Constitutionality of a law before she voted for something and then voted accordingly. Good Lord this woman is looking better and better to me! To think a politician being advised as to what the Constitution allows and than voting with the Constitution. Maybe if all politicians voted like this women we would not be in some of the trouble we are in.

Game, set, and match, sir.

Speaking Of

As of right now, there are 548 posts on the Palin pick thread of the Hillary Clinton forum — and nearly all are beyond just positive.

Whole Lotta Nothin

That’s what “troopergate” (which really shouldn’t be called that, since that was the Clinton scandal from Arkansas) is. See here.

Video: McCain and Palin visit the troops.

Eeee-Yow!

My email inbox just doubled — all kinds of Hillary supporters have joined the list after the Palin announcement.

If You Missed It

Here are the clips from yesterday in Dayton. This is the whole thing, so it’s 25 minutes.

A Bit Surprising

Except that there are other left-wing feminist bloggers who are cheering the Palin pick. Reclusive Leftist, who says,

UPDATE: Greetings, Instapundit readers. You probably won’t be here long, as this is a genuinely feminist, leftist blog. But while you’re here I shall do my uttermost to be polite, and I ask the same of you.

says,

The Palin pick is fricking genius, and since I’m a blogger and this is my blog I should probably take a minute here to blog about it.

Why is it a genius move? Because of two things:

  1. It will make it easier for center-right Hillary supporters to vote Republican in the fall, and
  2. (this is the genius part) It will complete the alienation of the rest of the Hillary supporters from the Obama camp. How? That’s easy — the Obamabots will do it themselves. Go read the Washington Post blog or anywhere online where the Palin pick is being discussed, and you’ll see the trademark Obama misogyny already out in full force. She’s been on the ticket for two seconds and already the Obamabots are saying she “looks like a porn star,” they’re making rude remarks about her childbearing, they’re ridiculing her intelligence.

Keep it up, possums. Keep it up. Just when some Hillary supporters were trying to forget what misogynist freaks you all are, now you’re going to remind us all over again.

Brilliant fucking move by McCain.

Your Homework Assignment

Just kidding. But other than pundits and blog readers, the US is just starting to discover who Sarah “Barracuda” Palin is. If you’re one, this is for you. If you know all about her, you’ll appreciate the links.

Note: These are just from yesterday. There are lots more already posted on the blogs I read since then, and the dextrosphere will continue to be all Sarah all the time for a while now.

Here they are, in no particular order (Firefox bookmarks capabilites are surprisingly — and annoyingly — limited):

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

I said I was going to post about Palin, and I will. We got back mid-afternoon, and before I started writing, I figured I’d see what others were saying.

If you haven’t noticed, with only a handful of exceptions, the dextrosphere is ecstatic. It’s all Sarah, all the time. And I just got done scanning sites.

Tomorrow, we’re going to drive 160 miles to the McCain-Palin rally. I will probably post something while I’m the only one up, early in the morning. After I get back? Don’t even think about it.

Sunday. I promise.

Now, it’s dinner time.

Okay

So now that we know it’s McCain-Palin, I have to go to get something for tomorrow. I will be back, and I will have more to say about the Palin pick.

PALIN!

Fox News just said it was Palin.

We’ll Find Out At 11:00 AM

But NBC insists that according to their sources (whoever they may be), Mitt is out. This is more than a little interesting, though:

INTERESTING DEVELOPMENTS: Did this Gulfstream private jet, going from Anchorage, AK to Hook Field Municipal Airport, near Dayton, OH (scene of tomorrow’s Republican VP announcement) carry Governor Palin? Track the flight via Flight Aware.

Well, we’ll find out in an hour.

Didn’t Have The Stomach For It

But Dan sums up Obama’s speech here:

“It’s not about me talking about me. It’s about you talking about me talking about you.”

“I support the right of unborn rural Ohio proto-humans to wield handguns when they visit gay hospitals.”

“I staunchly opposed the Iraq War from the start, in the Illinois Senate.”

“After 8 years of Bush and McCain, it’s time for 10 years of me throughout the 57 states.”

“I’m not going to question John McCain’s patriotism, so he shouldn’t question my . . . anything. But if he were a real man, he’d invade Pakistan and hunt bin Laden down in a cave armed only with a Bowie knife, just as I will, if elected.”

