911 idiocy abounds this week. First, from Canuckistan Chronicles, we have this mental giant from Florida:
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. (AP) - Jacksonville police say Reginald Peterson needs to learn that 911 is not the appropriate place to complain that Subway left the sauce off a spicy Italian sandwich.
Police said the 42-year-old man dialed 911 twice last week so he could have his sub made correctly. The second call was to complain that officers weren’t arriving fast enough.
Then from Wyatt, we have this idiot:
TAMPA - When Carlos Jose Gutierrez lost money in a slot machine at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino early this morning, deputies say he didn’t just walk away.
He called 911. To report that a slot machine stole his money.
According to an affidavit: Shortly after midnight, Gutierrez was told by dispatchers that the slot machine did not steal his money and that it was a crime to call 911 to report that it did.
After acknowledging that his call to 911 was wrong, Gutierrez left the casino and walked across the street.
Then he called 911 again to report that a slot machine stole his money.
Note that they’re both from Florida. Not surprising. That’s where they were too stupid to know how to punch a ballot next to a name in 2000.
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Government is Mommy.
When we were small, we told Mommy when kids didn’t play fair.
Now that we’re big, we tell government.
And what the kid’s ‘rents needed to say was “Work it out, before I really give you something to cry about.” Which is pretty much what the cops did.
Being from, and living in, Florida, I would like to point out that many of the problems that we have with fecktards who are too stupid to vote arise because half of the population migrated down here from liberal northern states…such as Pennsylvania and New Yawk. Those yankee bastards sure have no problems voting for Dimocrats every election.