Right Wing Nation

Dear Santa,

Here is my Christmas list. I know I can’t have everything I want, but could you please give me some of the things on my list, for the nation, if not the world? Please?

• The safe return of as many of our armed forces as possible, and the health and well being of their families
• Tort reform, with at least caps on awards, though I’d prefer to see a loser pays bill enacted
• Tax reform, with an end to "progressive" taxation, and taxation for the purpose of redistributing wealth (and if you could get rid of the IRS, that would be nice too)
• A SCOTUS dominated by strict constructionists (not liberals, and not conservatives — constructionists)
• Complete dismantling of New Scam, er, New Deal programs (though since that’s not going to happen, I’ll take the administration’s ownership society initiative instead)
• Mushroom clouds over Tehran and Pyongkyang (failing that, the assassination of the leaders of the current regimes)
• Resurrection of treason charges, with mandatory death sentences carried out publically and carried by law on every television channel, starting with Taliban collaborators and moving on to the "human shields" who returned to the US from Afghanistan and Iraq, and including the "activists" in Oakland who tried to block shipments of supplies to our armed forces
• Mandatory death sentences for terrorists
• CAIR, ANSWER, and other pro-terrorist organizations brought up on terrorism charges (though with priorty on those named)

• Implosion of the unethical, amoral, pro-terrorist UN
• Free Iraqi, Iranian, and North Korean republics (I will take democracies as a second, though I think republics would be more successful and stable in both Iraq and Iran)

Thank you, Santa! Oh, one more thing. Could you PLEASE move the terrorists from Gitmo to someplace in Iraq or Afghanistan, to once and for all remove them from the jurisdiction of whiny liberal judges?

Merry Christmas!