Mar
18
2009
Maggie’s Farm:
There’s a monotonous feel to the interaction between the stock market and government these days. A government hack says something dumb, and the market tumbles. The only adult left in the room, Ben Bernanke, will appear in some forum and talk a little sense. First the market stabilizes, and then jumps. Lather, rinse, repeat. […]
Jan
25
2009
I shouldn’t go back to bed. When I do, I awake in a fog and stay that way. Oh well. I don’t think I’ll be making a trip to the Texas Roadhouse later for ribs. Too foggy.
Anyway, it’s time for the Clown Awards, and after reviewing, I think these mouthbreathers are unsurpassed in the idiocy […]
Apr
24
2008
I haven’t given out the rubber nose in some time, and there are some serious contenders here — and they’re both Republicans. They both got way too much of the st00pid, so without further introduction, here are our winners.
First up is an Indiana Republican (well, he’s from Crown Point, and the close proximity to Chicago […]
Apr
01
2007
There’s so much competition, the only way to do this fairly (and without hurting somebody’s feelings) is to give the big, red, rubber nose to several awardees.
This Clown Award is very special, because for the first time, we are awarding that ever so prized red, rubber nose to Brits! Give the UK a big hand, […]
Mar
01
2007
Our first Clown Award went to Sheila Jackson-Lee for her federal hate crimes bill. Jackson-Lee may be the only member of Congress as stupid as Charlie Rangel.
Our second Clown Award went to Janet LaRue, for wanting to protect our troops against pornography (oh no! not pornography! oh dear! oh no!)
Our third Clown Award went to […]
Feb
25
2007
Technorati: morons, idiots, moonbats, wackjobs, nutcases, progressives, leftists, liberals, madison
It should be no surprise that this happened in that Mecca of Moonbattery, Madison:
Six peace activists who were arrested and ticketed for lying in the street in front of U.S. Sen. Herb Kohl’s downtown Madison office were found […]
Feb
20
2007
There has been a lot of idiocy in the news lately, though a handful stand out as particularly stupid examples. There was Shiela (or is it Betty?) Jackson-Lee’s federal “hate crimes” bill. There was the embarrassingly idiotic cigar incident (no, not Clinton’s cigar — get your mind out of the gutter!) There was the resurrection of the idiotically-named Fairness Doctrine. There was the attempt to prohibit the “N-word.”
Jan
17
2007
Technorati: sheila jackson-lee, charles rangel, clowns, idiots, morons, progressives, liberals, leftists, democrats, hate crimes
The Clown Award will be given to whatever elected (or appointed) politician goes beyond the call of duty demonstrating a lack of knowledge of the Constitution of the United States. Today’s Clown Award […]