Archive for 4th September 2008

Yeah, I’m Back

Though I’m signing off here in a minute to make dinner.

Working the phones. Well, I got forty calls in, but no more. When I got there, the door was open, but nobody was at the desk. I walked in, said, “Hello?” several times, until this young woman came out of the back.

She was a volunteer (a PSU student), she had been there an hour, and she hadn’t seen the person who was supposed to be at the desk. There was a note taped on it that said, “Back in 15 minutes.” I never did see the person. Maybe he was abducted by space aliens.

The student had to go to class about thirty minutes after I got there, so I was alone. I did get one very entertaining woman on the phone, but I digress.

People kept coming in for bumperstickers, buttons, etc., and since I was the only one there, I had to keep getting up. All of them wanted to talk — particularly about Palin last night — and most commented on how hard the office was to find (it is).

So I left. The door locks when you close it. I’m going back in Tuesday. I hope there’s somebody actually staffing the office.

Heh.

If you don’t know, El Rushbo is no McCain fan, so you’ll understand the significance. Sound file at the link.

Just how awesome is the Palin pick? Rush Limbaugh is now calling John McCain “John McBrilliant”.

Did I not say it? Underneath that dignified, beautiful, ladylike exterior we have our very own Maggie Thatcher.

Before I Go

Mark Steyn:

I would like to thank the US media for doing such a grand job this last week of lowering expectations by portraying Governor Palin - whoops, I mean Hick-Burg Mayor Palin - as a hillbilly know-nothing permapregnant ditz, half of whose 27 kids are the spawn of a stump-toothed uncle who hasn’t worked since he was an extra in Deliverance.

How’s that narrative holding up, geniuses? Almost as good as your “devoted husband John Edwards” routine?

McQ is on a Palin roll. Just scroll.

New York Observer: Look Out Mitt and Mike: Palin Can Do This

Both of them delivered technically sound performances. Romney, completing his opportunistic conversion from Massachusetts moderate to Reagan conservative, resorted to a heavy dose of old-fashioned, Arthur Finkelstein-inspired liberal-baiting, while Huckabee used a little more humor.

But all of that was forgotten moments after Palin, who received a standing ovation that lasted for more than three minutes before even opening her mouth. To the delegates in the hall, she had become a living, breathing and besieged symbol of the national media’s (and the Democratic Party’s) mockery of and condescension toward them. This sort of kinship with the audience is an enviable way for any speaker to begin any speech, and Palin never squandered it.

She hit the right policy points - particularly on energy policy, where she brought the crowd to its feet with her embrace of aggressive domestic oil drilling and derision of the Democrats’ skepticism - but what really resonated with the conservative audience was her poise, her confidence, her determination and her humor.

“You know,” she ad-libbed (or at least seemed to) upon spotting a sign in the hall from a fellow hockey mother, “they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull - lipstick.”

A deafening roar ensued, as it did over and over throughout her speech. She flubbed no lines, stumbled over no words, and delivered every sentence with the ease and command of a natural politician.

[ . . . ]

But even if the G.O.P. ticket loses, we probably witnessed on Wednesday night the birth of a new future Republican White House contender, a rival for Romney and Huckabee as ‘12 approaches. Her acceptance speech marked the opening for Palin of a two-month window that ambitious politicians dream about - an opportunity to show her party’s base what she looks like on the national stage, going toe-to-toe with the other party (and the media), and to leave them drooling for more.

She provided strong evidence on Wednesday night that she’s up to the challenge - that she’ll more than hold her own in her October debate with Joe Biden (the next highest-profile moment for her) and on the stump between now and November. If she does that, then win or lose, she will finish this campaign as an obvious White House prospect with a large and loyal following on the right.

Ed:

In the moments after the speech, I told our on-air listeners that this was the kind of speech Zell Miller could have delivered. Palin didn’t deliver it in a shrill manner or sound like she had a chip on her shoulder, though. She sounded like she relished the opportunity to engage. Palin has no intention of allowing herself to get steamrolled by Barack “Sweetie” Obama, Democrats in general, or a mainstream media that suddenly found itself becoming the echo chamber for anonymous Kos diarists.

She didn’t just play the role of attack dog, although her description of hockey moms as pit bulls with lipstick played very well with the crowd. Palin delivered a stirring defense of small-town values and middle America, and told Americans that she’s one of them — just a mother who started off wanting a better education for her kids, then wanted to improve her community, and just kept succeeding all the way up the ladder.

And Ed includes the line I forgot:

In politics, there are some candidates who use change to promote their careers.

