Right Wing Nation

UNIVERSAL GRADE CHANGE FORM

____________________University

To: Professor____________________ From:___________________________

I think my grade in your course,___________________, should be

changed from ______ to _______ for the following reasons:

______1.    The persons who copied my paper got a higher grade than I did.

______2.    The person whose paper I copied got a higher grade than I did.

______3.    This course will lower my Grade Point Average and I won't get

           into:

           ______Law School

           ______Medical School          ______Graduate School

           ______Dental School           ______My Fraternity/Sorority

           ______The Mickey Mouse Club   ______Tri County Tech

______4.    I have to get an A in this course to balance the F in

           _______________.

______5.    I'll lose my scholarship.

______6.    I'm on a varsity sports team and my tutor couldn't find a copy

           of your exam.

______7.    I didn't come to class and the person whose notes I used

           did not cover the material asked for on the exam.

______8.    I studied the basic principles and the exam wanted every

           little fact.

______9.    I learned all the facts and definitions but your exams

           asked about general principles.

_____10.    You are prejudiced against:

           ______Males         ______Jews          ______Blacks

           ______Females       ______Catholics     ______Whites

           ______Protestants   ______Moslems       ______Minorities

           ______Chicanos      ______People        ______Students

_____11.    If I flunk out of school my father will

           disinherit me or at least cut my allowance.

_____12.    I was unable to do well in this course because of the following

           illness:

           ______mono                  ______broken baby finger

           ______acute alcoholism      ______pregnancy

           ______VD                    ______fatherhood

_____13.    You told us to be creative but you didn't tell us exactly

           how you wanted that done.

_____14.    I was creative and you said I was just shooting the bull.

_____15.    I don't have a reason; I just want a higher grade.

_____16.    The lectures were:

           ______too detailed to pick out important points.

           ______not explained in sufficient detail.

           ______too boring.

           ______all jokes and not enough material.

           ______all of the above.

_____17.    This course was:

           ______too early, I was not awake.

           ______at lunchtime, I was hungry.

           ______too late, I was tired.

_____18.    My (dog, cat, gerbil) (ate, wet on, threw up on) my

           (book, notes, paper) for this course.

_____19.    Other___________________________________________________