Right Wing Nation

Thanks to Ace Mætenloch for this entertaining news-of-the-weird from Wales.
Two thugs who attacked what they thought were a pair of transvestites picked on the wrong men - when their intended victims turned out to be cage fighters on a night out in fancy dress.
Dean Gardener, 19, and Jason Fender, 22, singled out the two men […]

From the Johnstown Trib-Dem: Cash, pierogies taken during burglary.

Lifted from Gateway Pundit. Charles Krauthammer nails it:

It’s a reflection of the boss. The boss also had a history before he became a candidate of being around and friends with the likes of Jeremiah Wright and William Ayers. The liberals scolded us last year on how irrelevant all that is and how it’s a smear […]

If you’re going to rob a bank, it’s probably best not to leave your wallet there.

Via Jonah Goldberg, this uplifting saga:
COMMERCE CITY, Colo. — A couple fighting about which gang their 4-year-old toddler should join caused a public disturbance that resulted in the father’s arrest, Commerce City police said Thursday.
On Saturday, Joseph Manzanares stormed into the Hollywood Video store where his girlfriend worked, threatened to kill her and knocked over […]

Via Tim Blair comes this bit of news:
Authorities in Florida said a man charged with possessing of more than 1,000 images of child pornography on his computer blamed the downloads on his cat.
He must be an arteest.

Like that’s surprising. Patterico documents.

Young, “disadvantaged” POS attacks old “amazing, multifaceted” Commie “activist” POS to steal his bicycle. Other “activist” sh*tbags reportedly, “Shocked, I tell you, shocked!”
Hat tip: Jeffrey.

Today’s news of the weird.
Pennsylvania Attorney General Tom Corbett says a state legislative staffer wanted to engage in sex acts with a teenage boy while dressed in a panda costume.
Corbett says 40-year-old Alan David Berlin, of Carlisle, was charged Thursday with attempted sexual exploitation of children and related crimes.
A Corbett spokesman says the boy’s parents […]

Both from Chanman, first a bumpersticker contradiction on one car:
My kids think I’m an ATM!
and
Obama ‘08
Obviously, not the brightest bulb in the chandelier drives that car. Okay, I was being nice. Only an idiot could put both of those bumperstickers on the same vehicle. But there are idiots of the harmless variety, and idiots of […]

From our favorite taser-wielding cop, JumpOut, including:
Do not call the police and lie about having a disturbance with your boyfriend just so you can get a ride.
Read the whole thing — and don’t miss the comments. Who needs Ann Landers?

This is just too weird.
A woman who allegedly intended to artificially inseminate her wife with her brother’s semen has been charged with domestic assault and battery.
Pittsfield police responded to a call shortly before 4:30 p.m. Tuesday in the city’s Morningside neighborhood, where the assault allegedly occurred.
Stephanie K. Lighten, 26, was released on personal recognizance after […]

Jimmy Hoffa: “Since when is the secret ballot a basic tenet of democracy?”

Ace: Odd? Oh wait, it’s spelled “stupid.”

Patterico nails the LA Times — and self-described “privacy advocates” — to the wall. Permanently.

Uncle asks:
Can we talk about it yet? No?

Mugging a hockey player, that is.

Here’s another reason to eat at MickeyD’s.

Chuck E. Cheese — the pizza chain for kids — is a magnet for out-of-control parents?
And it’s apparently a national phenomenon. Wisconsin:
In Brookfield, Wis., no restaurant has triggered more calls to the police department since last year than Chuck E. Cheese’s.
Officers have been called to break up 12 fights, some of them physical, at the […]

And I quote:
Gangbangers support gun buy backs.
Like the man says, shocking.

This is why cities have crime problems (hat tip to Darren).

Suspect hit with frozen turkey
Police Chief Larry Smith said police think Fred L. Ervin, 30, of 9221 Ten-Ten Road, Raleigh, had gone to the parking lot to find a getaway vehicle after stealing cash from the cash register of the BP gas station, across the road from the grocery store. Ervin spotted a 53-year-old woman […]

From CBS in Chicago:
Illinois Gov. Rod R. Blagojevich and his Chief of Staff, John Harris, were arrested today by FBI agents on federal corruption charges alleging that they and others are engaging in ongoing criminal activity: conspiring to obtain personal financial benefits for Blagojevich by leveraging his sole authority to appoint a United States Senator; […]

Blowjobjevich taken away in cuffs:
Gov. Rod Blagojevich and his chief of staff, John Harris, were arrested by FBI agents on federal corruption charges Tuesday morning.
Blagojevich and Harris were arrested simultaneously at their homes at about 6:15 a.m., according to Frank Bochte of the FBI. Both were transported to FBI headquarters in Chicago.
In one charge related […]

Nittany Lion mascot charged with DUI.

100 votes “found” in Minnesota — and every one is for the jackass!

Gun sales were up during the campaign, but they’re skyrocketing now. Why? Well, remember how Obama tried to sell himself as a supporter of the Second Amendment? Now that he’s won, he’s completely dropped that lie. From Obama’s site to your eyes:
They also support making the expired federal Assault Weapons Ban permanent, as such weapons […]

ACORN on trial.
A former employee of an affiliate of ACORN testified yesterday that the community group now in the national spotlight knew that most new voter registration forms it had gathered were fraudulent.
“Forty percent was OK,” said Anita Moncrief, referring to the number of bona fide registrations that officials at the Association of Community Organizations […]

A HuffPo moonbat murders her lover, then commits suicide — and it’s all Bush’s fault!

And I may not go to the rally tonight. I know, I know, but remember: I’ve been to three so far. Look, it’s cold as hell. Well, it’s technically 41, but it’s very windy. I looked at the temp, threw on a T-shirt and a windbreaker, and went to headquarters. I was way underdressed. And […]

From PA Water Cooler (I assume it’s somewhere here in the state).

The FBI is investigating ACORN.

The same stupid left-wing columnist that threatened riots if Obama lost is now calling for a . . .
wait for it . . .
Constitution-free Chicago.
How much would you like to bet this idiot goes to candlelight vigils for criminals shot by the police, and thinks it’s sad that all of those poor boys are in […]

to ACORN voter fraud (including convictions), courtesy of Maggie’s Farm.