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LOL! The United Nitwits Do It Again!

Do what, you ask? Why, pass another meaningless resolution, which they have no intention of enforcing, of course! What else do they do, except take bribes and promote terrorism? Here’s the story.

For two years, the EU’s three biggest powers — France, Britain and Germany — have tried to persuade Iran that it needed to abandon its enriched uranium fuel program to convince the world that its atomic ambitions are peaceful.

And who is stupid enough to believe this, outside of the Euroweenie Union, that is?

Last month, the talks collapsed after Tehran resumed uranium processing and rejected an EU offer of economic and political incentives if it scrapped its uranium enrichment program, prompting the EU trio to join Washington in calling for the case to be sent to the Security Council.

Tehran has threatened to retaliate.

No doubt these weenies think “retaliate” means the Iranians will stomp their feet and hold their breath.

And of course, the United States is the only nation behind this that actually intends to enforce this. Somebody tell me why we still belong to this organization of idiots again.

Stop! It Hurts! Stop!

WOOOOHOHOHAHAHAHOHOHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Stop … okay … breathe …

So that commie thug Chavez wants … HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Stop … you can do it … breathe, that’s it …

That commie thug Chavez wants to extradite Robertson!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But it gets better … here I go again, breathe! Okay.

Or he’s going to file a complaint with the UN!

“Kofi! Make that big bad old George Bush send Robertson to me or I’ll hold my breath!”

HOHOHAHAHAHOHOHOHAHAWOOHOOHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where’s my kleenex …

About That Letter to the UN

Since I got a response to my letter to the UN from a conservative whose humor meter was offline, let me straighten this out, seriously, once and for all.

Kofi, we neither want nor need your dirty money. We don’t want money from Belgium, France, Germany, or any other of you cowardly frightened Euroweasels. Not one penny.

We don’t need it. Last year alone, Americans gave over 240 billion dollars to charity. That’s 60,000% of the total UN aid given to the tsunami countries (and we’ll ignore all the money that never got to those victims because it was pocketed by those thug governments you UN creeps are so fond of). So however appropriate it may be, we don’t want your money.

There. That should settle things.

Give John Bolton a Medal

Thank God for John Bolton–and thank God our President appointed him over the whining anti-American Demomorons in the Senate.

You know all that screeching the MSM has been doing about Bolton not being cooperative with those criminals at the UN? Well, the Center for Security Policy, unlike the MSM, gives us details about just how and why Bolton isn’t kissing Kofi Annan’s ass.

My Letter to the UN

Dear Kofi Annan, Hans Blix, and other UN bureaucrats:

I suppose you’ve been so busy counting your illegally gained bribe money and trying to cover it up, printing up pro-terrorist T-shirts and posters, and trying to push through socialist bullshit “treaties” that you haven’t heard about Katrina, the hurricane that has done so much damage here.

You know. Hurricane. Like a tsunami, sort of. You remember tsunamis, right?

I’ll spare you a list of the damage done, or the count of our dead, and just get to the point.

Where is our UN foreign aid?

Considering that we pay a third of your budget, and considering that the only times the UN has ever decided to do anything but pass pointless resolutions the United States has provided most of the firepower, and considering all the damage you have done taking bribes, diverting funds, and encouraging terrorists and ruthless dictators (how’s Syria doing on that human rights commission, Hans?), the very least you can do is get up in front of television cameras, go on about how awful the hurricane was, wring your hands, and call for aid from the thugs and dictators that make up your ranks. Especially considering the “treaty” you tried to push through that would force us to pour 0.7% of our GDP into Africa (never mind that Africa has only gotten worse the more money they’ve gotten), and especially considering the insulting remarks you made about Ambassador Bolton, UN aid to the United States is more than called for.

So where’s the bucks?

Thanks for your time. You may now get back to printing up those Hezbollah T-shirts and laundering that dirty money.