Right Wing Nation

“To the right of Atilla the Hun.” Har!

If you saw the story that supposedly Jordan Chandler, in an illiterate message, claimed that “Mikey” never molested him, it’s a hoax. Expect lots of this whitewashing in the next month or so.

That superior medical system in Canada sends another patient to the US for treatment.

with Billy Mays. Some of it may surprise you.

Young, “disadvantaged” POS attacks old “amazing, multifaceted” Commie “activist” POS to steal his bicycle. Other “activist” sh*tbags reportedly, “Shocked, I tell you, shocked!”
Hat tip: Jeffrey.

Billy Mays passed away. There’s somebody worth eulogizing.
Hi! Billy Mays here!

From the Blogfather re: Perez Hilton.
If you’re a gay guy in the news because someone punched you, and the most prominent gay rights organization has asked you to apologize, and a charity who works to end violence against gay people won’t take money from you, I think it’s safe to say you’re a piece of […]

Kate says it all about Michael Jackson.
A “tragic childhood” is a 4 year old in Bangladesh with retinoblastoma. A “tragic life” is a Russian teenager sold into the sex trade.
Michael Jackson did not have a tragic childhood, nor did he have a tragic life.
He had the life he chose.
To excuse his behavior as though it […]

H/T to Ace and Allah for this.
Hundreds of New York City public school teachers accused of offenses ranging from insubordination to sexual misconduct are being paid their full salaries to sit around all day playing Scrabble, surfing the Internet or just staring at the wall, if that’s what they want to do.
Because their union contract […]

I was just thinking the NFL and NHL needed to get together and offer something like this.

Order yours here.

And it’s a nature documentary. Dolphins: The Dark Side is great stuff, and these people on the documentary seem to be genuinely distressed.
Rape, murder, you name it, they do it.

Get yours while they’re on the shelves!

Daniel Hannan: Brussels ayatollahs confirm “Yes” votes in referendums.

I didn’t get the reference in this comment.
You guys seem to be able to handle a sports milestone better than my city. (Los Angeles..I don’t know if I’m more embarrassed or PO’d)
I guess I was behind on the news. Pittsburgh wins the Super Bowl, then the Stanley Cup, and throws a big party. The Lakers […]

Mad Max’s first goal!

His second!

And the final seven seconds of the last period, Fleury the Superstar!

And unless you’re in the area, you’ve never seen this as it turns out prophetic commercial.

I would have said, “Get over yourselves.” Steven Crowder is a bit more detailed.
And could it be true? Is the idiot K-Lo actually leaving NRO? So far, only the batshit-crazy gawker is reporting it, so it may be crap. Stay tuned.

That’s how many screaming Penguins fans lined the Pittsburgh streets yesterday for the parade. It’s also 25,000 more than lined the same streets for the Steelers Super Bowl win.
Throw a victory party for 375,000 fans on three days’ notice?
Yeah, the City of Champions can handle that.
Penguins fans lined up 20 deep Monday along Grant Street […]

First, there was that bailout. Then after taking the bailout money and becoming Yugo, they declared bankruptcy. And now, the official list of plant closings? So where did those billions of dollars go?
Democrats. Experts at stealing, then burning other peoples’ money.

Don:
Having run the city of Cleveland into financial default as its mayor, Democratic Congressman Dennis Kucinich now lectures Ken Lewis of Bank of America on how to run a bank. The government forced the bank to take over Merrill Lynch. Kucinich blames Lewis.
That’s what happens when idiots get elected, Don.

from a Canuck, no less (and no doubt this will be just a blip in a run of Stanley Cup content).
The cognitive behavior of Western intellectuals faced with the accomplishments of their own society, on the one hand, and with the socialist ideal and then the socialist reality, on the other, takes one’s breath away. […]

And the photo I was unable to find earlier.

From Taking One for the Team.

Six seconds to go, and a stop your heart save.

First, the Super Bowl in January.

Last night, the Stanley Cup!

Mad Max Talbot for the two goals, and Fleury for shutting Detroit out, especially that last minute save. Max with the Cup.

The handshake line.

Gives a whole new meaning to this.

Pass the Cup
The Impossible Penguins
Story of a Champion
And of course, a link to the crazy guys at […]

Wyatt:
You really have to hand it to the men and women of the Philadelphia City Council. The city is $2 million in the red, crime is completely out of control, and the mayor closed seven fire stations. But what is city council spending their precious time on?
They want to enact a ban on plastic shopping […]

First, Obama goes to Germany and apologizes for “allied war crimes” because sticking his tongue up the nearest anus is what he does best, then some nutjob shoots up the Holocaust Museum. Then, his mentor, “Rev.” Wright (remember him?) complains that “them Jews” won’t let him in to see Obama.
Conkidink?
I think not.

Seven out of three?

Rock on! The Pens played a hellacious game last night, so it’s going to game seven! I think Detroit knows if they want the Stanley Cup, Pittsburgh is going to make them work for it.
Go Pens!

Math wars heat up here.

The stupidest President in American history, part 15. But he did have his tongue way, way, way up there, and that was the point.

You may recall (if you’ve been around that long) that the day after moving here, I went to Midas to get the oil changed and found out about state-mandated annual inspections. You may also recall that I wondered what kind of commie state I’d moved to (annual inspections, my ass).
So I got stopped the other […]

I’d suggest Bon Cop Bad Cop, a Quebeckwah movie, playing on Starz this month. It’s billed as a comedy, proving that furriners have weird senses of humor.

Rasmussen finds most won’t consider GM, now that it’s Government Motors. Hot Air reports:
51% of Americans say they will consider a Ford, primarily because they didn’t take bailout money from the federal government.
Guess what I drive.

Cuban spies in the State Department, all the way back to Carter.

You won’t even believe this:
A woman sued the Cap’n Crunch people because her cereal didn’t contain any “crunchberries”:
On May 21, a judge of the U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of California dismissed a complaint filed by a woman who said she had purchased “Cap’n Crunch with Crunchberries” because she believed “crunchberries” were real […]

That was a hellacious game last night, and the Pens beat the Welfare Queens 4-2. Speaking of and forgive the French, but Mike Babcock is a shitbag, which I guess is appropriate for the coach of the hockey team in America’s sewer town. What a nasty piece of work.
And Bob Errey’s having fun on […]

That’s what the local rag calls local Penguin Mania. Flyers fans, like Eagles fans, are limited to PSU students from the Philadelphia region.

For summer TV, that is. Burn Notice. It’s better than the ads made it look. And Tricia Helfer is the bad-ass.

Dan Riehl points to this hi-frikkin-lar-i-ous letter from a Gitmo terrorist.
Dear Mr. Prime Minister,
Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Ahmed al Beijing and I am a Chinese Uighur and hopeful graduate of the Guantanamo Bay Detention Facility. I would very much like to take up residence in your wonderful country. During my […]

The guy’s face when he says, “Oops!” and the camera freezes is priceless.

This is hilarious too, though if you aren’t familiar with Bobby Knight, you probably won’t get it.

Cream from Meyer Dairy, the consistency of Elmer’s Glue. That’s Alfredo-to-be, by the way, right after I “poured” the cream out (you have to squeeze the carton to get it to glug out in big dollops).