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Dead deer in clown suit left on Iowa porch

Ace likes Psych too.
Watching this in an hour, my favorite show on TV. The show seems like it was written, while drunk, in an hour. It’s slapdash, the mysteries are only occasionally clever, half the show is just the main character behaving like an utter jackass, but for some reason it works.
If you haven’t seen […]

I haven’t laughed this hard in years. John Scalzi reams Star Trek “science” a new one.
UPDATE: Where’s PETA?

The indefatigable Tim Blair: Who among us has not written lesbian fiction in an elephant suit? And almost as ludicrous, from David Thompson, this gem of feminutty academese:
Informed by feminist investigations of embodiment and bodiliness, we ask: How do we understand our bodily relationship to other animals? How do we embody animals, and how do […]

From Fr. Richtsteig, in Terms I Dislike:
People of color–What am I? Transparent?

The Unbearable Whiteness of Being Maureen Dowd

Hilarious! Go read! Now!

Daniel Hannan: Brussels ayatollahs confirm “Yes” votes in referendums.

I wouldn’t have thought it possible to make a home invasion horror flick, with lots of axes crashing through doors and walls and shotgun blasts to faces, and have it be a, well, just plain boring movie, but that’s exactly what The Strangers is. Dull, dull, dull, and more dull, even with Liv Tyler.

Obama’s teleprompter is blogging! (H/T Sebastian).

V the K has the real progressive quiz.

Lileks thoroughly guts a moron on HuffingPo who wants more arts funding (”There was also this big building downtown called ‘The Library’”)

EU parliament bans “Miss” and “Mrs.” for being sexist.

Via Kathy Shaidle, who finds these things before you do and laugh so hard you fall on the floor, these are (I kid you not) Austrian neo-Nazis. Seriously.
Wait. The pic is below the fold. Make sure you’re not eating or drinking anything.

Patterico: “Tax Cheat Tells Tax Cheat He’ll Crack Down on Tax Cheats“

“Viewer Advisory: This video contains Helen Thomas images, which some viewers may find offensive.”

Here’s a funnig:
If Eric Godard were president, he’d protect the Secret Service.
A comment on Pensblog. Wyatt will get it.

Genius!
What makes this collection so special is that each plate is created at the time you order it and no two are exactly alike! Each plate is a one of a kind artists perspective of the incoming President of the United States of America. This plate is a treasured collectible work of art that can […]

Just sharing the pain.
If a parsley farmer owed the bank money, would they garnish his wages?

Tim Blair’s 2008 World of the Odd:
Farmer Kofi Owusu copped an unexpected inquiry during a romantic encounter with a goat on his farm in Ghana. Lost in goat-lust, Owusu was tapped on the back by neighbouring farmer Adams Kusi, who asked: “My friend, what abomination are you committing?” Declining to reply, Owusu fled the scene.
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Tim Blair:
Seattle’s Winter Solstice Winterfest has been re-scheduled due to winter.
Also:
Lack of snow used to be cited as evidence of global warming. Now too much snow is cited as … evidence of global warming.

The Whopper Virgins have spoken!

Look for left-wing pseudo-intellectuals to be outraged! yet again.

It’s a valid question:
So what if German soldiers are less than the idealistic Germanic warrior and more Augustus Gloop from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory?
Are fat, ineffective German soldiers actually a bad thing? Remember the last time Germany had a well oiled and capable military?
How well did that work out?

American Papist:
William Donohue proves the point by penning a tongue-in-cheek reply to Nick Cafardi’s article, “I’m Catholic, Staunchly Anti-Abortion, and Support Obama.” (More on the Cafardi story here.)
Donohue’s satirical response: “I’m Catholic, Staunchly Anti-Racist, and Support David Duke.”

Snark!
Good morning, hillbilly mouth-breathers! How are we today? Did we put our shoes on the correct feet and wipe all the drool off our faces before heading outside to plant turnips and whup our kids? Good, good.
Now go find a Democrat to help you read the rest of this post. I’ll try not to use […]

Since Streisand is shooting off her stupid mouth again about McCain, it’s time again for that classic, McCain Sings Streisand!

I got this about a year ago on a mailing list. It’s very weird, and I think it’s hilarious. Enjoy!
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.
Taking two candies between my […]

“Choosy shoppers choose John McCain.”

Everything you always wanted to know about community organizers.

The funniest thing I’ve seen for a long time.

Read the title.
Look at the image.
Read the caption.

If you haven’t seen Office Space, you won’t get it. Sorry. (And if you haven’t, rent it. Now! It’s one of those movies you watch over and over and over again, and it’s as funny the thousandth time you’ve seen […]

UNIVERSAL GRADE CHANGE FORM

____________________University

To: Professor____________________ From:___________________________

I think my grade in your course,___________________, should be

changed from ______ to _______ for the following reasons:

______1. The persons who copied my paper got a higher grade than I did.

______2. The person whose paper I copied got a higher grade than I did.

______3. […]

Drunk, High, Naked Driver Crashes Into Parked Car While Masturbating… But Wait, There’s More!

that I’ve never mentioned cats here? Here’s why.

“I am rosemary, not a green centipede.”

Superdelegates switching to Hillary.

This was in front of the Obama headquarters, and I knew if I didn’t take a picture, nobody would believe me (clicky for biggie):

So they’re selling water — but not just any water, it’s Magic Obama Hope water!
Other arts fest photos will follow. This deserved its own space.

and I’m not making this up, from the BBC: Prison had ‘criminal subculture’ Hat tip to Squander Two.

Jack M:
Does anybody here remember Amanda “Godbags” Marcotte? Like Franken, when word of her vile “contributions” to the nation’s political conversation gained widespread attention, she too played the “satire” card. Because, being morons, after all, we conservalibertaricans are obviously not nuanced enough to understand the subtleties of bashing the Virgin birth any more than we […]

One of the great spoof comedies of the 90s is on Starz: Mystery Men.
“I’m Pencil Head!”
“And I’m Son of Pencil Head!”
“We erase crime!”
“I’m the PMS Avenger. I only work four days out of the month. You got a problem with that?”