Follow his link to Instapundit, who links to several other opinions — none of which is as entertaining as Dan’s.

Oh. It put the other Dan, as in Riehl, to sleep.

Classy

To be aired after Obama’s speech.

Very well played, Senator.

And speaking of, isn’t it a bit odd, after all the “texting” and “web 2.0-ing” Obama supposedly does and how the nutroots jeered at McCain for being computer illiterate that the McCain campaign has turned into the King of Youtube over the last couple of weeks? What, at least an ad a day, and some days, two or three.

Ah, wait. The Blogfather has also noticed.

Hmm UPDATED

We heard the other day (according to those “anonymous GOP sources,” so take it for what it’s worth) that Mitt was out of the running. So Pawlenty’s out now? There has been buzz today (for the first time in a couple of months) about Kay Bailey Hutchinson, but nothing I saw was based on anything but speculation.

So I guess we’ll have to wait. Whoever it is, we’ll see him or her alongside McCain on Saturday.

UPDATE: Rich Lowry says Kay told him it’s not her, and she thinks it’s Mitt. I’m getting dizzy.

Huh?

I just approved a comment, and it disappeared.

I don’t usually approve comments from slobbering nutjobs, but since I have the comment in an email message, here it is. Enjoy the unmedicated wonder that is liberalism!

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Comment:
You fascist Republicans make the rest of your party look bad. I see you are going to hound this man as an Anti-Christ in church and in every opportunity you can by using his race as a launching pad to paint him as a foreigner, a worshipper of foreign religions even a terrorist (New Yorker). You are doing him almost but not quite as bad as Hitler portrayed the Jews. Even though you can’t compare to Hitler, you would still make him proud….I hope that his logo is trademarked so you can get a trademark violation or something. If you guys can out a CIA agent, you will probably have your minions hunt me and my family down too.

Anti-Christ? Why, he’s He’s a Great Prophet! He will save us! He will give unto us the great pitcher of Grape Kool-Aid and unlowly though we be, we shall drink from it and be washed clean of sin!

That money shall be stolen from those who work for it, and given to those who do not, we pray to the One.

Barack, have mercy.

That we may kiss the nether regions of tyrants and dictators, as was done in the Presidency of Jimmy Carter, we pray to the One.

Barack, have mercy.

That domestic terrorists and the elites who love them shall rule over us and take power away from the unwashed masses, we pray to the One.

Barack, have mercy.

Why Didn’t I Know About This?

The GOP Toolbar. Install it in your browser, and every time you use Yahoo’s search engine, you contribute. Download it here.

See? I’m Not The Only One

The esteemed Jules Crittenden — who is from Massachusetts, by the way — also thinks Mitt would be a poor VP choice.

Giant Puppet Heads From Denver!

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Zombie has some great photos of the Giant Puppet Parade in Denver.

Probably The Best One Yet

Obama’s Greatest Hits!

Eyeblast:

  1. Farewell To Arms — Obama’s plan to dismantle U.S. defenses
  2. Loveable Rogues – An open invitation for talks with global thugs
  3. Bomb Iran — Maybe, depending on what day you ask
  4. Baby Be Gone — No one wants to be “punished” with babies
  5. Workin’ 9 to 5 — Tough questions are “above my pay grade”
  6. The Gospel Of Barack — The gay marriage Sermon on the Mount
  7. Take The Race Bait — Typical dollar bills … and white people
  8. Bitter — The guns ‘n Bibles crowd
  9. Jeremiah Was An Albatross — Tossed under the bus with Grandma
  10. A Gaffe A Minute — Fallen heroes in the 57 states of America

Stud Muffin Of Charisma!

Dave Barry reports from the convention:

8:04 — The convention floor erupts as the big TV screen shows … OHMIGOD … JOE BIDEN! He’s HERE! The transformation of Joe Biden is one of the best story lines at this convention. A week ago, people would sprint from the room when Joe entered for fear he would start a sentence that might not end until Halloween. Now, suddenly, he is a towering stud muffin of charisma. His every move is big news. On Tuesday, the Rocky Mountain News ran a story headlined “Would-be veep eats at Boney’s.” It stated that Joe went to a Denver restaurant called Boney’s Barbecue, which had been alerted in advance by the Secret Service (I am not making this up) to have smoked turkey legs ready. However, when Joe got there, he went with the pulled-pork sandwich. He’s for Change!