And then there are those, like John McCain, who use their careers to promote change.

They’re the ones whose names appear on laws and landmark reforms, not just on buttons and banners, or on self-designed presidential seals.

From the other side of the pond

A WEEK ago nobody had ever heard of her.

Today she is the most talked-about woman in the world. And with good reason.

Sarah Palin’s sensational performance at the Republican Party Convention may turn out to be the tipping point of this rollercoaster American election.

Obama fans hoping she would fluff her big night were in for a nasty shock.

This speech has turned the election upside down. It was simply stunning.

Democrats and their Lefty media backers had been sneering that she was a small town nobody, a hick from the Alaskan sticks put into a job way beyond an inexperienced woman.

Believe me, you will not be hearing that again.

Rasmussen (before the speech, obviously):

Over half of U.S. voters (51%) think reporters are trying to hurt Sarah Palin with their news coverage, and 24% say those stories make them more likely to vote for Republican presidential candidate John McCain in November

Clinton operatives — including Deborah Tannen — have had enough and are sick of the anti-Palin sexism. Ed comments.

One last thing. You know, if I were Obama and his groupies, after that woman rocked the house and showed that she is, indeed, tough as nails, I wouldn’t respond by whining — then, I wouldn’t try to tar McCain with corruption or ties to lobbyists, or try to label Palin as inexperienced. But I’m not a Disciple of the Church of the One, so what do I know?

Okay. Off to McCain headquarters.

Okay, This Is Funny

UNIVERSAL GRADE CHANGE FORM

____________________University

To: Professor____________________ From:___________________________

I think my grade in your course,___________________, should be

changed from ______ to _______ for the following reasons:

______1.    The persons who copied my paper got a higher grade than I did.

______2.    The person whose paper I copied got a higher grade than I did.

______3.    This course will lower my Grade Point Average and I won't get

           into:

           ______Law School

           ______Medical School          ______Graduate School

           ______Dental School           ______My Fraternity/Sorority

           ______The Mickey Mouse Club   ______Tri County Tech

______4.    I have to get an A in this course to balance the F in

           _______________.

______5.    I'll lose my scholarship.

______6.    I'm on a varsity sports team and my tutor couldn't find a copy

           of your exam.

______7.    I didn't come to class and the person whose notes I used

           did not cover the material asked for on the exam.

______8.    I studied the basic principles and the exam wanted every

           little fact.

______9.    I learned all the facts and definitions but your exams

           asked about general principles.

_____10.    You are prejudiced against:

           ______Males         ______Jews          ______Blacks

           ______Females       ______Catholics     ______Whites

           ______Protestants   ______Moslems       ______Minorities

           ______Chicanos      ______People        ______Students

_____11.    If I flunk out of school my father will

           disinherit me or at least cut my allowance.

_____12.    I was unable to do well in this course because of the following

           illness:

           ______mono                  ______broken baby finger

           ______acute alcoholism      ______pregnancy

           ______VD                    ______fatherhood

_____13.    You told us to be creative but you didn't tell us exactly

           how you wanted that done.

_____14.    I was creative and you said I was just shooting the bull.

_____15.    I don't have a reason; I just want a higher grade.

_____16.    The lectures were:

           ______too detailed to pick out important points.

           ______not explained in sufficient detail.

           ______too boring.

           ______all jokes and not enough material.

           ______all of the above.

_____17.    This course was:

           ______too early, I was not awake.

           ______at lunchtime, I was hungry.

           ______too late, I was tired.

_____18.    My (dog, cat, gerbil) (ate, wet on, threw up on) my

           (book, notes, paper) for this course.

_____19.    Other___________________________________________________

Wow. Just Wow.

It’s 2004 all over again. The election is the whiny children vs. the adults. Last night’s speeches made that clear. But more than 2004, this election is about the weak candidate vs. the strong candidates. If you didn’t see Palin last night, you don’t know what strong is.

But I’m getting ahead of myself — and because this is long, the rest is below the fold.

Today

I’m just this minute watching the speeches from last night. I’ll post impressions as soon as they’re over.

Oh. I thought all the talking heads were annoying (shut up, Hannity, we don’t want to hear you), but I’ve seen quite a few reports that on the networks and PBS, journalists were talking over the speeches.

Kill them.

You’ll recall that I actually got a call from the county GOP. I’ll be volunteering at the McCain office this afternoon. No blogging. Some things are more important — like electing John McCain and Sarah Palin.

By the way, Rudy can work a crowd, and they love him. He’s not done speaking yet, and he’s had them out of their chairs cheering at least ten times.