Archive for 4th October 2008

So Good, And So Good For You!

(The booby prize goes to anyone who can tell me what movie the title comes from.)

Contains four of the basic food groups: Cream, butter, corn, and pork! Seriously, this is a great way to cook overly lean pork chops and keep them moist.

Corn with cream

4 ears corn
4 T. butter
1/2 c. heavy cream

Cut the corn from the ears, scraping the cob with the back of the knife over the bowl. Melt the butter over medium heat, then add the corn. Add the cream, lower the heat, and simmer for 15 minutes.

Note that it’s four of everything. If you want to cook more or less corn, it’s one T. butter and one ounce heavy cream per ear of corn.

Pork chops braised in cream

2 thick-cut pork chops
1/4 c. flour
salt and pepper
1 T. butter
3/4 c. heavy cream

Season the flour with salt and pepper, and coat the chops on both sides (you just want enough to protect them from the direct heat, not create a crust). Melt the butter and turn heat up high. Brown the chops, about five minutes per side. Add the cream, and turn the chops over a few times. Lower heat to a very low simmer, and cook about 15 minutes, until chops are done. Remove to a plate, then turn the heat high, and reduce the cream until thick. Pour over chops.

Butter

I feel vindicated. I’ve been poo-pooing the “health” freaks for years about those dreaded animal fats. Suddenly, with the “trans-fat” hysteria, animal fats are fashionable again. Even lard is making a comeback.

But I’m not going to talk about lard today. I’m going to talk about butter.

If you’ve ever tried cooking with butter, you’ve noticed that it burns at inconveniently low temperatures. But it isn’t the butter that burns; it’s the milk solids in the butter. Restaurants buy very high quality butter in bulk (the lower the milk solid content, the higher the quality), so butter you can cook with, without fear of burning, is hard to find, and very expensive when you find it. Butter actually has a very high smoking point, as high as lard, and almost as high as vegetable oil.

If you want that beautiful golden color, only butter will do it for you. Not oil, not lard (certainly not lard), not (shudder) shortening, nothing will give you that deep golden brown except butter.

The solution is clarified butter (AKA drawn butter, or in India, ghee). Directions for clarifying butter, at least all the directions I’ve seen, are almost uselessly vague, so here, in detail (most of which I’ve learned through trial and error) is how to clarify your own butter.

I do it two pounds at a time. You can clarify more or less. Note that clarified butter is very hard and brittle, very different from butter you buy. Milk solids spoil more quickly than the butter, so once clarified, butter should keep a good month or so in the refrigerator.

The smaller the circumference of the pan, the easier it is to do, so use a small sauce pan. If your butter is solid (that is, not in sticks), cut each pound lenghwise in half. Put the butter in the pan, and turn the flame on, very low. Simmer low.

When the butter is all melted, turn off the heat. Let it sit a good thirty minutes. This lets the milk solids settle out to the bottom of the pan.

Line a strainer with a double thickness of cheesecloth, run under cold water and thoroughly wrung out. With a slotted spoon, and without tipping the pan, remove the crust floating on the top. Now, very slowly pour the butter through the strainer, holding the pan steady throughout so you don’t mix the solids back up with the butter. You’ll see the whitish milk solids. Pour off as much as you can without the solids.

Refrigerate.

You can buy ghee — clarified butter — but it’s ridiculously expensive. Make your own.

Speaking of, back in the 18th century, Americans, like Brits, used suet extensively. In the 19th century for a lot of reasons, one of which was the large immigration of central and eastern Europeans, pork became America’s most consumed meat, and by the middle of the 19th century, suet had all but disappeared from recipes.

It’s a pity, because suet adds a woderful, deep, beefy flavor. You can buy suet (tallow, actually) in nearly any supermarket, but you have to render it. Here’s how.

Dice the suet and put it in a large pan. Turn the oven to 275, and put the pan in the oven. Check it every thirty minutes, pressing the still solid pieces of fat down into the melted fat. Some of these will become cracklings, and won’t melt. When you get to the point that you have nothing but rendered suet and cracklings, take it out of the oven, then strain into a container and refrigerate (like clarified butter, suet is very hard and brittle). Great stuff.

You would render lard the same way. Unlike the flavorless lard you buy in the store, home-rendered lard, like suet, is deeply flavorful.

Salted or unsalted butter?

Butter is salted to preserve it, not flavor it. This is why unsalted butter, which has a shorter shelf life, is more expensive. Once you adjust to unsalted butter on the table, and you do have to adjust, there’s no going back. Having said that, I buy salted and unsalted butter. I clarify salted butter, and use unsalted on the table (and in baking).

Buying exclusively unsalted is, in my opinion, silly, and a waste of money. Yes, usalted is going to be fresher, but I have yet to buy butter that had turned. I don’t see the point — other than chi-chi points — in buying only unsalted.

Pitbull Off The Leash!

Sing it, sister!

ABC News’ Teddy Davis, Rigel Anderson, and Arnab Datta Report: Speaking to Fox News on Friday, Sarah Palin indicated for the first time that she does not consider Barack Obama qualified to be commander in chief and sharply criticized him for saying last year that U.S. troops in Afghanistan are “just air raiding villages and killing civilians.”

Calling Obama “reckless,” Palin said that where she comes from Obama’s remarks “disqualify someone from consideration for the next commander-in-chief.”

“Some of his comments that he’s made about the war, that I think, in my world disqualify someone from consideration for the next commander-in-chief,” said Palin. “Some of the comments he’s made about Afghanistan, what we are doing there, ‘just air raiding villages and killing civilians.’ That’s reckless.”

She’s baaaaaaack!

Errands

Here in a while. I think the Purdue game is in Lafayette, but an early start is always a good thing, even if you don’t have tens of thousands of additional cars to avoid.

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