The Jokes Write Themselves

There’s this idiot in the NYT:

In the way Mr. Obama has trained himself for competition, he can sometimes seem as much athlete as politician. Even before he entered public life, he began honing not only his political skills, but also his mental and emotional ones. He developed a self-discipline so complete, friends and aides say, that he has established dominion over not only what he does but also how he feels. He does not easily exult, despair or anger: to do so would be an indulgence, a distraction from his goals. Instead, they say, he separates himself from the moment and assesses.

“He doesn’t inhale,” said David Axelrod, his chief strategist.

But with Barack Hussein Obama officially becoming the Democratic presidential nominee on Wednesday night, some of the same qualities that have brought him just one election away from the White House — his virtuosity, his seriousness, his ability to inspire, his seeming immunity from the strains that afflict others — may be among his biggest obstacles to getting there.

There is little about him that feels spontaneous or unpolished, and even after two books, thousands of campaign events and countless hours on television, many Americans say they do not feel they know him. The accusations of elusiveness puzzle those closest to the candidate. Far more than most politicians, they say, he is the same in public as he is in private.

The mystery and the consistency may share the same root

You can hear the panting and drooling while you read it — and it just gets worse.

But that’s not nearly as ludicrous as this Obama “May I please worship you?” drivel from TNR:

These objections miss the mark. Obama has not betrayed anyone. The real problem lies in the assumption, still widespread on both the left and the right, that Obama is a doctrinaire liberal whose positions can be deduced simply by asking what the left thinks.

Of course Obama is a progressive. From health care to assistance for low-income families to education to environmental protection, he emphasizes that Americans have duties to one another, and that government should be taking active steps to provide equal opportunity and to help those who need help. But, by nature, he is also an independent thinker, and he listens to all sides. One of his most distinctive features is that he is a minimalist, not in the sense that he always favors small steps (he doesn’t), but because he prefers solutions that can be accepted by people with a wide variety of theoretical inclinations.

When he offers visionary approaches, he does so as a visionary minimalist–that is, as someone who attempts to accommodate, rather than to repudiate, the defining beliefs of most Americans.

A visionary minimalist!

When are these ObamaMorons going to publish a breviary?

And all this nonsense doesn’t seem to be working.

Great Title

Better Than The Onion

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They just make it so easy.

When Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., moves the Democratic National Convention from the Pepsi Center to Invesco Field in Denver on Thursday, the freshman senator is planning to speak from a columned stage resembling an ancient Greek temple.

“Is this from the Onion?” quipped a McCain adviser.

The reference to the satirical newspaper came after Reuters reported that Obama is planning an elaborate rock concert setup complete with post-speech fireworks.

The national anthem will even have a touch of celebrity: Jennifer Hudson, the Oscar-winning actress and former “American Idol” castoff, will perform the honors at the onset of the evening.

Starting with a July ad which included footage of Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, the McCain campaign has been airing a series of television ads which paint Obama as a celebrity lacking in substance.

The celebrity-like trappings of Obama’s Thursday’s speech may have given the Republicans new ammo.

Just when you think they can’t get more ridiculous, they do. Somebody might start, you know, poking fun at all this Obama worship, and wouldn’t that be awful?

(Pic shamelessly snitched from Hot Air.)

Really?

Things you learn.

Many of these names don’t surprise me. Angie Harmon. Robert Duvall. Gerald McRaney. Stephen Baldwin. Wilford Brimley. Gary Sinise. James Caan. Pat Boone. David Zucker. Robert Davi. Lou Ferrigno. Patricia Heaton.

But Dean Cain? Kevin Sorbo? Lorenzo Lamas? Jerry Bruckheimer? Who knew?

Then there’s this:

Duvall, who just finished doing the voiceovers for the McCain videos that will be show next week at the Republican National Convention, points to McCain’s national security experience.

What happened to Powers Boothe?

Success!

Those of you who don’t live in college towns should realize something. The median age is significantly lower (lower than you’ll see in census stats, because they don’t take into account the students). What this means is that the target market is college students, and it’s not easy to find adult clothes.

So I went to the Mall, and everything fell into two categories: Dress clothes and hipster clothes.

When we’re talking shoes, I’m in even more trouble. I have pretty conservative tastes in shoes. I hate square toes, basket weave shoes, fancy shoes, and most of all, I hate ugly shoes. Wingtips used to be too fussy for my tastes, though I’ve softened up on them.

I have a few pairs of dress shoes, only one of which I wear (the comfortable ones), the loafers, walking shoes (AKA tennis shoes), a few ultra cheap pairs of shoes that I really should throw away, and a few pairs of boots I used to wear on the farm, but which are pretty useless now. I have a pair of black Bass penny loafers, but only one has turned up since we moved, so forget those.

Anyway, all of the shoes were square toed, basket weave, fancy, or ugly. Well, except for some dress shoes, but I lucked out a couple of years ago and found a nice pair of cap toes that are actually comfortable. Comfortable dress shoes are rare, indeed.

And are the young people not wearing cuffs these days? Only one store in the Mall carried Dockers with cuffs.

So I had given up, and was headed to Barnes and Noble to look around, when I saw Burlington Shoes just past Bed, Bath, and Beyond. I’ve heard of Burlington Coats, but never Burlington Shoes. Still, I thought I’d check them out.

I despaired when I walked in. They had about four pairs of black loafers (I don’t wear brown shoes). One was a pair of tassel wingtips from Florsheim. They didn’t look comfortable, and Dolly likes tassels (chew, chew), so I nixed that idea. I did find a pair of some off brand loafers that fit, were reasonably comfortable, and inexpensive, and I was going to buy those, when I glanced back at the Florsheims and happened to see a box with my size on it. So I thought I’d at least try them on.

I took the box down and opened it, and they were Florsheims, but not the tassel wingtips. These are soft, squishy glove leather loafers like the Nunn-Bush world’s most comfortable loafers I’m retiring. They fit, really well, and forget the others — these are really comfy shoes.

So I lucked out — and these are the first pair of comfortable Florsheims I’ve ever had on my feet.

Not Hopeful

I have owned the world’s most comfortable pair of loafers for five years now. I got them at Kohl’s, but they haven’t finished the one here yet. There aren’t a lot of places to buy shoes here. There’s Macy’s at the Mall, Jos A Bank, Penney’s, and a couple of other places. Anyway, these shoes are so comfortable that when Dolly chewed the kiltie off one, I cut the kiltie off the other so I could keep on wearing them.

Well, they’re falling apart. So off I go to the Mall, to see if I can find a good pair of loafers. I suspect I’ll come back empty handed.

Tiny?

Mmmmmmm . . .

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Can you smell the popcorn?

And:

DENVER, Aug. 26 — Hillary Rodham Clinton’s most loyal delegates came to the Pepsi Center on Tuesday night looking for direction. They listened, rapt, to a 20-minute speech that many proclaimed the best she had ever delivered, hoping her words could somehow unwind a year of tension in the Democratic Party. But when Clinton stepped off the stage and the standing ovation faded into silence, many of her supporters were left with a sobering realization: Even a tremendous speech couldn’t erase their frustrations.

Despite Clinton’s plea for Democrats to unite, her delegates remained divided as to how they should proceed.

Uh, Ugh. Maybe.

McCain is going to be in Washington (Pennsylvania) Saturday. So I emailed to reserve a ticket. Washington is almost all the way to the West Virginia border, 30 miles south of Pittsburgh, about 180 miles southwest of here. It’s easy to get there. I-99 south to the Turnpike, take the turnpike, exit at Washington.

But I’m now having second thoughts. It’s not that I don’t want to go. It’s that I hate to drive.

The VP candidate, whoever that may be, should be there. So I guess I’ll spend the next few days talking myself into it.

The Myth, Again

You know, If I were Obama and were intending to destroy the economy a la Jimmy Carter, I wouldn’t run ads about McCain’s economic competence. Then, there’s been a whole lotta stupid sandwich with stupid sauce coming from that campaign.